OMG!!! Hi, you guys. Miss me? No. Damn. Anyjoo, my birthday just passed. I am fifteen now. Yes, I am a youngster. Rawr. Yeah, I have a plan, see? Instead of not updated for 5 billion years and making a big chapter, I'll try and update a couple times a month with shorter chapters. That seems smart, ne? Anyj00, I can't type alot 'cause I'm IMing my loser-whores. Vincent and Claudia. Love you guyyyyyys. Claudia still owes me a birthday present, damn mexican. xDDD Anyj00, READ IT AND BE HAPPY!!!!
Also, reviews make me giggle. So remember thaaaaaaaaaat. Special thanks to Cherry-ai. Your idea. Next chap. It's gonna rock. xD
Disclaimer: I own yo mama, bitch. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, what now, btichesssssss. Sorry. I'm in gangsterlicious-mode right now. xDDDD
ENJOY PEEPERS!!!!
Sunday night. Roxas was still mad at him. He'd given him candy, Wrote a poem(badly), HE'D EVEN GOTTEN HIM FLOWERS!!! Nthing seemed to work. AXel sghed.
"Dude, we need a plan."
"No, YOU need a plan. I need a gun license."
"...I hope that was a joke."
"Eh, whatever makes you feel better." Riku shrugged. He and Axel were lounging around in Riku's junky green-themed room.
"Seriously, dude. I forbid you to kill Kairi." Axel kicked him. Riku rose a brow.
"...Why?" Fair question.
"It's not setting a good example for the kids at home." Axel said, pointing at you. Yes, that's right. At YOUUUU!!!
"Yeah, whatever. Look, how about I help you with your blonde and THEN you help to "not kill" Kairi. Wink. Wink." Riku grinned. Axel's face brightened. (107 words)
"Really??
"No."
"Aw. I need a hug. Hug me please?"
"Extra no. Wait!" Riku suddenly sat up, "I'm getting something!"
"An Idea?"
"It's coming..." Riku squinted.
"Yes?" Axel sat up.
"It's coming..."
"Yes???" He leaned foward.
"It's coming..."
"YES?!" He asks, with big hopeful eyes.
"WAKKA HAS THE SAME NAME AS THAT DUDE FROM FINAL FANTASY! THAT'S WHO HE REMINDED ME OF! Damn..." Riku laughed. Wow, that hurt to hurt Axel's happy eggs. Axel slapped him. "Hey!" Riku growled and tackled Axel to the floor.
"Argh! Get off!" Axel and Riku wrestled for a bit, ending up laying on the floor out of breath.
"Hey Axel."
"Yeup."
"I have an idea."
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"HEY PEEPERS!!!! Today we start the MUSAC part of our shooowww!!!! And the reason we are starting it so late is because some reviewer reminded the author that this is musical. Damn, our author is stoopid. So we'll be learning the music this week and starting friday and next week we'll work on dancing. Get your rythem together, dudes." Fushia laughed at through some her backpack into some random seat in the audience. The Drama gang were in the audotorium, starting to practice the aforementioned forgotten music. Everyone was in a general happy mood. Except for Axel and Roxas.
"We have to sing...?" Sora's eye-twiched. He could just imagine Hayner now...
----Haha! You're with a guy AND you sing!!! Haha! May I carry your purse, madam?
"Stupid Hayner...purse...manbag...stupid earings..." Sora mumbled.
"O...Kayyyyy. Let's ignore the mildly insane Sora and look at our scripts, hm?"
"YAAAAAYYYY!! SCRIPTS!!!!!" Maruxila giggled and pranced around like a young school girl who just got her very first fairy princess dollys. I never had one myself, but I had a strange childhood.
Let's not delve into to that, eh?
Larxene rolled her eyes, "I'm not singing."
"Oh, that's okay," Fushia smiled, "Your voice is horrible and I wouldn't let you sing if they threathed to cut off my foot." Her face turned thoughtful, "Maybe if they threatened my apposible thumbs."
"That's right! Bcause, we're NOTHING without our apposible thumbs, isn't that what you said, Fushia??" Sora chipped in cheerfully. Roxas rolled his eyes but said nothing, still trying his best not to look at Axel, who was staring at him unashamed.
"Oh..." Fay sniffled and hugged him, causing him to get a face-full of boob-ness, "God bless you little heart," she pet his head, "You're learning! I love the world." Sora's face began to turn purple from safocation. Riku pulled him out.
"I would appreciate it," the Great Purple One said, "If you DIDN'T suffocate my Sora with your giant boobs."
"And I would appriciate it if Travis McCoy married me. Now GET ON STAGE AND START SINGING YOUR DAMN SONGS!!!!!" Fushia, through some weird form of magical prowness, picked them all up and threw them onstage. Or...somewhere...in that...general direction...Needless to say there were a lot of,
"Ow."
"THE PAIN!!! OH THE AGOOONY!!!!"
"My legs!!!"
"MY ARMS!!!"
"Ouch. That was my only spleen."
-and so one and so forth. And in the words of the great and mighty Stevo, "Pain is cool, and it doesn't last very long." Oh the wisdom of a jackass.
"Okay, the opening song. Simple And Clean. Which will be song byyyyyyyyyy, the one and onllllyyyyyyy SOOOOOORRAAA!!!!! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Ahem, yes." Fushia handed him some lyrics. Sora blinked at her..
"You can't make me do this." Sora said, glaring.
"Boy, I'ma give you FIVE seconds to get of my FACE and go SING that song or I'm going to have you walk around school looking like you just got in a fight with my mother..."
"Okay!" Sora sqeaked and hurried onto the stage. He looked around. He could see everyone looking at him. But one person was looking at him especially hard. Riku. He flushed. Oh GOD!--- Roxas gave him a look that seemed to say, 'Sora, I've known you since forever. Sing.' Sora nodded and took a deep breath.
In you and I there's a new land
Angel's in flight wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music inside
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
What's left of me what's left of me now
I watch you fast asleep
All I fear means nothing
Sora stopped singing for a moment. Someone once told Sora, singing is just like acting with notes. Sora thought about that. He also thought about Riku. He took a breath and sang once more.
In you and I there's a new land
Angels in flight
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary my sanctuary yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music inside
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
What's left of me what's left of me
snwod dna spu ynam os
My heart's a battleground
snoitome eurt deen I
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
snoitome eurt deen I
You show me how to see
That nothing is whole and nothing
is broken
In you and I there's a new land
Angel's in flight
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary my sanctuary yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music inside
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
What's left of me what's left of me now
My fears and lies
Melt away
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
Dead silence was all around When Sora finally looked up. Roxas was smiling. Everyone's jaw dropped. He looked over at Riku, who had a sort of dazed smile on his face.
"Sora..." he whispered. Sora tucked his hair behind his ear with a nervous hand.
"U-um, you guys," Sora said, scuffling his feet, "You're staring."
"What...THE HELL, MAN!!!!" Fushia grabbed him and started shaking him, "WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU COULD SING LIKE THAT BEFORE YOU DWEEBOID!?!?!?!" She growled.
"Well, you're shaking him--probably giving him brain damage--, you are extremely violent, people are staring at him, Why WOULD he tell you?" Roxas sighed, annoyed. Fushia glared at him.
"Don't be a smartass, kid."
"Can't help what comes natural."
"You feeling lucky, punk?" Fushia sneered. Roxas just sighed. Fushia continued, "Look I don't know WHAT crawled up your butt, enlarged and started dancing but you better fix your attitude or I'll go over there and fix it manually."
"...Sorry, Ms. Fushia..." Roxas mumbled. Crap, she made the kid cry. Fushia walked over to where he was sitting in stageleft on a beanie-chair. Sora looked at them and snuck off. He was kidnapped by Riku.
"Alright, boy," she sat down, "What's wrong?" Roxas gave her a weird look.
"Nothings wrong," he said.
"Is this about what happened last Friday or whatever day that was?" Fushia asked.
"No." Roxas gave her a meaningful look. She sighed.
"If you don't wannna tell me fine, just...stay here and cool off, mmkay?" Damn, she really was NOT good at the whole comforting deal. Fushia left Roxas to his thoughts.
Axel...Roxas sighed. It's not like I didn't...enjoy the kiss...It's just that...it wasn't..it didn't...really MEAN anything. Not to Axel. It was just acting. HE was just acting! Get a grip and stop acting like a baby!
Sora and Riku were in stage right. HAving a bit of a conversation.
"Wow, Sora. Never would've thought a cute lil' kid like you could sing so well." Riku smirked. Sora glared and put a hand on his hip(A/N: I put my hand up on yo hip! When I dip, you dip, we dip!)
"Oh yeah? Well! Well!...Well, NYAH!" Sora stuck on his tongue at him.
"Haha, you're so cute." Riku said, putting a hand on his cheek. Sora blushed and smacked it away.
"Riku! You h-have to stop DOING t-that!" he cried. Riku chuckled.
"But you're just so adorable!" Riku grinned and licked his earshell.
"R-Riku!" Sora gasped.The silver-haired boy chuckled.
"You like?" he whispered, seductively.
"Rikuuuu..."
"SORA!!!!!!"
"ACKKKK!!!" Sora jumped away from Riku. "H-hey Kairi..." He squeaked, a great deep red.
"Oh, hey Kairi." Riku said in an emotionally dead voice, "Just the person I wanted to see. How are you, then..."
"Well, I just wanted to have a moment with Sora, here." Kairi smiled sweetly. "Sora," she said, in a baby voice, "Can I talk to you? PRETTY please?"
"No. We're busy." Riku glared. Kairi ignored.
"Please?"
"O-okay..." Sora walked over to her, careful to keep his head down and not looking at Riku. "I'll b-be back in a se-second, Riku."
Riku stared after them. Kairi turned around and smirked at him. She was planning something.
FUCK ME DEAD, DAMMIT!!!!
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CIAOOO!!!!!!
Oh, by the way. "Fuck me dead" is an expression my weird step-dad uses. He's retarded, dude. xDD Gotta love him, though.