For the dude who sent me that messege about Syrus, my answer is NO!! Syrus STAYS in the story! I happen to be a big fan of his ever since I saw the episode where he stood up to Zane and ALMOST beat him! It was a proud moment for Sy! I think it was called Tough Love. Anyways, I wont keep you all waiting any longer. Here's the next chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh GX, nor do I own Disney. There, I said it. Don't sue!
Deep, deep underground, in a secret base underneath Disney World, Mickey Mouse had returned to the brain of Walt Disney. Once he entered Walt's private quarters, he immediately bowed to his knees.
"Rise." The brain said.
"Mr. Disney, sir. I have returned."
"Excellent… did you… bring me… the Sacred… Beast… Cards?"
Mickey reached into his robe and pulled out the three Sacred Beast Cards, then flashed them in front of him.
"EXCELLENT!" Walt said. "You have… served me… well… Mickey. Place the… Sacred Beast cards… in the… Energy… Converter…"
Mickey walked over to a strange machine that was attached to the large tube where Disney's brain was housed. He inserted the three cards, and energy began to flow to the tube. The fluid inside began to boil.
"OH YES… YES… I CAN FEEL POWER NOW!!! ALL I NEED IS A BODY!! So Mickey… have you found me a body yet?" Disney asked.
"Yes I did. A rather fiery spirit if I do say so myself! Haha!" Mickey said. He pulled a remote out of his trench coat and turned on a monitor. A room appeared on the monitor, with Alexis unconscious on a bed. She began to stir and look around.
"Uh… where am I?" she asked.
She looked around to see that she was in a really nice hotel room. The windows had prison bars on them and the door was sealed shut. She got off the bed and walked over to the door and tried opening it. However, it was a no go.
"What the hell?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! SOMEBODY BETTER GET IN HERE AND START TALKING BEFORE I GO BITCH STYLE LEVEL FIVE UP IN HERE!!! SOMEBODY GET IN HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!"
Alexis then ran over and grabbed a chair from a desk and threw it across the room. It hit the closet and shattered. Next she ran over to the tv and pushed it off it's stand.
"… See? Spirited, just like you wanted! Fiesty too!" Mickey said.
"… WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Disney shouted.
Mickey's mouth dropped. "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! You asked for a body, so I got you one!"
"THAT'S A FEMALE!!! WHAT ARE YOU, DUMBO OR SOMETHING?! WHEN I ASKED FOR A BODY, I WANTED A MALE'S BODY!!"
"But… but… you didn't say that…" Mickey said.
"SILENCE!!!" Disney shouted. "YOU GO BACK TO THAT DAMN SCHOOL AND GET ME A BODY!! RIGHT NOW!! AND IF YOU COME BACK WITH SOME CRAP LIKE THIS I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND SELL YOU TO WARNER BROS!!"
Mickey gasped. "Y-yes sir! I wont fail you again!" He then ran out of the room and took the elevator back to the ground level.
"Stupid fuckin' brain! One of these days, I swear! I'll sell you to Warner Bros! You wish you stupid blob of shit!" Mickey complained. "I'm not going back to that damn Duel Academy! This time I'm sending Donald and Goofy!"
X X X X X X X
Hassleberry and Syrus sat in the waiting room of the Guidance Counselor's office in Duel Academy. They both sat reading Duel magazines as they waited for there best friend to finish with his appointment.
"So… do you think these sessions are actually helping Jaden?" Syrus asked.
"You'd be surprised son. I mean, he's a lot less angry nowadays." Hassleberry responded, not once looking up from his magazine.
Syrus looked at him. "I don't know… he looks about the same to me." He then looked at the door. "I wonder what goes on in there?"
Inside the room, Jaden laid on the patient's sofa, while Fonda Fontaine sat next to him on a stool, holding a clip board and taking notes.
"Now Jaden… I want you to admit that you are a very angry individual." Fontaine said.
"Now why the FUCK would I do that?! I'm not angry! I don't even know why you guys have me doing this shit!" Jaden responded.
"Because all your friends agreed that you are angry and you need help." Fontaine responded.
"Well you tell them they're all full of shit." Jaden said, turning his back to Fontaine.
"They want you to have your anger in check before you invade Disney World." Fontaine said, trying to reason with him. Jaden turned back to her. "YOU KNOW WHAT!? CHAZZ IS THE ANGRY ONE!! WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T HE HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT?!" He then went back to facing the wall.
"Now Chazz… is he the source of your anger?" Fontaine asked.
"Who Chazz? Hell no. He's not even worth my anger… hey wait! I told you I'm NOT angry!!" Jaden responded.
"Well then tell me Jaden… Who makes you angry." Fontaine asked him.
"YOU ARE RIGHT NOW!!! ASKING ME THE SAME FUCKIN' QUESTIONS!! YOU'RE LIKE A WASP AT A FUCKIN' BARBEQUE, BUZZING ALL IN MY EAR, ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME!! THAT SHIT'S PISSIN' ME OFF!"
"Ok, now we're getting somewhere… who else makes you mad?"
Jaden turned halfway around, just enough to see her out the corner of his eye. "I don't know what the FUCK you're talking about."
"Yes, you do know what the FUCK I'm talking about." Fontaine responded. "Now think WHO makes you mad?"
"If I tell you, will you leave me the hell alone?!" Jaden said.
Fontaine nodded.
"Fine." Jaden turned back around to face her. "Blair Flannigan… stupid little kid… how old is she, like 4?! Why the hell did they even let her in here?! Always following me around, sticking to my damn leg like a horny little dog… or like a velcro midget! It fuckin' takes the jaws of life to get her puny ass off of me!"
"Mm hmm…" Fontaine hummed as she scribbled something on her clipboard.
"Next, there's that punk bitch, Aster Phoenix… think's he's so hot because he's in the pro leagues, walkin' around like his shit don't stink!! Cocky bastard!! I'd like to finish the smack down I gave his ass in the gym yesterday!!"
"Oh my…" Fontaine said, still writing.
"Then there's Zane… my ol' rival Zane Truesdale… I can go on all day about that fudge packer! What the FUCK is he still doing here?! I mean didn't he graduate like 2 years ago?! Why the fuck is he still walking around campus like he's a damn student! All up in that Obelisk Blue uniform! You know what he reminds me of?! One of those newly graduated students who was all popular in high school, then realize that they aren't shit in the real world so they have no choice but to go back to high school and fuck with all the freshmen!! That's just sad right there!! SAD!!" Jaden said.
"Well Jaden, I can see that we're getting somewhere…" Miss Fontaine said.
"What are you talking about now, Fontaine." Jaden asked.
"You definitely have a lot of pent up anger…"
"IM NOT ANGRY!!"
"… AND a very bad case of just plain being indenial. So what I want you to do it, everytime you feel yourself getting mad…" Fontaine suddenly put her clipboard down and grabbed her ears. "… I want you to grab your ears and say, 'Wakka Wakka Doo'."
There was silence in the room as Jaden watched Miss Fontaine.
"Oh, you have GOT to be fuckin' kidding me." Jaden said.
"Do I LOOK like I'm fuckin' kidding you?" Fontaine asked.
"What the hell do you think I am, Fozzie Bear?! I'm not doing that shit!!" Jaden shouted. He then jumped up off the couch and left the room.
"I'll see you next week, Jaden!" Fontaine said.
"Yeah, I'll eat shit!" Jaden shouted back from the hall.
"That's what you've been saying the past 2 months." Fontaine said.
Once Jaden walked through the waiting room, he snapped his fingers to get the attention of Syrus and Hassleberry, and the three of them left the room.
"So how was it, Sarge?" Hassleberry asked.
"I don't want to talk about it." Jaden responded.
"Awww, why not." Syrus asked.
"I JUST DON'T!" Jaden shot back.
X X X X X X X
At the docks of Academy Island, Atticus, Bastion, and Chazz prepared for the dangerous journey. The school SWAT unit was loading boxes onto a large ship.
"That's all the supplies I could manage to get from my family's company." Chazz said in a serious manner. Atticus patted him on the back. "Don't worry, Chazz. We'll get those bastards back for robbing your family of their company."
"I know, Atticus. I know."
"So, we're going to camp out outside Disney World? The possibility of us getting caught are more than a half." Bastion said.
"Don't sweat it. We'll have our base set up deep in a forest next to the place. It'll be harder for us to catch a Disney character, but we still have to think of our safety while we're out there." Atticus explained.
"All the shit we got, it looks like it's going to be a military base camp." Chazz said.
"That's basically what it is dude…" Atticus said. He then looked over at Bastion. "What's wrong, Bastion… you look even more pale than usual."
"… It's the island… I mean, I know we're training the students and everything to protect it while we're gone, but I still don't think that's enough." Bastion said.
"For once I agree with needle dick over here." Chazz said. "Let's face it, have this school cant duel for shit. So what makes you think they can protect the island. They suck Ojama balls!"
"I'm way ahead of you, boys." Atticus said. "I've enlisted some reinforcements to help protect the island. They'll be here tomorrow morning"
"You think these new guys you "enlisted" will stand a chance against Disney?" Bastion asked.
"… It'll give the school a fighting chance." Atticus said, not looking at Bastion.
"So who are these losers?" Chazz asked.
"You'll just have to wait til tomorrow. All I'm gonna say is, one of them beat you in a duel some time ago."Atticus said.
"Oh god, you don't mean…"
"Yep." Atticus said.
Across the docks, Zane stood watching the three boys help with the loading of the ship. He simply snorted, then walked away.
"HEY BRO!"
Zane turned around to see Syrus running at him, waving his little arm around. Syrus finally caught up to him and began to catch his breath.
"Hey… Bro… I just wanted… to say… I'm glad… you decided… to come with us…" Syrus said through his panting.
"Hmph." Zane said. "I'm not going to lie to you Syrus. The only reason I agreed to this was to get a ride to Florida. Once we get there, I'm gone."
"But Zane…"
"Alexis is the only person on this island that I actually like."
"…really…" Syrus said sadly.
"You're my brother. I'm obligated to like you."
"Thanks… I think."
"Anyways, I'm saving her my own way, without those fuck-up friends of yours getting in my way."
"Yeah, I guess… especially after what I just found out."
"WHAT?!"
"Oh, nothing… just a Disney character has been talking shit on you is all."
Zane suddenly turned red from anger. His catchphrase soon vibrated throughout the Island. "OH HELL NAW!!!"
Zane soon stormed off in a blind rage. Syrus smiled as he watched his older brother leave.
Hassleberry soon poked his head out from the bushes. "Did it work!?"
"Yep! Just like Atticus said it would!" Syrus said. "But I don't get it? Why would he want us to do this?"
"Because it'll keep him from knowing that Jaden's the one talkin' shit on him. Plus having him in ass rompin' mode doesn't hurt either!" Hassleberry responded.
"Guess you're right." Syrus said.
Soon, night fall soon blanketed Academy Island. Everyone was asleep in their respected dorms. The members of the Brotherhood of Twilight couldn't sleep, for they knew that the next day, they would embark on the most dangerous journey of their young lives. All except Jaden that is, who slept like a newborn baby.
The next morning soon arrived. Everybody was awake at the docks, except for Belowski (who slept on the ship that was taking everyone to Florida) and of course, Aster Phoenix. The whole school and staff were also at the docks to see Jaden and friends off.
"We are all counting on you boys. You simply must pull the plug on Disney's life support chamber!" Sheppard said.
"You can count on us, sir!" Jaden said.
"Yeah, we aren't gonna come back until we break all our feet off in those Disney bastard's asses!" Atticus said.
Suddenly, in the distance, another boat came into view.
"Look!" Syrus said. Everyone turned and watched the boat as it pulled into the harbor.
"AWESOME!! It's the special forces that I called to help you guys defend the school!" Atticus said.
"Great! Now we can see who these geeks are!" Chazz said.
The bridge dropped from the ship to the port, and from out of the ship came Jesse Anderson, Axel Brodie, Jim Cook, and Adrian Gecko. Everyone cheered as the four exchange duelists bored the island.
"Hey Atticus! Thanks for the call! You sure you don't want us to come with ya?" Jesse asked.
"Thanks for coming. I would ask you all to come, but it would draw too much attention." Atticus said.
"It's all good, yo!" Axel said. "Any Disney fucks step foot on this island…" He suddenly pulled out his gold gun like duel disk and held it sideways. "IMMA BUST A CAP IN THEY ASS, FEEL ME?!"
Adrian backed up. "Damn 'bro', save it for the mousekateers!"
"Ey, don't worry bout us, mate. You just go take care of that evil corporation. We'll hold down the fort here!" Jim said.
"Thanks a lot guys!" Jaden said.
"WAIT!" Atticus said. "Someone's missing!"
The group all looked around, confused. It was then that Chazz noticed who the missing person was. "Where the fuck is that wanna be stoner?"
"Oh Belowski? He's sleeping on the ship." Syrus said.
"I know who it is!" Atticus said. "Where the FUCK is Aster!?"
"I know where he is." Jaden said. He began to walk down the dockside.
"Where are you going, Jaden?" Bastion asked.
"To get that lazy son of a bitch!" Jaden shouted back. He walked down to where Aster's houseboat was docked, then ran and jumped up on the rails, then climbed inside. He looked into the window to see Aster sound asleep inside. Jaden suddenly got a great idea! It was enough to have him hold his mouth to keep from laughing. He quickly ran back to where the group was to track down Dorothy.
"Hey Dorothy! Mind if I burrow some stuff from your kitchen?" Jaden asked.
"Of course not, honey!" Dorothy said.
"Cool! Thanks!" Jaden said as he ran back towards Duel Academy. Everyone looked at one another, confused.
Jaden returned a few minutes later with arms full of ice cream, broccoli, and beans. He went right back to Aster's houseboat and boarded it. He then put the stuff down so that he could pick the lock to the door. Once it was open, he picked the stuff back up and walked inside.
Aster, who was still sleeping and unaware of the fact that his boat just got broken into, turned over the opposite way. "MMmmm… Mai Valentine… give it to me, baby…" he muttered.
Jaden began to stuff his face with ice cream, broccoli, and beans. Then he pulled out a vanilla milkshake and chugged it all down.
"Wait for it… wait for it…" Jaden said to himself. Five minutes later, there was a large rumbling in his stomach. "THERE IT GOES!! THERE'S A RUMBLY IN MY TUMBLY!"
He quickly ran over to Aster and pushed his head so his face was pointed straight up. He then got on the bed, turned around, and pulled down his pants and boxers. Next, he squatted down over Aster's face to where his "cheeks" where an inch from Aster's nose.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" Jaden shouted.
It was then that the loudest fart in history was heard throughout Academy Island.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Dr. Crowler shouted.
Everyone was still looking around, shocked.
"Did that come from that boat Jaden was on?!" Jesse asked.
Syrus suddenly got shocked. "OH MY GOD!! YOU DON'T THINK…"
Chazz, Bastion, Atticus, Hassleberry, and Zane looked at Syrus in a disappointing manner.
"Please tell me you didn't just now figure that out." Zane said.
"Now what do you think!" Chazz said to Zane.
Jaden suddenly came running down the dockside once again at full speed! He was being chased by Aster, who was toting a VERY large, futurist gun with 4 barrels, shooting at Jaden. He was in a tank top and boxers.
"JADEN, YOU ASS SUCKING SON OF A FUCK!!! YOU'RE IN BIG FUCKIN' TROUBLE NOW!! AND WHEN I SAY TROUBLE… I'M TALKIN FOUR BARRELS OF HOT LASER DEATH POINTED AT YOUR FUCKIN' SKULL!!!!" Aster shouted, not once caring about the fact that he was running down the docks in his underclothing.
Jaden ran towards the group, trying to keep his balance from laughing so hard. "YEAH MAN!!! I GUESS YOU TRULY ARE ASS-TER PHOENIX!!!"
The group all scattered as Aster ran at them, firing like a mad man.
"Oh fuck!" Bastion said.
"ON THE SHIP, ON THE SHIP!!" Atticus shouted.
The only one who didn't run was Axel, who once again took out his gold gun like duel disk.
"YOU WANNA PLAY SOME GAT WARS, BIATCH!!?" he shouted. he began to shoot, but nothing happen. "Aww, DAAYYMMN!! I fa'got, this thang's only a replica!!"
Jaden dashed past Axel. Once Aster got close enough, Axel pistol whipped him with his duel disk. Aster dropped his gun and fell to the ground unconscious. Axel picked him up, then threw him on the ship.
"Aight, his punk ass is ready." Axel said.
Jaden, Syrus, Hassleberry, Chazz, Bastion, Atticus, and Zane had already boarded the ship. It was then that it began to take off into the sea. Axel watched as the ship disappeared into the dawn.
"Jaden. How did you get Aster out of his boat?" Bastion asked.
"Well, I just…"
"WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW!" Atticus shouted. "I'm pretty sure we all know how he…"
Suddenly, Jaden farted again!
"OH FUCK!!!" Atticus shouted.
"SHIT!!" Zane shouted, covering his nose.
"GOD DAMN!!! THAT SMELL COULD KNOCK A DOG OFF A MEAT WAGON!!" Hassleberry shouted.
Syrus, dizzy from the smell, fell over unconscious. Bastion ran to the side of the ship and began to puke.
"DAMN YOU STINKY LITTLE BITCH!!!" Chazz said, with his nose and mouth buried in his black jacket.
Jaden laughed and put his hand behind his head. "Sorry guys… I guess I forgot that this is gonna last for the next 10 hours…"
"Oh FUCK no!" Atticus said.
He and Chazz grabbed Jaden, and threw him in the engine room. "Stay your stank ass in there til you're not all gassy anymore!"
The captain of the ship gathered the duelists, sans Jaden, Aster, and Belowski.
"Listen up! I don't want no fuckin' funny business on my ship, got it! I'm taking you to Disney World and back! Try to remember this aint no pleasure cruise!! And keep my god damn ship CLEAN!!" he said.
"Shit, ok!" Atticus said.
The captain then walked away.
Atticus turned to the boys. "What the fuck! Does he got a hair up his ass or something?!"
"Whatever. Fuck that faggot." Zane said as he walked away.
Hours passed and the ship drifted down the sea. Syrus walked around, holding his stomach. Hassleberry approached him holding a plate of some weird looking seafood.
"What's wrong, Truesdale?" He asked.
"D-don't… feel… good… seasick…" Syrus said.
"Awww, that's too bad, son! Why don't you try to eat a little something! I know what'll perk you right up!"
"…what…"
"SOME STEAMED SQUID SURPRISE!!" Hassleberry shouted as he put the plate of food in poor Sy's face. Sy turned green in the face, covered his mouth, then ran to the side of the ship and vomited like crazy. Hassleberry was laughing like a madman.
On the other side of the ship, Atticus was looking at a picture of Alexis inside a locket. "Don't worry Lexi. We'll be there soon. And I'll kick Mickey Mouse's ass so hard, he'll be BEGGING me to put an eraser to his damn head!"
Aster walked down the ship with an ice pack on his head, from where he was pistol whipped by Axel. He was back in his gray suit.
Atticus turned around. "You ok, Phoenix?"
"I got a fuckin' headache… and I'm pissed off for some odd reason. I don't even know how I got here!" Aster said.
"That blow to the head must have scrambled your memory. You don't remember Jaden farting on your face?" Atticus asked.
"Please." Aster said. "If that shit for brains loser isn't smart enough to do something like that! And if hell ever froze over and he did manage to pull that off, they'd need tongs to pick up the pieces of that ass nugget."
"Fair enough." Atticus said. Aster then continued on his way.
Suddenly, in the clear blue sea, a small port came into view.
"Wonder what that is?" Atticus asked himelf.
"HEY BITCHES!! THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING!" The Captain's voice ran over the loud speakers. "The SHIP needs to gas up, so you're welcome to buy some snacks at the mini mart. But we'll be leaving in half an hour, so if your not on the ship at that time, I'm leaving your bitch asses here! Thank you."
"Wow… how'd we get stuck with a stupid asshole like THAT for a captain?" Atticus said.
Moments later, the ship pulled into the dock. Jaden was released from the engine room, and everyone went inside to buy food from the mini mart inside the port. They paid, and left the store, one after the other. Belowski was the only one left in the mini mart. He finally found what he was looking for. He walked over to the check out counter, dropped a half gallon of ice cream, some gummi worms, and 3 bottles of malt liquor on the counter top. He then reached into his pockets and pulled out a hand full of bills. The confused store clerk looked at the items, then looked back at Belowski.
Belowski looked up at the clerk. "Da fuck are you doing? Ring that shit up!"
"Sir… you are aware that I cannot sell booze to a minor…" The clerk said.
"And you are aware that we're over international waters… and yeah… those rules don't apply… so ring that shit up before I leap over that counter and fuck you up."
"Ok… Ok…" the clerk said. He rung up Belowski's items, then bagged them. Belowski slapped a handful of dollar bills on the counter, grabbed his bag, then left the mini mart.
The clerk shook his head as he watched Belowski leave. "Fuckin' weirdo."
Half an hour later, the ship was back out on the seas and headed towards Florida. The Captain entered his private quarters, where Jaden and everyone else was. It was the only private room on the ship.
"Ok, listen up, you rotten slabs of buffalo shit! This room is always clean enough to eat off the floors, and that's the way it had better stay! Don't mess my fuckin room up! I don't want no crumbs or any shit like that on these floors!" the Captain said.
"Alright, geez, we wont mess up your carpet!" Atticus said.
The Captain nodded, then started to leave the room. The sound of a bag ripping was heard, followed by the sound of tiny objects hitting the floor! The Captain turned around so fast that he almost gave himself whiplash!
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!" He shouted.
Bastion, Syrus, Hassleberry, Aster, and Atticus looked at one another, then all pointed at Chazz, who had his hand inside a pack of Oreos.
"What the fuck?! Don't blame that shit on the Chazz! It was this bitch right here with the Doritos!" Chazz said, shoving Jaden.
"No it wasn't!" Jaden said. "It was the Corn Nut king right here!" He slapped Zane on the arm, forcing him to drop half his Corn Nuts on the floor. Zane looked down at his snack on the ground, then quickly turned around and punched Jaden in the face!
The boys all gasped.
"OUCH!!! YOU SON OF A BASTARD!!" Jaden shouted as he stumbled backwards. He caught himself, then charged at Zane and punched him in the stomach! Zane went to throw another punch, but Jaden dodged, and the punch connected to the side of Chazz's head! The impact made Chazz drop all his cookies on the floor.
"GOD DAMMIT!! I'LL KILL YOU LITTLE PUNKS!!!" The Captain shouted.
Chazz turned around and dove at Zane, tackling him on the ground and pummeling him. Then he reached over and punched Jaden in the stomach. It wasn't long before the three duelists were on the ground, beating the tar out of each other. The other duelists surrounded them, watching and laughing. All except for Syrus that is.
"CUT IT OUT!!" The Captain shouted. "KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!!"
"AAAAHHHH!!! STOP BITING MY NIPPLE, YOU FUCKER!!!!" Jaden screamed. The sound of lamp was heard shattering.
"THAT'S IT!!" The Captain shouted. He jumped into the fight to try and break it up!
Minutes later, all the boys sat on the floor, quietly eating. The Captain peeked inside to see what was going on. "GUESS NOW I GOTTA FUCKIN' SLEEP ON THE DECK, CUZ I AM NOT SLEEPING IN THIS DIRTY ASS ROOM ANYMORE!!" he said as he glared at Jaden, Zane, and Chazz.
Zane sat with a wad of tissue paper stuffed in his nose. Jaden sat on the other side of him holding an ice pack over his right eye. Chazz sat on the other side of Zane, with his face still showing signs of when he got hit in his "crown jewels".
The cruise lasted three days. On the third, long day, Land finally came into view! Jaden, Syrus, Hassleberry, Chazz, Bastion, Atticus, Zane, Belowski, and Aster all watched from the deck of the ship. The ship slowly pulled into a dock, and the boys all got off the ship.
Thanks to Sheppard's planning, there were three large safari jeeps waiting for them. It took a while, but the boys all managed to load all their equipment into the three jeeps, and then boarded themselves. Jaden, Syrus, and Hassleberry rode in one, Atticus, Zane, and Belowski rode in the other, and Chazz, Hassleberry, and Bastion rode in the last one. The boys drove 4 hours from the dock to a forest that was surprisingly right next door to Walt Disney World! Syrus looked at the amusement park like a 5 year old boy in a candy store.
"CAN WE GO TO DISNEY WORLD!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!!" Syrus asked.
"Dude! Did you forget we're on a dangerous mission!?" Jaden said.
"…oh yeah…" Syrus said sadly.
"KSSST This is Atticus… Jaden, do you hear me? Over. KSSST!"
"Da fuck?!" Jaden said.
"There's a built in com radio, sarge!" Hassleberry said, pointing at the walkie talkie on the dashboard.
"OOOOHHH!" Jaden said. He reached over to pick it up. "KSSSTThis is Jaden! Over! KSSST!"
"KSSST According to the map, the spot we're gonna use as a base camp should be a couple more miles. Just keep driving straight. Over.KSSST!"
"KSSSTOver and out. KSSST!"
A few minutes later, the jeeps arrived at a large, open spot surrounded by trees! They all got out and began to unload everything. This process took another few hours. Once those hours passed, the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX base camp was all set! There were large tents all over, and inside was computer equipment, and a special tent for food.
Zane began to walk away.
"Hey Zane! Where are you going?!" Atticus asked.
"To look for Alexis. The fuck do you think?!" Zane responded.
"Dude! We have to plan for that! We cant just bust in there without a…"
"Like I told Syrus. I only agreed to this bullshit because I needed a way to Florida. Now that I'm here, I don't need you bastards getting in my way."
"Zane! I'm in charge here! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, RIGHT NOW!!"
Zane turned around. "I WILL FUCK YOURE SHIT UP ATTICUS!!! DON'T PISS ME OFF!!" he turned around and left.
"YOU GOD DAMN WHALE HUMPER!!" Atticus shouted back.
Zane suddenly power walked toward him. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME?!"
Atticus turned and ran back to the camp and dove inside a tent.
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BITCH!" Zane shouted. He then turned and left the area.
Night soon feel over the forest. In the middle of the camp, the boys had a small fire and they ate hot dogs and chips. Of course, Belowski and Aster wasn't part of the group.
"So what's the plan for tomorrow, Atticus?" Bastion asked.
"We set traps. Then wait. Once a Disney character enters the forest, they'll get caught in one of our traps, and we hold his or her ass hostage and pump them for information." Atticus said.
"Then… once we find out where the brain is…" Jaden said.
"Then the world's greatest ass whoopin' will begin!" Atticus responded with an evil look on his face.
"Whooooa… calm down, Nightshroud!" Syrus said.
"Nut up, Syrus." Atticus said to him.
Hassleberry rose his soda can in the air. "Cheers boys! To Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!"
All the Duelists rose their drinks up as well. "To Yu-Gi-Oh! GX!" And with that, they all drank.
The next day, each Duelist (except Jaden and Aster) were up early to set traps. It w as then that they were broken into groups to patrol the forest for any Disney character to walk by. There was nothing. This process repeated for the past week. Every other day, a transport copter from Academy Island would land close by to supply the boys with equipment, food, and every other thing they would need out in the middle of the forest. Another week slowly crept by, and there was still no sign of any Disney characters! The boys soon started to forget their mission when their next shipment from Duel Academy was an XBOX 360 and a box full of games!
Everyone was crowded around as Jaden and Chazz played Guitar Hero 3.
"YESSS!! WHOOPED YOUR ASS AGAIN, CHAZZ!!!" Jaden shouted.
"THIS IS BULLSHIT!! CHANGE THE FUCKIN' SONG!! I HATE THAT GOD DAMN SONG!!" Chazz shouted back.
"Shut up! You've said that about the past 10 songs I kicked your ass to!" Jaden said back.
"Bitch! Play 'Rock and Roll All Night'! That's MY song right there!" Chazz said.
Atticus pulled away from the group for a moment. "This is fuckin ridiculous!! There hasn't been any signs of Disney Characters in this god forsaken place for weeks! I'm starting to think that we should just fuckin storm that damn theme park!"
"Just be patient." Aster said as he walked past the tent. "World War I wasn't won in a day, you know."
"I know, I know. I just cant stop thinking about what they're doing to my baby sister!" Atticus said.
"Dude. It's ALEXIS we're talking about. She can take care of herself!" Aster said.
"You're right." Atticus sighed. "Guess I'll go whoop some ass on Guitar Hero." As he turned around and went into the tent, Chazz suddenly dashed past him, followed by Jaden, who was chasing him with the Guitar controller.
"YOU CHEATING SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU WANNA UNPLUG MY CONTROLLER?! I'LL BEAT YOUR FUCKIN ASS, CHAZZ!!" Jaden shouted.
"YOU GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST, YOU COCKY BITCH!!" Chazz shouted back.
Atticus shook his head as he watched his friends running around the camp site. "…fuckin' immature…"
A few more days went by, and there was still no sign of a Disney Character. Jaden sat at a bench with Syrus.
"We've been in this damn forest for almost a month! It feels like we're living in a fuckin' history book, all this waiting and shit!" Jaden complained.
"I know how you feel, Jay. I wanna go home too! But Atticus said we have to wait." Syrus said.
"I should just leave like Zane did… hey, I haven't seen Belowski all day. Where did that base head go?!" Jaden asked.
Syrus shrugged. "Sniffing permanent markers again, probably."
Meanwhile…
Inside Disney World, a bunch of happy guests got off the Teacup ride, some of which ran back in line again. Two of the ride operators noticed something in one of the cups.
"That kid is STILL there!" The first operator said.
"Go get him out, Mark. This has gone on long enough! People are gonna start complaining!" the second one said.
Mark walked over to the Teacup, where Belowski was. "Listen kid. If you want to ride again, you're gonna have to go back in line! It's not fair to the other guests!"
Belowski turned to him. "And if you don't want my foot up your ass, you'd better get back in your little booth and start this god damn ride again!" he then pulled out one of his bottles of malt liquor and began to take a swig.
"ARE YOU DRINKING?!"
Belowski looked up at him. "ARE YOU GAY!?"
Frusterated, Mark went back to the booth.
"Bitch." Belowski said as he took another drink from his alcohol.
"Well?" The ride operator asked.
"Just start the fuckin' ride." Mark said.
Back at the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Base Camp…
Jaden and Syrus still sat on the bench, bored out of their minds. Suddenly, Bastion ran up to them. "There you are! We're getting an incoming transmission from Duel Academy on the two way radios!"
"OH SHIT! What are we waiting for! Go patch that shit through!" Jaden said. The three of them ran towards the communications tent, where Atticus, Chazz, and Hassleberry were already stationed.
"KSSST!This is Chancellor Sheppard! Jaden… Atticus… anyone… do you read me? Over. KSSST!"
"Jaden picked up the talking part of the radio. "KSSST!This is Jaden. We read you loud and clear, Chancellor! Over!KSSST!"
"KSSST!How is your mission coming along? Over. KSSST!"
" KSSST!Sucks ass. We haven't seen hide nor hair of a Disney Character this past month! OverKSSST!"
"KSSST!Have faith everyone! You'll see one of them eventually! And when that happens, you'll be one step closer to pulling the plug on Disney! Just have a little faith. Over! KSSST!"
" KSSST!We will, Chancellor. How's the island? Over. KSSST!"
" KSSST!Quiet. Adrian, Jesse, Jim, and Axel are doing a fine job keeping things in order. Over. KSSST!"
"KSSST!Good to hear! Well, we'll talk to you soon Chancellor! Over and outKSSST!"
"KSSST!Wait! Before you go Jaden, someone would like to talk to you! Over! KSSST!"
"Da fuck?" Jaden said to himself.
"KSSST!Hiiiiiiiiiiiii my little Judai! KSSST!"
The boys all began to laugh. "OH MY GOD! IS THAT BLAIR?!" Atticus laughed.
Jaden began to cuss up a storm under his breath. "KSSST!… Hi Blair. KSSST!"
"KSSST!Do you miss me?! Because I miss you! My little cuddle bug! KSSST!"
"CUDDLE BUG?!" Chazz snickered.
Jaden reached over and grabbed a handful of papers with one hand and flipped Chazz off with the other. He started to ball up the papers in the microphone. "KSSST!UH OH BLAIR!! LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HAVING COMMUNICATION PROBLEMS OVER HERE!! I'M GETTING A LOT OF STATIC! I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO YOU LATER!!! OVER AND OUT!!! KSSST!"
As soon as Jaden turned off the radio, all the boys began to laugh like crazy!
"WHATS WRONG, CUDDLE BUG?! DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND?!" Chazz said.
"ROT IN HELL, CHAZZ!!!" Jaden shouted.
"Hahahaha! Come on now, Chazz! Don't make Cuddle Bug mad! You'll make his cheeks get all puffy!" Atticus laughed.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! JADEN… YOU'RE SUCH A PEDIPHILE!!!" Bastion shouted.
Hassleberry laughed so hard he dropped to the ground. Even Aster poked his head inside to laugh. "What's going on in here? Did Jaden talk to his little 6 year old girlfriend?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"YOU GOD DAMN SONS OF BITCHES!!!!" Jaden shouted. he was getting beyond mad.
"C-come on guys, its not that funny." Syrus said.
The boys were too busy laughing to even here him. Jaden then stormed out of the tent. He returned a few moments later armed with a machine gun and a belt of bullets across his chest.
"OH FUCK!" Hassleberry shouted.
"Sy. Get the hell out of here. NOW!" Jaden said.
Syrus, wasting no time, ran and dove outside the tent. A few seconds later, Atticus, Bastion, Chazz, and Hassleberry was seen running in all directions as Jaden chased after them out of the tent, firing like crazy!
"Talk about drawing attention…" Syrus said as he watched the scene.
Another week slowly drifted by, and there was STILL no sign of a Disney Character. The boys began to give up hope and talked about just packing up and planning something else… except one faithful day.
Jaden was sleeping soundly in his cot in his tent. It was then that Syrus busted inside.
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!"
It was enough to scare Jaden out of his cot and landed on the floor. "SY! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING IN HERE YELLING LIKE THAT FOR?!"
"Sorry Jaden! But big news!! Zane came back!!"
"Are you shittin' me?!"
"Nope! And get this! HE CAUGHT A DISNEY CHARACTER!!"
"NO FUCKIN WAY!!"
"UH HUH!! HE'S BEING HELD AT THE INTEROGATION TENT AS WE SPEAK!! THEY SENT ME TO COME AND GET YOU!!"
Jaden suddenly jumped up off the floor. "WELL LETS GO!" he began to run out of his tent, in a v-neck tshirt and boxers.
"Hey Rocky… how bout putting some clothes on first." Syrus said.
Jaden looked down at his body. "Oh… oh yeah! Haha!" he laughed. And so, he got dressed, and he and Syrus walked to the Interogation Tent, where Bastion and Hassleberry was standing guard.
"Go right inside, gentlemen. The others are expecting you." Bastion said.
"Even Syrus?" Jaden asked.
"Yeah, they want him in there to for some strange reason." Hassleberry said.
"…Cool!" Syrus said.
He and Jaden walked inside. When in there, they could see Atticus and Chazz standing on one side of the tent, while Zane was beating the daylights out of a random Disney Character with a stick… it was Stitch! They had him tied up in titanium rope. Zane viciously beat the poor little alien in the head with a stick. With each wack, Stitch got madder and madder, shouting in at him in an unknown language.
"STUPID BLUE PIECE OF SHIT!!! WANNA TALK SHIT ON ZANE?! I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!!!" Zane shouted as he continuously swung.
Jaden and Syrus walked to Atticus and Chazz. "How long has he been doing that?" Jaden asked.
"For the past 20 minutes. We were waiting on your lazy ass to wake up!" Chazz said.
"Why me?" Jaden asked.
"Because Stitch is speaking in some alien language, and we don't know what the FUCK he's saying, so we need one of your Neo Spacians to translate." Atticus explained.
"OOOHH, OK! Let me go get my shit really fast. Be right back." Jaden said. He ran out the tent and returned a few moments later.
Atticus ran over to Zane and restrained him. "OK, THAT'S ENOUGH!! WE'VE GOT A TRANSLATOR!"
Zane threw the stick at Stitch. "TIME FOR YOU TO START TALKING, STITICH THE BITCH!!!"
Jaden activated his Duel Disk and put one of his Neo Spacian cards on the plate. "I SUMMON NEO SPACIAN AQUA DOLPHIN!!"
Aqua Dolphin took form in front of Jaden. "At your service!" he said.
"Whats up AD! I need you to translate what this… thing… I saying. Can you do that?" Jaden asked.
"There's no alien language that I do not know." Aqua Dolphin said.
"Then lets get started!" Jaden said.
Aqua Dolphin walked over to Stitch and began to talk his language. Stitch, still ragingly pissed off, began to shout back.
"Oh my… such foul language…" Aqua Dolphin said.
"I'd imagine. I'd be mad too if I were beaten for 20 minutes with a stick." Syrus said.
"Aqua Dolphin, ask Stitch where Walt Disney is hiding." Jaden said. Aqua Dolphin nodded, then turned to Stitch and began to talk. Once again, Stitch shouted back in an angry tone.
"Oh dear…" Aqua Dolphin said.
"What?" Jaden asked.
"Stitch says… I have nothing to say to you Yu-Gi-Oh… I'd really rather not repeat the rest…" Aqua Dolphin said.
"What? Why not?" Jaden asked.
"It's… not very G rated…"
"Aqua Dolphin, it's really important that we know every little detail." Jaden said.
Aqua Dolphin sighed. "… he said I have nothing to say to you Yu-Gi-Oh F-words, especially that limp… private part of a male's body… standing over there…" he pointed at Zane.
Zane's eyes widened with anger. "HE SAID THAT?!?!?!" he shouted.
Aqua Dolphin nodded. Zane power walked towards Stitch. "YOU TELL THIS MOTHAFU---"
"ZANE, ZANE, ZANE!!" Jaden shouted.
"WHAT?!" Zane shouted back.
"Cool it! Neo Spacians are really sensitive to cussing!" Jaden said.
"Grrrr… FINE!" Zane said. He pointed at Stitch. "You tell this M.Fer, I will 'F' his 'A' up if he doesn't watch his 'G.D.' mouth!!"
Neo Spacian Aqua Dolphin sadly shook his head and began to talk in Stitch's language again. Once again, Stitch shouted back in a very angry and vulgar manner.
"WHAT DID HE SAY!?" Zane asked.
"He says you aren't gonna do 'S' because you are a needle… male's private part, rump hole, and you are a aqua haired… starts with a 'B' and rhymes with witch." Aqua Dolphin said.
"…What?" Syrus asked.
"Stitch told your brother he's a needle dicked asshole and an aqua haired bitch." Atticus whispered to Syrus.
Zane was fuming at this point. "YOU TELL THIS SON OF A 'F', LILO'S A STARTS WITH A 'W' AND RHYMES WITH PORE!!! HER SISTER'S A 'W', HIS MAMA'S A 'W', AND HIS BALD HEADED GRANNY IS A 'W'!!! TELL HIM THAT!!!"
"My goodness, you are all going to hell when you die…" Aqua Dolphin said sadly. He turned to Stitch to repeat Zane's messege.
This time, Stitch got so mad, his body turned red! He then shouted back at Aqua Dolphin, looking at Zane the whole time.
"WHAT DID THAT... YOU KNOW WHAT, SAY THIS TIME?!?!" Zane shouted.
"He says, you're one to talk about 'W' words… your mother is a loose crack 'W', and your brother is a sissy… starts with a 'F' and rhymes with maggot… and you are a … starts with a 'P' and is a name for a cat… 'F' as well." Aqua Dolphin said.
Jaden made his trademark face, where his eyes and mouth looks like boxes. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?! IS ZANE ARGUING WITH ALIENS?!"
"Uh Atticus… what did Stitch say? That one sounded like it was about me!" Syrus asked.
"He said your mama's a loose crack whore, Zane is a sissy faggot, and you're a pussy faggot." Atticus whispered.
"BURN!!!" Chazz laughed.
"WHAT DID I DO!?!? I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!! HEY AQUA DOLPHIN!!! TELL STITCH HE'S A ROTTEN PIECE OF DECAYING DOG SHIT!!!" Syrus shouted.
"Dude! Sy! No cussing around the Neo Spacians!" Jaden said to his best friend.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!!" Zane shouted. he reached into his trench coat pocket (by the way, he's wearing his Dark Zane clothes at this point), and pulled out a gun, then put it against Stitch's head.
"You don't want to talk, you son of a bitch? You're useless to us! Looks like you're gonna get a brain cleaning!" Zane said.
"Uh Zane, didn't you see the movie? I don't think that's gonna work." Syrus said.
"Yes it will." Zane said. "This is a magnum gun with silver bullets! This will fuck anyone's shit up!" he turned back to Stitch. "Last chance, fuck face! WHERE IS DISNEY?!"
Stitch pulled his hand out from the ropes just far enough to flip Zane off.
"Wrong answer, punk bitch!" Zane said. He cocked the gun back.
"Zane come on, don't do this. We're Duelists, not murderers." Jaden said.
"Shut the fuck up, Yuki." Zane said. "Say good night, Stitch the Bitch!!"
Zane got ready to pull the trigger. Stitch shouted something.
"WAIT!!" Aqua Dolphin said.
Stitch began to say something else.
"Stitch says he'll talk." Aqua Dolphin said.
Stitch began talking again.
"Mm hmm… Mm hmm… Ok, Stitch says Disney and Mickey Mouse is hiding in a secret base deep under the ground. The entrance is inside the Epcot Center in Disney World!" Aqua Dolphin said.
"So that bastard was hiding below us the whole time!" Atticus said.
"Well, its time to FINALLY put the next part of our plan into motion, guys!" Jaden said.
"Hmph!" Zane said. He threw his gun at Stitch's head, then left the tent. Without Jaden and the others seeing this, Stitch busted through his ropes and ran out the other side of the tent.
Hassleberry, Bastion, and Aster ran inside.
"What happened?" Aster asked.
"Dude where the fuck do you go all day? Jacking off in the woods or something?" Jaden asked.
"None of your damn business, bitch!" Aster said
"WHAT!?" Jaden shouted.
"FOCUS!" Atticus said. "We gotta get to the Epcot Center! From there, we're gonna storm Disney's base!"
"And the biggest Disney ass kickin' fiesta will begin!" Chazz shouted.
"Exactly! And there's gonna be some serious bloodshed if they hurt Alexis!" Atticus said.
"Guys! Where's Stitch?!" Syrus asked.
The Duelists looked around the tent. Stitch was gone!
"FUCK!! HOW'D HE GET OUT!?" Jaden asked.
"DAMMIT!! IF HE TELLS DISNEY WE'RE OUT HERE, OUR WHOLE OPERATION WILL BE BLOWN SKY HIGH!" Atticus said. No sooner after he finished that sentence, the doomsday horn sounded in Walt Disney World.
"What the fuck is that…?" Aster asked.
"Oh, that CANT be good…" Bastion said.
"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!! THEY KNOW WE'RE HERE!!" Jaden said.
"OK BOYS!!! SWITCHING TO SECRET BACK UP EMERGENCY PLAN!!" Atticus said.
"Sam hill! You didn't say anything about a secret back up plan!" Hassleberry said.
"If I did, it wouldn't be a SECRET, now would it?!" Atticus asked sarcastically. "Bastion, Syrus, Hassleberry, and Below… WHERE THE FUCK IS BELOWSKI?!"
"I haven't seen that little ass sucker for the past 3 weeks!" Chazz said.
"Dammit to hell… I should have listened to Jaden… Well you three Ra Yellows… pack EVERYTHING up and get it back to the ship A.S.A.P! Once everything is done, wait for us at the ship for departure! Jaden, Chazz, Aster, and I are gonna go on and storm Disney's base!"
"You sure that's wise, son?" Hassleberry asked.
"We're out of options and out of time! We need to act, NOW!!! LETS DO THIS SHIT!!" Atticus said.
"YEAH!" The boys all said.
And with that, Jaden, Aster, Chazz, and Atticus ran into the forest and towards Disney World, while Bastion, Syrus, and Hassleberry began to desperately pack up Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Base Camp. Zane once again disappeared, and Belowski was nowhere to be found. The Yu-Gi-Oh! GX/Disney War had truly begun!
Jaden, Chazz, Aster, and Atticus has begun the siege on Disney's base. Will they make it to the Epcot Center in time, or will they have a swarm of Disney characters on their tails?! Find out next chapter!!