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So...Cherry-ai!!! The rest of your idea is in the next chap. I just had to do the little Sora vs. Roxas scene down there! XD
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Kairi took Sora's hand and led him to the back of the auditorium. She smiled at him. "So, Sora-baby, I noticed you and Riku were hitting it off really well!" She sqealed in mock excitement. Though Sora's big naive self couldn't tell.
"Ehhhh?????" Sora anime-fell in shock. "Wh-what do you mean?"
"It's okay, Sora! Geez, no need to get all flustered!" She giggled. Suddenly her face turned serious. There IS a reason she's in drama. "I don't think it's anything important but, there's something you should know..."she trailed off. Sora bit his lip, frowning and tilted his head. He fiddled with the bottom of his shirt(1), nervously. So cute!, Kairi thought.
"Err...what is it?" Sora gulped.
"It's about Riku." She sighed and Sora's eyes widened.
"What about him?"
"Well, you see, I've known Riku since we were little kids and--"
"really?"
"yeup!" Kairi smiled, sweetly. Her face turned serious again. "Anyway," she continued, "Riku has always been a big flirt." She stopped to gauge Sora's reaction. His whole body seemed to have gone rigid. She smirked. Perfect.
"W-what?"
"It's just that, he flirts a lot to get the things he wants." She sighed, "When we were in middle school the girls swooned over him. Not as much as they do now, though. Anyway, he could use them to get anything he wanted. Access to the gym after school, free tickets to dances. He could even get hem to hack into the school and change his grades! You name it, he got it. For free. I was just thinking..."She gave him a pitying look, "You know, you're smart. Maybe he's been flirting with you as a lead up to help him fix his grades." Sora paled and bowed his head. Internal battle time.
That all makes sense! Why WOULD he like me? What if he does?
Why would he choose me over ALL the girls AND GUYS that want him?
Well...I dunno personality??? Oviously, his hopeful side was sucking.
No, he's probably using me to get good grades.
Dude, he doesn't flippin' CARE about his grades, stupid!
Why do I care??? It's not like I like HIM!
Kairi smiled evilly for split second.
"You're a mean one, Ms Grinch. You really are a whooooooore! You have an ugly pink dress and you're as dirty as my floor, Ms. GRIIIINCH!!!" Kairi spun around.
"What?"Fushia said, "I made my own version." She scurried off, still singing, "If given the choice between the two of he will always pick, THE PURPLE GAY BOYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kairi shook her head. Just a coincidence. She turned back to sora, putting on her sympathetic face.
"Oh, sora. I'm sorry! I didn't know you liked him this much!! It's probably nothing anyway. Don't worry aboutit." Now! When he's most vulnerable!! She hugged him softly, putting is head on her chest.(2)
Then Sora's mind snapped back to reality. (A/N: Oh, there goes gravity! Oh, there goes Rabbit! He choked he's so mand, but he WON'T...Oops. Sorry guys back to the story.)
So what? His Inner-Sora screamed at him, Who cares about that jerk?! There's a perfect nice girl who REALLY likes you and DOESN'T want to just USE you! Sora slowly wrapped his arms around her.
Inner-Kairi: YES!!! SCOOOOOREEEE!!!! Haha. 1 for kairi. 0 for- Her Inner Kairi was then mauled by a pack of wolves. Ahem, moving on.
Kairi's confusion from the random attack turned back into excitement. He's HUGGING MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
"Kairi?" Sora said, quietly.
"Yes, baby?" She said. He looked up into her eyes, determination glittering in them.
"Would you like to go out with me?"
"You sure it's not too soon." She asked, voice laced with fake-concern. Sora looked at Riku. He was chatting with some girl, who handed him a soda, while he smiled at her. Sora glared and turned back to Kairi.
"No. It's not."
"So...this saturday? Pick me up at 7?"
"Yes," Sora went back to glaring at Riku, "That's perfect."
"Great! I can't wait!" She sqealed. Like, for reall this time.
"Sora! GET YER ASS OVER HERE!!!!" Fushia called. Sora smiled and kissed Kairi on the cheek. He blushed and went off. Kairi smirked.
Easy as pie.
"Sora." Roxas raised and eyebrows at him. He was laying on his back in Sora's bed, head hanging off the bed, "You're going out with Kairi?"
"Yeah!" Sora breamed, "Great isn't it!" (A/n:...HELL NO!) Roxas scowled.
"I don't like her," he said.
"Wha???? WHY???"
"Bad vibes, Sora. Bad vibes."
"How can you not like her!? She's perfect! She's pretty! She has soft purple hair! Tall! Funny! Strong and nice and--" Sora continued, describing Riku. Not even realizing he was supposed to be describing Kairi. Roxas rose a brow.
He does know that he's not even thinking about Kairi, doesn't he? Roxas sighed, He likes Riku(much as I hate the guy). And Riku likes him so why...She must have done something, the bitch.(3)
"Soo," Roxas said, nonchalantly, looking into Sora's eyes for his emotions, "I wonder how Riku's going to take this." Sora scoffed, glaring at everything.
"Who cares?! he can go...uhmm...SLIP ON A BANANA OR SOMETHING!!!!!"
Roxas sweatdropped. A banana...?(4) "Sora...You're an idiot."
"Oh yeah?! Well how about you and AXEL, Huh???" Sora stood up, poiting at him. Roxas glared standing up too.
"That has absolutely nothing to do with this!"
"YES IT DOES!!!"
"NO IT DOESN'T!!"
"YEAH HUH!"
"NU UH!!"
"YEAH HUH!"
"NU UH--You know what??? This is reduntant." Roxas glared and wacked Sora upside the head with his pillow.
"GWACKK!!!!" Sora fell to the floor.
"HAHA!!!" Roxas laughed at him. Closing his eyes and holding his stomach.
Sora glared. He picked up a digimon plushie and, while he was unaware, wacked Roxas with it. Roxas fell on his butt.
"HA!!!" Sora laughed. "TAKE THAT!!"
"That's IT Sora!!!" Roxas screamed. Sora stopped laughing. Roxas looked him dead in the eye. "This...is WAR!!!!!" He lunged at Sora and started repeatedly wacking him in the head.
"ACK!!! OW!!! OH!!! WAHH!!! GWAAKKK!!!! GRRRR!!!!!!" Sora picked up the other pillow on the bed and started wacking him with it. "TAKE THIS AND THAT! AND THIS! AND THIS!! AND THAT!!! ANNNND THIS!!!"
"OH YEAH???!!! TAKE THIS! AND THIS! AND THIS AND THAT AND THIS AND THAT AND THIS AND THIS ANDDDDDD THAT!!!!!"
Several minutes and thousands of falling feathers letter Roxas and Sora were both laying on the floor, covered in feather completed exhausted.
"Sora," Roxas panted.
"Y-huff-yeah?"
"Let's -huff- just agree that-huff- we're both -huff- screwed in the love -huff- department."
"Yeah -huff-. let's -huff- go with that."
Axel and Riku were in Riku's room.
"I can't beleive it! How could Sora do that! THAT BITCH MUST HAVE TRICKED HIM!!!" Riku raged. Axel sighed, watching Riku trample across the room.
"I dunno," The fiery one said, "maybe you did something."
"No!!!!" Riku yelled, "We doing fine! Kair came over, she and sora talked, BOOM! They're dating and Sora won't even LOOK in my direction anymore!!!"
"Well, you'd better do something! The plan won't work if Sora hates you and if the plan doesn't work I'll NEVER get my Roxy!!!"
"SHUT UP AXEL!!!!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP RIKU!!!"
"YOU SHUT UP!!!"
"YOU SHUT UP!!!"
"YOU SHUT UP!!!--UURGHHH!!!!!" Axel roared and tackled Riku to the ground. Axel through a well aimed punch at Riku's face and kneed him in the stomach. Riku was winded but managed to bunch him in the neck and kick him in the jaw. Axel growled and punch him in the nose. Riku blocked and aimed a punch at his stomach, which Axel blocked. Several minutes and 27 bruises later.
"Riku?"
"Y-huff-yeah?"
"Let's -huff- just agree that-huff- we're both -huff- screwed in the love -huff- department."
"Yeah -huff-. let's -huff- go with that."
(1)haha! When I first typed that I messed of so I typed 'He fiddled with the bottom of his shit' xDDDDD rofl.
(2) La la la la la la laWHOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE!
(3) Roxas is stepping into protective brother mode. xD (4) I had to keep singing that Gwen Steffani song to spell it right/ xD
haha. Isn't it hilarious that Riku and Axel get into FIGHT-fights and Sora and Roxas have girly little pillow fights??? xDD lmaoooooo. Life is funny sometimes. xD
Anyway, REVIEWW PEOPLE!!! YOU BETTER REVIEW FOR HOW FRIGGIN FAST THIS UPDATE CAME DAMMIT!!!!! And just incase you didn't see it at the top I will say it again.
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