Here's the next chapter! I apologize in advance if this one is short! I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh GX, nor do I own Disney. There, I said it. Don't sue!
Academy Island was in peril. It was in the crosshairs of the every growing Disney company. The students, scared senseless, continued to go on with their everyday Duel Academy lives while under the watchful eyes of Jesse, Jim, Axel, and Adrian.
Inside Chancellor Sheppard's office, Axel found himself in a world of trouble. He watched an 8x8 yellow game grid that sat on the middle of Sheppard's desk. A sweat drop rolled off his face as he looked at the red and black chips that were already placed in the grid. On the other side of the table, Jesse sat with a confident, yet cocky look on his face.
"Come on now, Axel. I didn't know Connect Four was a waiting game." Jesse taunted.
Axel, paying no attention to Jesse, continued to check out the game board. He reached his black chip to the top of the game, but quickly pulled it back, being unsure if he wanted to drop it there. This went on for almost a minute. Finally, a smirk shot across Axel's face as he dropped his chip down the center of the grid.
"Beat that, bitch!" He said as he sat back down.
A cheese-eating grin soon shot across Jesse's face as he dropped his red chip in the same row that Axel dropped his. "Connect four! I win again!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" Axel shouted as he glared at the board. Its true. 4 red chips were diagonally in a row.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!" Axel shouted. he then slapped the game off the table, sending red and black chips flying in all directions. "THIS IS SOME SERIOUS BULLSHIT, YO!!" he then pointed an accusing finger at Jesse. "YOU BE CHEATIN'!!"
"No I don't. its just a simple little board game, Axel. Just like Duel Monsters… but with small chips." Jesse said, trying to stifle his laughter.
Axel pointed at him again. "I WANT A GOD DAMN REMATCH!! NOW!!"
"Suit yourself, buddy!" Jesse said as he got up to pick up the chips and the game grid.
Chancellor Sheppard suddenly busted into the office. "AXEL!! JESSE!! HUGE EMERGENCY!! WE JUST GOT WORD THAT DISNEY SPIES HAVE INFILTRATIED THE ISLAND!!"
Axel suddenly jumped up. "What about my damn alarms that the Blue Berets set up all ova da island?! They neva went off!!"
"The wires were cut! We don't know how, but Jim discovered cut cables!" Sheppard said.
"AWWWW DAMN!!" Axel shouted.
"We gotta get out there and stop those spies before they start a panic!" Jesse said.
"Yes… because knowing this school, seeing one's own shadow will start a panic…" Sheppard said. As he left the office, Axel and Jesse began to run to the door. It was then that Axel had stopped Jesse.
"Everything ok, buddy?" Jesse asked.
"Once this whole matter is resolved…" Axel then pointed at the game in the middle of the office. "You. Me. Connect Four. REMATCH!!"
Jesse, being caught off-guard, began to laugh hysterically. "Sure buddy! Anything you want!" he said. The two Duelists then ran out of the room.
Outside on the island, a group of wires that connected to Axel's alarms were cut again. Adrian could be seen walking away from the scene of the crime. He closed his cloak that concealed a pair of scissors. A devilish grin ran across his face as he walked towards the end of the island.
"Did you cut all the wires?" A voice asked from behind the bushes.
"Mm hmm. Every last one of them. Those fools don't know know you're here yet." Adrian responded.
"Good, good!" The voice said.
"Now I held up my end of the bargain. Now its time for you to hold up yours." Adrian said.
"Of course! I ALWAYS keep my promises!" The voice said. From out of the bushes, Sora (from Kingdom Hearts), Donald Duck, and Goofy emerged. Sora handed Adrian a fancy looking contract with a fancy seal on it. "Here it is… the deed to the Princeton Corporation."
Adrian's eyes lit up and drool began to flow from his mouth. "AWWWW YEAH!! COME TO PAPA!!" he said. He ran to Sora to get the form, but Sora suddenly jumped up on a rock and dangled it over Adrian's head.
"YOU WANT IT?! YOU WANT IT?! YOU REEEEALLY WANT IT?! YOU WANT THE PRETTY DEED?!" Sora taunted as he continuously lifted the deed up when Adrian jumped for it.
"GIVE IT!! GIVE IT!! GIVE IT!! GIVE IT!! GIVE IT!! GIVE IT!! GIVE IT!! GIVE IT!!" Adrian shouted.
Sora quickly made the deed into a paper airplane and threw it into the forest. "GO GET IT BOY!! GO GET IT!!"
Adrian took off running into the forest after the deed.
"Uhhh… Sora…" Goofy said.
"Was that really necessary?" Donald asked.
"Nah. It was funny as hell though! Now come on. We have to find a body for Mr. Disney, right?" Sora said.
"Gawrsh… why couldn't we just use that boy?" Goofy asked.
"He has purple hair, and looks like an Al Roker wannabe. Walt'll be PISSED if we brought him back."
"SO WHO DO WE USE?!" Donald shouted.
"Lets just look, damn!" Sora said.
And so, the three walked quietly into the other side of the forest towards the school. Along the way, Goofy could be heard tripping onto the ground, followed by Donald's voice calling him a dumbass.
X X X X X X X
Deep under Walt Disney World, Mickey Mouse once again entered the chambers of Walt Disney's brain in its incubation tank.
"You wanted to see me, sir?" Mickey ased.
"I do. I did … some research… on my world… take over… conquest. It seems… I must beat the … Yu-Gi-Oh! GX… cast… in… mortal… combat…" Walt said.
"You mean that video game? I suck at that game." Mickey said.
"NO CLOWN!!" Walt shouted. "I mean… we have to… FIGHT them… and win, …if we want …that last piece …of the world …puzzle."
"OOOOOHHHH…" Mickey said.
"But we've got… the advantage. You… see… they can only… fight with… their cards… so they cant… really fight… with fisticuffs." Walt explained.
"Excellent!" Mickey said.
"Tell your… assault team… to bring me… Sheppard. Oh… and bring… that vulgar… girl. The one… you captured."
"Um… are you sure you want her up here?" Mickey asked. "That bitch went ballistic the last time I was in there."
The fluids in Walt's tank began to boil. "ARE YOU… QUESTIONING ME… YOU TWO BIT… RODENT?!"
Mickey turned around and rolled his eyes. "No sir."
"And don't… think I don't know… what you did! Tryin to… turn around… so I don't see it. Remember… I created… your ass!!"
"Sorry sir." Micky said.
"GO GET… THAT GIRL…" Walt shouted.
Mickey walked out of the room and to the elevator, grumbling.
"… Flippin me off…" Walt said under his breath.
A few moments later, Mickey returned to Walt's chambers. He poked his head into the door. "Uh… Walt… I got her…"
"MOVE!" Alexis suddenly shoved Mickey aside and stormed into the room and marched straight up to Walt's Brain. She stopped, looked the room over, then looked Walt's incubation tank up and down. "So you're the one, huh?"
"I beg… your pardon… young lady?"
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! YOU'RE THE MASTERMIND WHO STOLE THE SACRED BEAST CARDS AND SENT DUMBO OVER THERE TO KIDNAP ME, DIDN'T YOU?!"
The fluid in Walt's tank began to bubble a little. "Well… you see ma'am, it…"
"Hey!" Mickey shouted. "I am NOT Dumbo! Do I look like a fuckin' one thousand pound pachyaderm…"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Alexis shouted as she quickly turned and pointed at Mickey. "YOU'RE ALREADY ON THE VERGE OF GETTING MY FOOT BROKEN OFF IN YOUR ASS, SO YOU BETTER SIT OVER AND SHUT UP!!"
Mickey threw his arms up and backed away. Alexis turned back to the brain. "Now back to you!! Who the fuck do you think YOU are, anyway?!"
"I, my dear… am Walt… Disney… but you may… call me… Father… Disney…" Walt explained.
"Don't you fuckin' DARE tell ME what to do!! I will bust this shit open and rip you apart!! Father Disney… BULL SHIT!!" Alexis said. "What the fuck are you supposed to be anyway, a pig's ass?! Because that's what you look like!"
"I-I understand… you are upset… but…"
"Upset? UPSET?! OH I AM WAY PAST UPSET YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" Alexis shouted. "You know what? I'll tell you what I'm gonna do." She walked over to one of the tables that was line with tools and grabbed the biggest monkey wrench she could find. "I'M GONNA BUST THAT DAMN TANK OPEN AND PERSONALLY KICK YOUR ASS!!"
"Oh… dear…" Walt said.
Mickey ran over and stopped her. "NO!! YOU CANT KILL WALT DISNEY YOU CRAZY WOMAN!"
"Crazy? Crazy?! CRAZY!?" Alexis shouted. she then began to swing the wrench around like a mad woman, trying to hit Mickey. The poor mouse screamed as he ran out of the lab, with Alexis hot on his heels.
"Ok… next time… we leave the bitch… in her… room…" Walt said.
X X X X X X X
Ladies and gentlemen… Yu-Gi-Oh! GX's Fast Times at Duel Academy High presents…
The Adventures of Jaden Yuki, Atticus Rhodes, Chazz Princeton, and Aster Phoenix!!
Episode 1: The Magic Mirror
Walt Disney World turned into an enemy base camp that looked as if it had an invasion. And it did. There were search lights going around, as well as various Disney characters and Disney World employees walking around, searching, holding torches and pitchforks.
Four figures wearing hooded robes made their way through the park and towards the Epcot Center, where they would hope to confront Walt Disney himself.
"Dude… if they catch us, we are SO dead!"
"Shut the fuck up and keep walking!"
"Bitch,
I will…"
"Chazz, shut the fuck up and keep walking!"
It wasn't long before the quartet had arrived in front of the Epcot Center. They stared down the large dome, knowing that Alexis and the Sacred Beast cards lied inside. Jaden took off his hood.
"Well… here it is guys… the Epcot Center." He said.
"Finally! My feet are killing me!" Aster said, taking off his hood.
"Oh shut the fuck up! I swear all you do is bitch!" Chazz said, taking his hood off.
"You WANT me to beat your ass, don't you Chazz?!" Aster said.
"Knock it off!" Atticus said as he took his hood off. "We're here to save my sister and kick Walt Disney's ass, and don't you forget it! Whatever you do afterwards, I could give two drops of monkey piss!"
"Fine with me. After The Chazz save Alexis and kick Disney's ass, your faggot ass is next, Phoenix!" Chazz said.
"Psh! Yeah right. Suck my dick." Aster said.
"YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULD WOULDN'T YOU, YOU GAY BASTARD!!" Chazz shout back.
"DAMMIT CHAZZ I'M GONNA…"
Jaden and Atticus separated the two fighting duelists.
"I'm about to fuck BOTH of you up if you don't stop your bitching!!" Atticus shouted.
"ANYWAYS!!" Jaden said. "Let's just get in there and whoop some ass!"
And with that, the boys walked towards the sliding doors. The doors opened, and the boys walked inside. The inside was different than what anyone can remember.
(Note: I've never been to Walt Disney World, and I don't wanna hear anyone whose been there before whining at me about this, so I'm gonna have to improvise.)
There were three doors towards the back of the dome. Each of them said, "Employees Only".
"Ok, one of these doors must lead to where Disney his hiding. Which one should we check first?" Jaden asked.
"THAT ONE!" Atticus, Chazz, and Aster said as they each pointed at a door.
A sweat drop dropped from the back of Jaden's head. "O… kaaaaay… that was pointless…"
"Alright then, smart ass! You decide!" Aster said.
"Whatever…" Jaden said. He then started to point at the doors one by one. "JOHNNY SET THE MATCH AND THE MATCH WENT OUT!! THE BOOTY OF THE MATCH WAS STILL STICKING OUT!! BUT JOHNNY WANNA KNOW WHO BLEW IT OUT… BUT JOHNNY WANNA KNOW WHO BLEW… IT… OUT!!" He stopped at the door on the right. "THAT ONE!" he said as he went into the door.
Atticus, Chazz, and Aster watched the scene in amazement. "Jaden… is so fuckin stupid…" Aster said.
"I did NOT just see that…" Atticus said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Jaden shouted.
"The hell?!" Chazz said. Aster and Atticus ran to the door and saw that there was a giant hole in the middle of the floor. There was a sign on the wall that said, "WATCH YOUR STEP".
"What dumbass puts a big ol pitfall in the middle of the floor?" Atticus asked.
"I don't know… how far do you think it goes down?" Aster asked.
"LET THE CHAZZ SEE!"
Chazz dashed into the room, and not seeing the hole, ran right into Aster and Atticus.
"OH NO!!" Atticus said.
"WATCH OUT!!" Aster shouted.
Too late! The three duelists plummeted down the hole. They feel a good distance til they finally landed on the ground below. The area was a large cavern deep under Walt Disney World.
Atticus landed first, followed by Chazz, then Aster.
"OH… GOD… THE… PAIN…" Atticus muttered.
"The Chazz… thinks… he broke a rib…" Chazz muttered.
"Why don't you two just suck it up and take it like a man!" Aster said.
"Phoenix… shut… the fuck… up…" Atticus said.
"Yeah bitch… GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE CHAZZ!!" Chazz said, pushing Aster off of him.
Jaden walked up to the fallen duelists and tried to hold back his laughter. "You guys finally decided to 'drop' in?" he asked.
"Very funny, bitch!" Aster said.
"Why didn't you guys take the stairs?" Jaden asked.
"We were going to, til a certain JACKASS pushed us down that fuckin' hole!" Atticus said, staring at Chazz.
"What about you, fuck fuce? Why didn't YOU take the stairs?!" Aster asked.
"I did… but I slipped…" Jaden said.
"… clumsy bitch." Chazz laughed.
"Anyways, now what? Where do we start looking for Disney? AND a way out of here?" Aster asked.
"Maybe we should ask that dude running this way." Jaden asked. "HEY MAN!"
Suddenly, Indiana Jones dashed past Jaden, Atticus, Chazz, and Aster. He looked as if he was running for his life.
"Can we ask you a …" Jaden started.
"Sorry kids. Cant talk. Gotta run." Indy said, not once stopping.
"HEY! WAS THAT WHO I THINK IT WAS?!" Atticus asked, star struck.
"I think It was!" Jaden said.
"But what was that dork running from?" Chazz asked.
"I don't know… maybe that big fuckin boulder that's rolling this way?" Aster said as he pointed at the oncoming rock.
"GREAT MERCIBLE CRAP!!" Atticus shouted.
Jaden immediately starting running. It wasn't long til Atticus, Chazz, and Aster was close behind him. They picked up speed, running faster and faster, but the boulder continued to gain on them.
Jaden, Aster, Atticus, and Chazz runs for their lives as the giant boulder careens down the path, hot on their tails. Will they be able to escape or will they end up as Yu-Gi-Oh GX pancakes? Find out… RIGHT NOW!!
"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!! MILLIONS OF DISNEY CHARACTERS IN THIS DAMN WORLD, AND WE END UP CROSSING PATHS WITH INDIANA FUCKIN JONES!! IS HE EVEN A DAMN DISNEY CHARACTER?!" Jaden shouted.
"NO!! I THINK… HE'S WITH… LUCASARTS!!" Atticus shouted.
"THIS IS ONE HELL OF A GREETING TOO!!" Chazz shouted.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING AGREEING TO THIS GAY ASS MISSION!! IS THERE ANYWAY OUT OF THIS MESS?!" Aster shouted.
His question was soon answered. The boys ended up falling down ANOTHER hole! The boulder rolled right over the hole and kept going down the path.
"Aster… I hate you… SO MUCH… right now…" Chazz muttered.
The four of them laid stuffed inside the large pothole.
"You know… If I fall down… one more hole… someone… is getting their fuckin ass… KICKED!!" Atticus shouted.
A few moments later, the boys crawled out of the hole and dusted themselves off.
"Do you guys think Dr. Jones is ok?" Jaden asked.
"Of course he is! He's a legendary action hero!" Atticus asked.
"He doesn't look ok to me." Chazz said as he pointed across the way.
"OH MY GOD!! NO!!" Aster shouted.
The boys ran over to a paper flattened Indiana Jones. Atticus clinched his fists. "OH MY GOD!! THEY KILLED INDY!!"
"YOU BASTARDS!!" Jaden shouted.
"Well well… looks like this ended up being his Last Crusade! Hahaha! Get it?!" Chazz laughed. Atticus smack him across the head. "SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE DEAD, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"
Aster dropped to his knees. "No… NO!! NOOOOO!! WHY!! WHY GOD, WHY!!" He grew extremely angry. "THOSE DISNEY FUCKS ARE GONNA PAY DEARLY FOR THIS!!"
"uh… guys… not… dead… I'm… alive… in… extreme… pain…" Indy muttered.
Not hearing this, Atticus pulled out a chisel and scrapped up Indy, then rolled him up and stuck him in his back pack. "We'll bury him later."
"Hey guys! Look what I found! I think Indy was holding it!" Jaden said, excited.
Suddenly, a fanfare went off as Jaden held up a small, sky blue mirror. DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA!! (The jingle that plays when you receive an item on The Legend of Zelda!)
"Jaden, you bitch. That's just a mirror!" Chazz said.
"On the contrary! This isn't just ANY mirror!" Jaden said. He held it up again and once again, the fan fare played. DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA!!
"This is a MAGIC mirror!" Jaden said.
"Would you stop that shit?! It's really annoying!" Aster said.
Jaden looked over at him. "What, this?" He held up the mirror again. DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA!!
"KNOCK IT OFF!!" Aster, Chazz, and Atticus shouted.
"HAHAHAHA!! OK OK!!" Jaden laughed.
"If you know what that thing does then stop fuckin' around and USE it!" Chazz said.
"Alright, shit!" Jaden said. "Hang on to your nuts! HERE GOES SOMETHIN!" He held up the mirror, and a white flash engulfed the area. When the white light vanished, the boys found themselves in a room filled with chests.
"SWEETNESS!! IT WORKED!!" Jaden said.
"Yeah… but where the fuck are we?" Chazz asked.
"Whoa! Chests!!" Aster said.
"This must be where Disney stores their weapons! Hell yeah! We can use these and REALLY fuck their shit up!!" Atticus explained.
"You sure we should just take these, Atticus?" Jaden asked.
"Fuck yeah!" Chazz said. "Besides, we aren't 'taking' them. That's such an ugly word! We're just… burrowing them. Without asking! Yeah!"
"Well, ok. Works for me!" Jaden said.
Aster was the first to open a chest. He pulled out a boomerang. "Awesome!! A boomerang!" he said happily.
Chazz laughed. "A boomerang? Give me a break! That's a gay ass weapon!! But hey, I guess that's perfect for you, huh?"
"Chazz I swear I'm gonna rip you apart before this quest is through!!" Aster said.
"Whatever bitch." Chazz said. He walked over and opened up the next chest. He pulled out a bow and a quiver full of arrows. "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!! BOW AND ARROWS, BITCHES!!"
"YOINK!!" Aster shouted as he threw his boomerang. It somehow latched onto Chazz's Bow and Arrows and took them from him.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK!?" Chazz shouted.
Jaden and Atticus looked at each other, annoyed.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!! GIVE ME MY SHIT BACK!!" Chazz shouted.
"That's what you get for dissin' my boomerang, bitch!!" Aster shot back.
Chazz quickly ran to another chest, opened it, and pulled out a sword. "YOU WANT A PIECE OF THE CHAZZ YOU OVERDRESSED BASTARD?!"
Aster pulled out an arrow and aimed it at Chazz. "BRING IT ON, LITTLE BOY BLUE!! OH WAIT, I FORGOT!! YOUR STUPID ASS IS IN SLIFER RED, WITH ALL THE OTHER PUNK BITCHES!!"
"WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!" Jaden shouted.
Atticus opened a chest and began to fire a machine gun. "ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!! SHUT UP!!"
Each Jaden, Chazz, and Aster immediately stifled.
"We have to work together to get through this ordeal! So the next time one of you fights, and I don't care WHAT it's about, I'm filling you ALL full of hot lead!! GOT IT?!" Atticus said.
"Yes." Jaden, Chazz, and Aster said meakly.
"Good. Now. Everybody ready?" Atticus asked.
Chazz held out his sword. Aster held up his Boomerang, and Jaden took the bow and arrows.
"Cool. Get us out of here, Jay." Atticus said.
"Alright! Next stop, Walt Disney!" Jaden said. He pulled out the mirror and held it up. DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA!!
Chazz glared at him. "YOU SON OF A…"
Atticus pointed his gun at Chazz's head.
"Son of a fine duelist…" Chazz said, smiling.
Jaden smirked, then activated the mirror again. The white flash went off again as it made the same bizarre sound as before. When the light cleared, the boys looked around. They were back in the cavern, but this time, in a small room.
"Huh?" Jaden asked.
"I don't see Disney anywhere…" Aster said.
"Jaden, you fucked up again!" Chazz said.
"Dammit!! What the hell am I doing wrong?!" Jaden shouted.
"Let ME see that thing." Atticus said as he took the mirror from Jaden. "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! ITS FUCKIN' BROKEN!!"
There was a small crack going across the mirror. It was causing the magic mirror to malfunction.
"WHAT?!" Chazz and Aster shouted in unison.
"Our ignorant savior over here was using a fuckin' broken magic mirror!"
"I thought it would still work even though it was cracked!" Jaden said.
"Wait wait wait… you KNEW that thing was broken?! YOU SON OF FUCK!!" Aster shouted. "NOW THANKS TO YOU, WE'RE STUCK IN THIS… WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE ANYWAYS?!"
"You're with ME!"
The boys turned around to see that they were staring down a popular Disney character.
Atticus gasped. "YOU!! YOU'RE…"
"That's right… It's me… ALADDIN!"
Aladdin pulled out his trademark scimitar and pointed it at them. Chazz pulled out his sword. "AAWWW YEAH!! THIS IS ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING!! THE CHAZZ IS ABOUT TO GO ALI BABA ON YOUR ASS!!"
Atticus threw his arm out in front of Chazz. "You bastard!! What have you done with my sister?!" He demanded.
"I believe you're asking the wrong question. The question is, what HAVENT I done to your sister?" Aladdin said.
"YOU PIG!! Atticus shouted.
"YOU BEAST!!" Jaden shouted.
"YOU FIEND!!" Aster shouted.
"YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!" Chazz shouted. The boys looked over angrily at Chazz. "I-I mean, h-how dare you!"
Aladdin began to laugh. "I'm just kidding! Why would I touch HER when I've got a hot piece of ass like Princess Jasmine?!"
"True, true!" Chazz said, smiling.
Atticus pulled out his machine gun. "Unless you want me to go Rambo on your ass, you'd better let my sister go and give back those Sacred Beast cards!!"
"You want them so badly, come and take them!" Aladdin said. "But what's a battle without… some Disney Magic!?" Aladdin pulled a remote out of his sash and pushed a button. The room suddenly turned into an Agrabah setting.
"HOLY SHIT!!" Jaden shouted as he looked around.
"We're in fuckin Baghdad!" Aster said.
"And now… LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!" Aladdin said from atop a building.
Music then began to play.
Aladdin
began to sing as Jaden, Aster, Chazz, and Atticuss began to charge at
him. "Gotta
keep, one jump ahead of the breadline…"
Chazz
swung his sword at him, but Aladdin dodged it.
"One
swing ahead of the sword! I
steal only what I can't afford! And
that's this thing!"
"HEY STOLE THE MIRROR!!" Jaden shouted. He and Atticus began to fire bullets and arrows at Aladdin, while Aster threw his boomerang at him. Aladdin managed to dodge each shot that came his way.
"One jump ahead of the Duelists, That's all? What a joke These guys don't appreciate I'm good!"
Atticus: "Punk bitch!"
Jaden: "Ass hole!"
Aster: "Fuck face!"
Chazz threws his sword at Aladdin. "TAKE THAT!!"
Aladdin: "Just a little fun, guys!"
Jaden,
Atticus, Aster, and Chazz charges at Aladdin again. "We're going
to kick your bitch ass!!"
Aladdin: "I can take a hint, gotta face the facts You're my only friend, Abu!"
Jaden, Atticus, Aster, and Chazz: "Who?"
Abu suddenly appears and attacks Chazz!
"AAAHHH!! WHAT THE FUCK!? SON OF A BITCH!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!" Chazz shouted as Abu latched onto his face!
"Guys, regroup!" Atticus shouted. He, Jaden, and Aster hid behind a building. "We cant beat him like this! We're on his turf!"
"What are we supposed to do, Atticus?" Jaden asked.
Atticus smiled. "Level the field in our favor. Now, this is what we're gonna do…"
Aladdin looked around. "Hey, where'd you guys go? We didn't even finish the song?"
"Over here, bitch!!" Atticus shouted. he emerged from behind the building and began to fire his machine gun at Aladdin! Aladdin ran and dodged the bullets Jaden suddenly jumped up and grabbed him.
"Got yo' ass, bitch!" Jaden shouted. "Aster, NOW!"
"THE FUCK!?" Aladdin shouted.
Aster emerged next and thew the boomerang at Aladdin! He quickly elbowed Jaden in the side of the head and dove over the boomerang.
"HAHAHAHAHA!! DID YOU REALLY THINK A CHILDISH TRICK LIKE THAT WAS GONNA WORK ON ME?!" Aladdin laughed.
"Yeah." Aster said. "Because your stupid ass don't realize what we did!"
"Huh?" Aladdin said.
"WHO'S YO' DADDY, MOTHERFUCKER!!" Jaden shouted as he held up the magic mirror AND Aladdin's magic lamp.
"OH HELL NAW!!" Aladdin shouted as he charged at Jaden.
Atticus ran over to Chazz, grabbed Abu off his face and threw him at Aladdin! Abu quickly latched on, not realizing that he was on his master's face.
"ABU!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! GET OFF!! NOW!!" Aladdin shouted.
"WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG?!" Chazz shouted at Atticus. His face was all scratched up.
"Cool it man! We're outta here!! JADEN!!" Atticus shouted.
Jaden and Aster ran towards Atticus and Chazz.
"HERE GOES SOMETHIN!!" Jaden shouted. he held up the magic mirror, and the duelists teleported out of the room!
"No… NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Aladdin shouted as he realized the boys were gone. "MY LAMP!! THEY STOLE THE GENIE!! FROM ME!! ARGH!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!" He threw Abu to the ground in anger. "SHIT'S ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN, NOW!!" He then crushed the remote with his hand, turning the room back to the normal. Aladdin was beyond angry.
Jaden,
Atticus, Chazz, and Aster are on the right track as they continue to
explore the caverns under Walt Disney World! With their magic mirror
AND the magic lamp that Jaden stole from Aladdin, things are starting
to look up! But what does Disney have planned as he sends his
mercenaries after Chancellor Sheppard? And Will Aladdin find the boys
in the cavern? Find out next chapter!!
Don't worry! I promise you I wont take like 3 or 4 months to update! School and work have really been double teaming my ass! But everything is under control now!