Let's get this chapter started!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh GX, nor do I own Disney.
The camp site of where Duel Academy's assault team was stationed quickly packed up all the important equipment and rushed it back to the ship, where it was waiting to take them back to Academy Island. Making one final trip, Syrus, Bastion, and Hassleberry loaded the last of the stuff into the back of the jeep and was forced to use their weight to try to close the trunk.
"We must hurry, gentlemen! Those alarms don't sound too inviting!" Bastion said.
"I know! My brother never should have let that Stitch thing go!" Syrus said.
"Speakin' of Zane, where is he! And I haven't seen that stoner fella for days!" Hassleberry said as he stuffed the trunk down.
"You're right… whatever happened to Belowski?" Syrus asked.
Meanwhile…
In a shed somewhere behind the scenes at Walt Disney World, Belowski sat on a couch in front of a black and white TV, watching Alice in Wonderland. Smoke had filled the small shed, and it had begun to seep out through the crack under the door. Belowski sat there, staring at the TV, in between Timon and Pumbaa! All three of their eyes were bloodshot red.
"Duuuuuuude… I would SOOOO party with the Cheshire Cat." Belowski said out of the blue.
"Word." Timon said.
"… The Mad Hatter is SO high…" Belowski laughed.
"Fo' sho" Timon said.
"… I'm hungry." Pumbaa said.
"Duuuuuddde… ur always hungry, maaaaaaaaan... it's the munchies, yo…" Belowski said, laughing.
"Go out back… mad bugs back there, man!" Timon said.
Pumbaa got up and happily trotted out of the room.
Back at the camp site…
Bastion looked around, incognito like. "We cannot afford to wait any longer. We must leave here now, before any Disney characters show up!"
"But what about Belowski and Zane?" Syrus asked.
"Jaden and the others will eventually run into them!" Bastion said back
The trunk finally slammed down and Hassleberry jumped on it. "HOO WEE!! FINALLY GOT IT!!"
Bastion smiled. "Good! Then legs get out of…"
Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. The Lost Boys (from Peter Pan) emerged and immediately noticed the jeep. Next they looked at Bastion, Syrus, and Hassleberry.
"Oh shit…" Bastion said.
"This aint good…" Hassleberry said.
Syrus quickly cleared his throat. "WOW!! THAT SURE WAS A PRODIGIOUS TRIP TO WALT DISNEY WORLD!! COME ON FRIENDS!! LETS GO BACK TO THE DIGITAL WORLD, AND CHECK ON ALL THE OTHER DIGIMON!!"
"What the… I mean, EXCELLENT!! I'LL PUT ON MY GOOGLES AND WE CAN PLAY SOCCER AFTER WARDS!!" Bastion said, smiling.
The Lost Boys looked at one another.
"HEY!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!! I AINT NO GOD DAMN DIGIMON TAMER AND NEITHER ARE YOU!!" Hassleberry shouted at Syrus and Bastion.
"Hassleberry, you stupid asshole…" Bastion said as he slapped his forehead.
The Lost Boys, wasting no time, jumped the three unsuspecting duelists! Syrus tried to run away, but sadly, it wasn't long before he was caught. The duelists were handcuffed and began to get coaxed towards the amusement park.
"Thanks a lot, Sgt. Shits-for-brains!!" Syrus said, looking back at Hassleberry.
"Son, don't ever call me no fuckin' Digimon trainer." Hassleberry said in all seriousness.
As The boys were being lead back to Disney World, Zane watched them as they led his younger brother and his friends back to Walt Disney World. Zane shook his head in annoyance and turned around. It was then that he raised his right eyebrow. It turns out that the Seven Dwarves had surrounded him.
"You midgets got a problem?" Zane asked.
"What the?!" Sneezy shouted.
"We're DWARVES, smart ass!! And don't you forget it!!" Doc said.
"Whatever. Get the hell out of my way." Zane said.
"What are you gonna do if we don't, giant?!" Grumpy said.
"I'm gonna kick the shit out of you tree humpers, that's what." Zane said.
"OH DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!" Bashful said.
"This son of a bitch has an attitude problem!" Grumpy said. He pulled out a 2x4. "I plan on solving it for him."
Zane shook his head. "Try it and I swear I'll knock you bastards back to the 30s."
Dopey suddenly ran and latched on to Zane's leg. "LET'S KICK HIS ASS!!" Grumpy shouted. The Dwarves then charged at Zane! With pitch forks and 2x4s.
"Little fuckers… you were warned." Zane said.
High in the sky, a military helicopter flew by over the forest. Two pilots were on their way back to the military base, when something on the radar caught one of the pilot's eyes.
"Hey Tom… you aren't going to believe this…"
"What's up, Bill?"
Well, in that forest… 6 dwarves just went flying in all directions…"
"Whaaat? Where did they land?"
"In different areas…"
"Have you been drinking again?"
"No! I swear I saw it!! On the radar!"
"Keep that shit up and you're gonna get court marshaled. Seriously. Control your drinking!"
"God dammit…"
Back down in the forest, Zane immediately began to walk towards Walt Disney World, when he noticed a weight on his leg. He looked down to see Dopey still latched on to his leg. Dopey looked up at him and grinned, then began biting his leg. Zane grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up. He looked Dopey up and down, turned up around, tossed him up, then kicked him square in the butt. The impact sent poor Dopey flying out of sight. As Zane's foot connected, the sound it made sounded like a quarterback punting a football.
"Now. Where was I before I was so RUDELY interrupted… oh that's right… saving those foolish bastards." Zane said. He then continued to walk to Disney World.
Ladies and gentlemen… Yu-Gi-Oh! GX's Fast Times at Duel Academy High presents…
The Adventures of Jaden Yuki, Atticus Rhodes, Chazz Princeton, and Aster Phoenix!!
Episode II : Storm the Epcot Center Caverns!!
A white flash went off and Jaden, Atticus, Chazz, and Aster found themselves in another mysterious room.
"YEAH!! WE SURE PUNKED ALADDIN, DIDN'T WE?!" Jaden shouted.
"Psh! I cant believe that fucker almost kicked our asses! That's why we cant underestimate these Disney bitches. They're dead serious about this world domination thing." Atticus said.
"I know. I mean, Chazz got his ass kicked by a damn monkey!" Aster said.
"Bitch, that thing had some kind of death lock on me!" Chazz shouted.
"Whatever. Bottom line, that monkey fucked you up!"
"KEEP IT UP AND I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS UP!!"
"BRING IT ON, YOU CREEPY BASTARD… I mean, never mind, Chazz!" Aster said.
"YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH!! YOU KNOW THE CHAZZ'LL KNOCK THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!"
Chazz didn't know it, but Atticus had his gun pointed right at the back of his head.
Chazz turned to Jaden. "Seriously, slacker, that fuckin' mirror of yours is getting is into some deep shit! You NEED to get rid of that thing!"
"Well how else are we gonna navigate this fuckin' maze! We NEED this mirror, Chazz!" Jaden said.
"ITS FUCKIN CRACKED!! IT'S GONNA END UP GETTING US KILLED!!" Chazz shouted.
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALWAYS YELLING!! YOU GOT ME DOING THIS SHIT TOO!!" Jaden said.
"ENOUGH!!" Atticus shouted. "Jaden, you stole Aladdin's magic lamp, right? Well rub that shit and ask the Genie to fix the mirror!"
"Good idea, Atticus!! Let's give it a shot!" Jaden said. He pulled out the lamp, then began to rub it. "OH GENIE OF THE MAGIC LAMP… I SUMMON THEE!! GRANT MY WISHES THREE!"
"Overactive bastard." Aster said.
Nothing happened.
"Well? Where's all the damn fireworks and that abra cadabra hoo haa?" Chazz asked.
"Yeah man! What gives?!" Atticus said.
Jaden began to rub the lamp like crazy. "GENIE!! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT HERE AND GRANT MY WISHES!!" Suddenly, blue smoke began to pour from the lamp. "AAAWWW YEAH!!" Jaden said in an excited tone.
"This is going to be awesome!" Atticus said.
Next a puff of smoke came out of the lamp, followed by a piece of paper that floated slowly to the ground. Jaded grabbed the note and read it out loud. "Gone drinkin'. Be back in 100 years… Genie. OH SON OF A BITCH!!"
"Are you fuckin' kidding me?!" Aster said.
"Read it for yourself!" Jaden said, throwing the note down.
"Fuck! You mean we have to rely on that broken piece of shit?!" Chazz said.
"Unless you have any other bright ideas!" Jaden said.
"Where'd that damn mirror take us to, come to think of it?" Atticus asked.
The boys looked around and noticed that they were in a busy, future looking city. There were cars flying around and the streets were busy.
"Uh… are we still in Disney World?" Jaden asked.
"How the fuck should I know? You were the one who brought us here, genius!" Chazz responded.
Suddenly, the people began to run in fear.
"What's going on down there?" Atticus asked.
"I don't know… but it just started to smell like ass all of a sudden!! Jaden, did you fuckin fart again?!" Aster said, covering his nose.
"No! Not this time…" Jaden laughed.
"Dude… is someone breathing on me?!" Chazz asked.
The boys turned around and turned pale white as they saw a large monster loaming over them. The monster let out a loud, blood curdling roar which sent chills down their spine.
"HOLY SHIT!!" Aster shouted.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?" Atticus shouted.
The mirror had transported Jaden and friends to Dragon Ball Z Movie 13, where the Hilda Garde monster was standing over them.
"GET US OUT OF HERE JADEN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" Chazz yelled.
Wasting no time, Jaden activated the mirror the second Hilda Garde stomped down on the building. Goku and friends later showed up at the scene.
A white flash appeared back at the caverns in Disney World and Jaden, Atticus, Chazz, and Aster appeared. They each dropped to their knees, panting.
"FUCK that was close!" Atticus said.
"Ok… it's official… you're trying to kill us, aren't you?!" Chazz said.
"Dude! How the FUCK was I supposed to know this thing was gonna transport us to the damn set of Godzilla?!" Jaden said.
"Ok… I'm getting REALLY sick of that fuckin' mirror!" Aster said. "Get rid of it! Now!"
"And how else are we supposed to get around, dumb fuck?!" Jaden asked.
"Look, just keep trying and hope for the best. Eventually this thing is going to lead us to Walt Disney!" Atticus said.
"Alright! Here we go again!" Jaden said.
Hours later…
The boys appeared on Pirates of the Carribean, on the Black Pearl.
"No!" Aster, Atticus, and Chazz said.
They disappeared, and reappeared on the set of The Incredibles.
"No!" Aster, Atticus, and Chazz said.
Jaden sighed, then used the mirror again. This time, the boys were in the jungle of the movie, The Jungle Book.
"NO!" Aster, Atticus, and Chazz said.
Jaden used the mirror one last time. This time, they appeared on the set of Hannah Montana!
"GOOD GOD, NOOOO!!" Aster, Atticus, and Chazz screamed.
"DAMN YOU MAGIC MIRROR! TAKE US WHERE WE NEED TO BE!!" Jaden shouted and activated the mirror again. This time, they appeared right in front of Duel Academy!
"The hell?!" Aster said.
"We're back at Duel Academy!" Chazz said.
"Awesome! This way we can gather some help to storm the Disney stronghold!" Atticus said.
"Yeah, but first thing's first! I want some food!" Jaden said. "I'll be back in a couple minutes!"
"Jaden!" Aster said. Jaden stopped and turned around. The minute he turned, the boomerang knocked him right in the forehead. The impact knocked Jaden on the ground. "OUCH!! SON OF A BITCH THAT HURT!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, ASTER?!"
"Dude. You were supposed to CATCH it!" Aster said, through laughing.
"You popped his ass good!" Chazz laughed.
"I know!" Aster said back, still laughing. "ANYWAYS, since we came here from Disney World there could be some shit going down! You might wanna take that with you! For protection!"
"Thanks! Why are you being so cool?" Jaden asked.
"Because I busted your goofy ass in the face just now! That should hold me over for a couple hours!" Aster laughed.
Jaden flipped Aster off. He continued to walk towards the school. He stopped, then turned back to his friends. "OH GUYS! I FORGOT! ONE LAST THING BEFORE I GO!"
"WHAT?" Atticus asked.
Jaden held the boomerang up over his head. DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAA!!
"GOD DAMMIT, DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU, JADEN!!" Chazz shouted.
"I'm gone!" Jaden laughed. He went inside the school.
"Fuckin asshole did that on purpose." Aster said.
"You think?" Atticus said.
Atticus, Chazz, and Aster dropped to the ground.
"I'm fuckin' tired! I knew we wouldn't be getting much rest, but damn!" Atticus said.
"I know… I don't see what you're bitchin for. You're hardly ever around when we're taking on real danger!" Chazz said.
"What'd you say, bitch!?" Atticus responded.
"The Shadow Riders? You were one of them! Sartorious? You were hardly around? Last time I saw your ass was when Jaden dueled your sister?" Chazz said.
"And if I recall correctly, YOUR retarded ass is the cause of most of the problems! How did Kagemaru get the 7 gate keys? YOU!" Atticus shot back.
"YOU TOLD ME TO STEAL THEM, ASS WIPE!!" Chazz shouted.
"AND WHO POSSESSED HALF OF THE SCHOOL TO JOIN THE SOCIETY OF LIGHT?! YOU'RE MONKEY ASS DID!! SO DON'T COMPARE ADVENTURES WITH ME, BITCH!" Atticus said.
Chazz jumped up and drew his sword. "You son of a prick!! I'll cut your god damn balls off!!"
Atticus stood up, dusted himself off, and pulled out his machine gun. "Don't you know that old saying, never bring a knife to a gun fight?"
Aster suddenly stood up. "HEY LOOK!" he said.
He pointed over at Jaden, talking to Alexis! They were both walking towards the school.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Chazz said.
"How the hell?! ALEXIS!!" Atticus said.
Jaden and Alexis looked at the boys.
"Jaden, you son of a bitch! When did YOU save Alexis?" Chazz asked.
Jaden smiled, then put his hands behind his head. "Manjoume! Fubuki! Edo! Speaking Japanese."
Atticus, Chazz, and Aster each had blank looks on their faces.
"…the hell?!" Aster said.
"Speak english Jaden, you fuckin' dipshit!" Chazz said.
"Judai… also speaking Japanese." Alexis said.
"Continues speaking Japanese, Asuka…" Jaden said.
"… Something is NOT right here…" Atticus said.
X X X X X X X
Jaden ran down the halls with drool flowing down his face. The only thing on his mind was the food cooked by Dorothy and Sadie.
"OH MAN!! I'M GONNA EAT TIL I POP!!" Jaden said. He tried to pull open the doors to the cafeteria, but nothing was happening. "Da hell?! DA HELL!?" he shouted. he pulled, and pulled with all his weight, but the doors wasn't budging. "Is this supposed to be some kind of fuckin' sick joke?!"
"Aniki!!"
"What the?" Jaden said as he turned around. He saw Hassleberry and Syrus running at him, happily.
"Aniki!!" They both called out.
"Sy! Hassleberry! How did you guys get back here so fast?! Where's Bastion?" Jaden asked with a smile. "And what's up with these damn doors!? They wont open!"
Syrus and Hassleberry began talking in japanese to him.
"…huhwhaaaaa?!" Jaden said.
The two Ra Yellow students continued to talk in Japanese.
"You two better talk right before I bitch slap you both! I cant understand a word you two are saying!" Jaden said.
Syrus and Hassleberry looked at each other confused, still speaking Japanese.
"Ok... something aint right here!" Jaden said. He turned and started to walk outside, with Syrus and Hassleberry running after him calling out, "ANIKI!!"
Jaden stormed outside and called out to Atticus, Chazz and Aster. "HEY GUYS!! SOMETHING STINKS AROUND HERE!!"
"Damn right it is!! You and that fucked up mirror goofed again!!" Atticus called back.
"You warped us into the JAPANESE version, dumb shit!" Aster said.
"OOOOHHH!! That explains that weird ass language." Jaden said.
Syrus' eyes nearly bulged out of his head when he saw the two Jadens. He began to yell out in Japanese. Judai called out to him. "Sho! Speaking Japanese."
Sho ran over to Judai and hugged him with tears in his eyes. "Aniki!! Speaking Japanese."
"Dude… get us the FUCK out of here!!" Chazz said.
"Right on." Jaden pulled out the magic mirror and warped them out of the Japanese version of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters GX. This time they ended up back in the Epcot Center Caverns in front of a door with a skull and crossbones symbol on it.
"Looks like we're back in the caves." Atticus said.
"Yeah! Check this crazy ass skull out! Maybe this time we'll FINALLY get to kick some Walt Disney ass!" Jaden said.
"Well then let's go already! I wanna see some action!!" Chazz said.
"Looks like someone's hyped up!" Aster said, sarcastically with his arms crossed.
"I didn't ask for your opinion, Phoenix!!" Chazz said.
"Don't fuckin' start." Atticus said. "No more bullshit. This craziness is driving me nuts! I know someone or something is in that room waiting for us! Now on three, we're gonna bust in there and whoop the shit out of whatever's in there. Got it?"
Jaden, Aster, and Chazz nodded.
"Alright then! … 1…2…3…"
"CHAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGEEEE!!" Jaden shouted.
The boys then did a war cry and they busted clear through the door and inside the room!
"Da FUCK!?" Jaden shouted, his voice echoing through the room!
The room was the setting of Alice in Wonderland, with the door and the talking doorknob at the other side of the room.
"Uhh… there's nothing here…" Aster said.
"Why was there a damn hazard logo on that door then?!" Chazz said.
"… I thought we were gonna kick someone's ass!" Jaden whined.
The sleeping doorknob woke up, yawned, looked around the room, then began talking random gibberish.
Jaden, Atticus, Aster, and Chazz looked at the doorknob in awe.
"What the HELL was that?" Jaden asked.
Atticus blinked. "I REALLY haven't the slightest…"
The doorknob began to speak gibberish again. Question marks appeared over the Duelist's heads.
"HUDDLE!" Atticus said. The boys ran to the right hand corner of the room and got into a huddle. "Is it just me, or is there something fishy going on here?"
"I was gonna say the same thing." Aster said.
"It's a door. A fuckin door. Let's knock it down and move on! We've got shit to do!" Jaden said.
"Jaden! Calm your ass down! This is Disney, remember? This has GOT to be some kind of trap!" Atticus said.
"I'm with dumbass on this one! Let's knock that fuckin' door down and keep going! I wanna break my foot off in that mouse's ass for taking MY Lexi!!" Chazz said.
"Dude. I swear to Slifer if you keep talking about my sister like that I'M gonna be the one whooping your ass!" Atticus said.
"Ok, look, we're all in agreement! We want to move on! Lets just open the damn door and walk through!" Aster said.
"Forget it! That thing might try to bite one of us!" Atticus said. "I'll reason with it, so let me do all the talking!"
"Its true. This boy knows how to get Jasmine and Mindy in their bra and panties in a drop of a hat!" Chazz said.
"PSH!" Atticus scoffed. "ANY watt light bulb can do that! Now… let's get on with it… ready?"
"BREAK!" All the boys said. They walked over towards the doorknob.
"Hey buddy! How's it going?!" Atticus said in a friendly voice. "MY name is Atticus! And this is Jaden, Chazz, and Aster."
"I AM CORNHOLIO!! KING OF BUNGHOLIO!!" The doorknob said.
Jaden, Atticus, Aster, and Chazz each got blank looks on their faces.
"…WHAT?!" Aster shouted.
"He's a king?" Jaden asked.
"Shh!" Atticus said. "We're looking for my sister, Alexis! Shes about yay-high, wears a white blouse, blue short skirt, blue boots,…"
"Yeah, we're hear to kick some ass!! And rescue her's!! And hopefully when it's all said and done, I'll get to do OTHER stuff to that ass… if you know what I mean…" Chazz said with a devilish grin on his face. It took both Jaden AND Aster to keep Atticus from attacking Chazz.
"Chazz you idiot!! Would you knock it the fuck off!!" Jaden said.
"OOHH, BABY!! HEH EHEH HEHE!!" The Doorknob laughed.
"WHAT?! He seems to LIKE the idea!" Chazz said.
"BOINGOINGOINGOING!! EHEHEHEHEHE!!" the Doorknob laughed again.
"Look, I'll handle it from here." Aster said. "We're looking for our friend Alexis and the three Sacred Beast cards that your master stole from us. Do you have any idea about where they are?!"
"DEEP IN THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE LIES THE GREAT OLIO!!" the Doorknob responded.
"What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?!" Atticus asked.
"Uhhh… code maybe?" Jaden asked.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY AGUA?! I NEED AGUA!!" The Doorknob said.
"Somehow I don't think that's code…" Aster said.
The Doorknob began shouting random gibberish at the boys again. Rage began to fill Chazz's body as the anime black veins appeared on the top of his head.
"OK!! THIS FUCKIN DOOR IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS THE CHAZZ OFF!!" he shouted.
"DO YOU HAVE TP FOR MY BUNGHOLIO!?" The Doorknob laughed.
"Chazz, calm down, will ya?" Atticus said.
"No no… heh heh… I don't wanna calm down… heh hehe!" The Doorknob laughing, thinking Atticus was talking to it.
"Why?! This thing is a fuckin' idiot!!" Chazz shouted at Atticus.
"SHUT UP, FART KNOCKER!!" The Doorknob said to Chazz.
The black veins suddenly appeared all over Chazz's body as his face turned blood red. "What did you say… WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
"Oh no…" Atticus said.
"Oh shit…" Jaden said.
"This aint good…" Aster said.
"DON'T YOU EVER, EVER TELL THE CHAZZ TO SHUT UP!!" Chazz shouted at the door.
"YOU ARE A BUNGHOLE!! MY PEOPLE, WE HAVE BUT ONE BUNGHOLE!!"
"ALRIGHT… THAT IS MUTHAFUCKIN' IT!! NO MORE MR. NICE CHAZZ!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR RANDOM BULLSHIT!!" Chazz shouted, pointing at the Door.
"Chazz!! COOL IT!!" Atticus shouted. "He's just kidding Mr. Door! Right guys?!"
"Uh, somehow, I don't think so…" Aster said.
"ASTER!" Atticus said.
"ONE MORE INSULT OUT OF YOU, AND YOU'LL BE IN FOR A SERIOUS CHAZZ-ING!! YOU GOT THAT, PAL!?" Chazz shouted with tremendous force.
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!" The Doorknob asked.
"NO BITCH!! I WAS INVITING FOR A WALK THROUGH THE FUCKIN DAISIES!!" Chazz shouted. He then pulled out his sword and pointed it at the door. "THIS IS THREATENING YOU!!"
"Chazz, for the love of Obelisk, DON'T!!" Jaden said, pleading with Chazz. It was too late. There was no reasoning with Chazz when he's this angry.
"NOW YOU CAN TAKE THAT COMMENT FROM EARLIER BACK, OR I'LL CHOP YOUR ASS UP AND USE YOU FOR MY NEWEST BED POST AND MELT YOUR UGLY ASS FACE INTO A DUEL DISK!!" Chazz shouted, sword still pointed at the Doorknob.
A few seconds pass by.
"…are you done?" Atticus asked Chazz. "Seriously. Are you done?"
"YES!! I feel MUCH better now!" Chazz said as he lowered his sword.
"Good, you short tempered anal crusader!! NOW you can see the deep ass shit you just got us into!!" Aster said, pointed at the Doorknob. It's face turned bright right and the door itself began to open and slam repeatedly.
"THE MOTHER OF ALL WARS HAS BEGUN!! THE STREETS WILL NOW FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELIEVERS!!" The Doorknob shouted.
Suddenly, the stone Gargoyles from the Hunchback of Notre Dame appeared into the room, followed by the Gargoyles from the old school cartoon, Gargoyles.
"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!!" Jaden shouted. all of the Gargoyles surrounded the four boys. Jaden, Chazz, Aster, and Atticus all stood back to back to back to back with each other.
"Chazz!! If a miracle occurs and we actually SURVIVE this encounter, I'm am gonna kick your ass so HARD that fuckin' Jagger and Slade will fill that shit!!" Atticus said.
"Me too!" Aster said.
"What!? He got on my fuckin nerves! AND he told me to shut up! You do not tell The Chazz to shut up. EVER!" Chazz said back.
"SHUT UP CHAZZ YOU STUPID SON OF AN ASS!" Jaden said. "WE'RE ABOUT TO FUCKIN' DIE!! ANYONE GOT ANY BRIGHT IDEAS!?"
"I got one… LET'S GO DOWN LIKE MEN!!" Atticus shouted as he brandished his machine gun.
"OH YEAH!!" Jaden said as he pulled out the bow and arrows. He threw the boomerang at Aster, knocking him in the head.
"OUCH!! FUCKIN HELL, JADEN, YOU PIECE OF BABBOON SHIT!!" Aster shouted.
"Heh heh! Payback's a bitch, aint it!" Jaden said.
Chazz pulled his sword out again. "We'll take at least three of these motherfuckers with us! These damn Gargoyles are about to get Chazz-ed!!"
"LET'S ROCK THIS BITCH!!" Jaden shouted.
With that, the boys charged into action! Shots fired. Arrows flew. Swords swung. Boomerangs flew. But in the end, the Gargoyles were too much for the boys to handle. Goliath managed to take out Jaden, Aster, Atticus, AND Chazz with one fell swoop! the boys were sent crashing into the wall, separated from their weapons.
"Ok… I'd like… to take back… what I… fuckin' said earlier…" Chazz muttered.
"Awww, we're fucked." Aster said.
"It was nice knowin' you guys… except for you Aster. You fuckin' suck. You too, Chazz." Jaden said.
"The feeling's mutual, bitch!" Chazz said.
"GO CYBER END DRAGON!!
The boys each jumped up in excitement.
"I KNOW THAT VOICE!!" Atticus said happily.
"ZANE?!" Jaden said.
Three powerful blasts of energy shot through the room and destroyed ALL of the Gargoyles AND the Doorknob!! Jaden and friends were saved! They ran over to Zane as he walked into the room.
Zane shook his head. "Why am I not surprised. The minute I heard yelling, I can only assume it was Chazz's stupid ass. And then…"
"Oh yeah! That reminds me!" Jaden said. At the same time, He, Atticus, and Aster began to assault Chazz.
"AAHH!! WHAT THE FUCK!? GET THE HELL OFF ME!!" Chazz shouted.
"THIS IS FOR ALMOST GETTING US KILLED, BITCH!!" Aster shouted.
"Fuckin' immature…" Zane said.
The boys stopped beating their friend. It seems they're over the whole incident now.
"So how about you, Zane? How did you get here? How did you even FIND this place?" Atticus asked.
Zane reached behind his back and pulled Pinocchio out by his shorts and held him in front of the Duelists. "Doll boy over here guided the way. It took some… motivation… but I got him to show me the way."
"Whoa! How! I wanna see an example!" Aster said.
"Me too!" Jaden said.
"Fine. Hey, you wooden bitch! Are you a big, brave boy!?" Zane asked Pinocchio.
"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no…" Pinocchio said, in a frightened voice.
"Do you like the fact that you have to betray Disney?" Zane asked, enjoying every minute of torturing the poor puppet.
"Y-yes…" Pinocchio said. He nose suddenly grew.
"OOHH! So THAT'S how you found your way here!" Atticus said.
"Damn straight." Zane said. "Because bitch boy here knows that if I catch that nose growing, he's gonna end up as firewood! Isn't that right, you worthless piece of branches?!"
"YES!!" Pinocchio cried.
"Cool! Now! Let's get back to finding Disney!" Jaden said.
"Wait!" Chazz said. "Before we go, can I see that mirror for a second, Slacker?"
"Uh, sure." Jaden said. He handed the mirror to Chazz. The moment he got the mirror, Chazz quickly turned around and launched the mirror at a wall, shattering it into pieces!
"WHAT THE HELL!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO MY MIRROR?!" Jaden shouted.
"Because that fuckin thing is nothing but trouble! Now that we got that puppet, we don't need that troublemaking thing!" Chazz said.
"He's got a point." Atticus said. "It warped us to the fuckin' JAPANESE version of our show! WHO DOES THAT?!"
"Stop fuckin' wasting time!" Zane said. "Let's get going… before I slap the hell out of all four of you."
And with that, Zane Lead the way through the destroyed door, holding out Pinocchio as if he were a shield. Atticus, Aster, and Chazz, each with grins on their faces, followed him. Next came Jaden, who was in a VERY foul mood. He walked behind the group, angry, with his hands in his red blazer.
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The Fluid inside the tank where Walt Disney's brain is began to bubble.
"Is something wrong, sir?" Mickey asked.
"No… all… is going… according… to plan. Jaden… and his friends… are almost… here. They… are close…" Walt said.
"I see! Well, that's good, Because Sheppard is here, AND the Lost Boys captured Jaden's OTHER friends!" Mickey reported.
"Good! Bring them … ALL here!!" Walt said. "I… want them… present… for when… we confront… Jaden."
"…Even the girl…?" Mickey asked, trying to hide the fear in his voice.
"ESPECIALLY… the girl! Don't forget… that is the… reason… they even … came here!" Walt said.
"… yes sir…" Mickey said. He left the room to fetch Alexis and the others. "…She said if she saw me again… she was gonna rip my ears off and use them as butt warmers…" Mickey said, sadly.
With Zane using Pinocchio to lead Jaden, Atticus, Chazz, and Aster through the Epcot Center caverns, the final confrontation with Walt Disney draws ridiculously close! What will happen when these powerhouses collide?! Find out NEXT CHAPTER!!
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