My Class Meets One Piece Chapter 3: Meet the Straw-Hat Pirates!
"Coconuts?" Bri asked us. Al, T.J., and Ana held up bags of coconuts and replied with,
"Check."
"Small rocks?" Gabbie, Maggie, Ashley, and Jessica held up a bunch of small rocks and replied with,
"Check."
"Medium rocks?" Brian, Rick-James, Pete, and Fort Knox held up some medium-sized rocks and replied back with,
"Check."
"Big rocks? Bobby-Joe, Randy, and Chuck held up a few big rocks and managed to squeak out,
"Check."
"Big-ass rocks that only David can lift?" David held out some rocks above his head that could easily weigh more than a Hummer and coolly replied with,
"Check."
"Dug-out holes for them to fall through?" Ashley made a hole with her new powers and Jessica covered it up with some vines.
"We got about a dozen more of them near the beach Bri." Jessica told her.
"Mayonnaise?"
"We're on a deserted island Bri! Where the heck would we find mayonnaise? Why do we even need it?" Rick-James asked her.
"I dunno, I just always wanted to say that."
"Um guys? I just did a little run-through, the pirates are settin' their anchor." Bobby-Joe said. Bri went into army-commander mode.
"Alright guys, get these things up on the ledge! If all else fails, we fight with these freaky powers of ours! Lets do this!"
-With the Straw-Hat Pirates-
"YOSH! A new island! Sanji, make me a pirate lunchbox!" the idiotic pirate captain, Monkey D. Luffy told his chef, Sanji. Sanji kicked Luffy in the head and scolded him,
"You just ate!"
"Luffy, I'm going with you for two reasons: A. You get lost really easily and B. I wanna map the island," the red-headed navigator, Nami told her captain. The green-haired swordsman next to her yawned and said,
"I think I'll go to, it's been forever since I've been off this boat,"
"Ok Zoro, do you wanna come too, Sanji-kun?" Nami asked the cook. His visible eye turned into a heart as he answered with,
"Where you go, I go, Nami-Swan!"
"I would like to go too Navigator-san. Maybe I'll find some history books in town if there is one," the newest member of the crew, Nico Robin said.
"Robin-Chan, you're so smart!" Sanji told her as he just about floated on hearts around her and Nami.
"C'mon guys! I wanna go on the island!"
"Sugoi! (Cool in Japanese) Look at that bird Zoro!" Luffy shouted out. Although Luffy is a pirate captain, he has the attention span of a ferret. (Much like the people in my class...I am one of them...oh! shiny nickel!)
"This island's animals are very odd," Robin said.
"MELLORINE!" Sanji shouted out as he was floating around on hearts. That's when they heard a scary voice out of no where say,
"LEAVE NOW PIRATES AND NEVER RETURN OR FACE YOUR DEATH!"
-Back to Zoey-
"Do ya think it worked?" I whispered to Ana. We got our response in a heartbeat.
"SUGOI! A mystery island! Nami! We gotta stay!"
"You've got to be kidding me..." Fort Knox said with disbelief in his voice.
"Bobby-Joe, are you sure that their pirates?" T.J. asked.
"I don't really know anymore," he replied.
"I don't know about you guys, but I got dibs on the guy with three swords! He's hot and ripped!" Val said enthusiastically.
"I want him!" Gabbie whined.
"Forget about him, I call the blonde guy!" Jessica said.
"I'll share with you!" Ashley replied. "But we'll hafta stop him from smoking,"
"Deal!" Jessica said as they shook one another's hands.
"Shut the heck up guys! They might hear us! Lemme try spooking them off again!" I shouted silently.
Although those pirates look very familiar... I took a deep breath and boomed out in a deep voice,
"PIRATES! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME ON THIS ISLAND! LEAVE OR FACE CERTAIN PAIN AND AGONY AS YOU DIE!"
"You kids can come out now," the black haired woman said calmly.
"We mean no harm," the green haired one said.
"Crap! Plan B! Plan B damnit!" Bri shouted as she started to panic. We took the hint and started to throw the coconuts and the rocks. The swordsman pulled out two swords and said,
"Nitōryū: Takanami! (Two sword style: Hawk Wave)!" He slashed at the air and the projectiles were cut in half by the shockwave. But it didn't stop there, the shockwave kept coming at us.
"Somebody do something before we all die!" Randy pleaded. Ashley made an upward sweeping motion with her hands and a wall of earth came and protected us.
"Thank you Ashley! When we get home, I am so taking you to the prom!" Randy said as he hugged her. That's when we heard,
"Ojo's Fluer." and we saw hand pop out of the ground with eyeballs in their palms.
"SON OF AN ORGAN DONOR!" Rick-James shouted.
"Abort! Abort! Plan C everyone! Plan C damnit!" Bri shouted out to us.
"Geez, Bri, I didn't know you had such a potty mouth," T.J. said.
"Forget about it and...ATTACK!" With that, the stampede down the ledge began.
-Straw Hat Pirates POV-
"Hey guys! Look at the kids!" Luffy said with a smile on his face. Sanji's eye turned into a heart again.
"There're some pretty girls!" Zoro just smirked and put one of his swords away.
"One sword is enough to beat these kids," It was then that one of them, a blonde guy, shot multiple knives from his hands.
"Sonofabitch! Some of 'em ate Devil Fruits!" he shouted out as he deflected them with his swords. A guy started running faster and faster until he was just a blur around Sanji.
"You can't attack what you can't see you dumb-ass pirate!" Sanji tried to kick at him, but he just dodged the kicks easily. A girl with silver hair made a pushing movement with her hands towards Robin and spikes made of earth came towards the archeologist. Zoro did Nitōryū: Takanami again at the spikes, cutting them in half.
"Arigato Swordsman-san. Now if I may...Grande Fleur," Robin replied as she crossed her arms and many hands sprouted from the ground and from their bodies and held the kids.
"Do you seriously think that'll hold us? Brian, Chuck, Rick-James, Val, Fort Knox, David, and Maggie! Do your stuff guys!" The girl with turquoise hair ordered, she was most likely their leader. Some of the kids nodded and...changed. The guy with spiky blonde hair turned into water. The blonde from before shot knives from his body and stabbed the arms encasing him. A guy with spiky brown hair did the same, only it was bones. A girl with long black hair turned invisible, and the hands around her disappeared since they didn't have anything to hold onto.
A girl with long brown hair squinted for a moment before she turned into fire, burning the hands. A guy with curly black hair broke free of the hands by strength alone. "Did ja really think that you could hold us like that? Man, you're outta wack," the guy made of water taunted.
"HE JUST TURNED INTO WATER! THAT WATER MAN IS A FREAK!" Luffy shouted as an invisible arrow pointed at him and said, 'Rubber Man'.
"I AM A FREAK AND I AM PROUD OF IT!"
"Heh, alright then freak. I've been itchin' for a fight for a while." Zoro said as he readied his swords.
"Well if it's a fight you want, we'll give you one hellofva fight!" The strong guy told him. Luffy smiled and stretched his arm back while saying,
"Gomu-Gomu no...PISTOL!" he let the fist go and it came right back to David, who managed to stand his ground.
"Nice try asshole, but now it's our turn," the fire-girl told the captain. She pointed her right pointer finger towards Sanji and fire erupted from the fingertip.
"A pretty lady like you shouldn't fight, you might get hurt," Sanji said as he simply ticked at the fire and the sheer force of his kick put the fire out. "If you play with fire, you'll get burned," He coolly said.
"So you're gonna go easy on me because I'm a girl? I don't think so. And the name's Val," She angrily replied.
"Such a lovely name for an even lovelier woman!" Sanji said as his eye turned into a heart.
"Oni Giri (Demon Blade)!" the swordsman shouted as he sliced at Val with his swords. Three long and deep cuts appeared on Val's torso that started to heavily bleed.
"VAL!" I shouted out.
"FCENCOREDing pirates! I used ta think that ya'll were cool, but this shit is too much!" Rick-James yelled.
"And to think I thought that you were hot!" Gabbie said towards the swordsman. Sanji kicked him in the head and said,
"That's no way to treat a lady shitty marimo!"
"She was about to burn you and all you were doing was flirting ero-cook!"
"You wanna fight, Zoro?!"
"Bring it!"
"SHUT UP!" Nami shouted out as she hit them both in the head with her Clima-Tact. She walked up to the struggling Bri and told her,
"We honestly mean no harm. Now, you can either not trust us and let your friend bleed to death, or you can trust us and we'll take her to our doctor on our ship. What's it gonna be?"
"It's not like we have much of a choice, Bri. Val needs a doctor and now," Pete told her as he sadly looked at Maggie attempting to stop the bleeding from the fallen Val. Bri took a breath in and said,
"Fine, we don't want any funny business. Just please save our classmate!" Robin gave a slight smile and made the hands disappear. Finally free, I took off my jacket that I was wearing and covered Val's wounds with it.
"We shouldn't move her, it'll only make her injuries worse," Jessica told us. Bobby-Joe spoke up,
"I can run to ya'lls ship and get your doctor,"
"Just hurry man! Val ain't gonna last that long!" Fort Knox ordered him.
"Fine, you don't hafta yell man!" With that, he sped off.
"I guess ya'll wanna know our names?" Ana asked them.
"I would love to learn your name fair angel of heaven!" Sanji said as he grasped her hand in his.
"Wow, someone thinks Ana's pretty!" T.J. joked. I kicked him in the shin.
"Ok guys, ROLL CALL FOR THE GUYS!" Bri shouted.
"Al!"
"Bobby-Joe's the one who ran ta get ya'll doctor, but I'm Brian!"
"Chuck!"
"David!"
"Fort Knox! No, that's not my real name, but everyone calls me it!"
"Grant!"
"Pete and this is my monkey, Chip!"
"Randy!"
"I'm Rick-James bitch!"
"'An I'm T.J.! Don't ask what it stands for!"
"Alright ladies, ROLL CALL!" Bri shouted out.
"Anastasia! But since it's so long, everyone calls me Ana!"
"Ashley!"
"Bri!"
"Gabbie!"
"Jessica!"
"Maggie!"
"Val's bleeding, and then comes me, Zoey!" I finished. "What are you names?"
"I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!"
"The name's Roronoa Zoro. Sorry 'bout your friend by the way,"
"My lovely angels, I am Sanji!"
"Ignore those guys, I'm Nami,"
"I am please to meet you all, I am Nico Robin,"
It was then, among all of the chaos of Val injured, us not knowing where the heck we were, a light bulb went off above my head.
"Holy snap crack and pot guys! I know where we are!"
"Where are we, Zoey?" Chuck asked.
"I'll show you hang on..." I opened my backpack, reached in and pulled out a manga titled, One Piece.
"I can't believe I didn't realize it before! We're in One Piece guys!" I said as I started flipping through the pages.
"We're in you Japanese porn?" Chuck asked. I kicked him in the shin, causing him to jump up and down on one foot. I like using Japanese words in my sentences and always have a manga in my backpack. Chuck makes fun of me saying that it's really Japanese porn. Usually I kick him senseless in the shins when he says that.
"It's not porn damnit!" I shouted at him while kicking him in both of his shins.
"Ignoring Chucks comment about meh awsomely-awsome manga, One Piece is the story about a boy who lives in a world of pirates. As a kid, he ate the Gomu-Gomu no Mi, the Gum-Gum Fruit. He dreams of becoming the King of the Pirates by finding the treasure left behind by the last king, Gol D. Rodger. The treasure is called, 'One Piece'. He gathers a small crew and they go on all weird adventures," I reported. I opened to a picture that showed the crew and pointed them out and said their names and positions,
"The Captain, Monkey D. Luffy. The First Mate and Swordsman, Roronoa Zoro. The Navigator, Nami. The Sharpshooter, Ussop. The Cook, Sanji. The Doctor, Tony Tony Chopper. And the newest member of the crew, the Arceologist, Nico Robin! Omigosh! You guys really are the Straw-Hat pirates!"
"Hang on, we're in a book?" Nami asked.
"If you wanna be exact, Nami, it's a manga and an anime created by Eiichiro Oda-sensei," I told her.
"Lemme see that!" Luffy shouted as he stretched his arm and grabbed my book.
"Hey guys! This is when I was fighting Crocodile! I look really cool!" he told them.
"So are you telling us that our lives have been entertainment for people where you come from?" Robin asked.
"I dunno really, you would hafta ask Oda-sensei that," I told her.
"Stop callin him Sensei, Zoey, it's getting annoying!" Rick-James complained.
"Sensei is a form of respect baka," I told him."Oh Zoey-Chan is so smar-" Sanji started but was interrupted when I shot him a glare. The gift of death glares run in my family. My Dad can do his so well that he could make a serial killer cry and wet his pants. My glares are enough to make a grown man cry if I wanted them to. But this one could make a five year-old cry. Sanji tried flirting again, this time with Gabbie,
"Oh lovely Ga-" but since Gabbie spent a lot of time in New York City, capital of perverts, she immediately stomped on his foot and kneed him in the balls.
"PERVERT!" she shouted at him as she stomped away to stand by Val, with most of the girls following her. As Sanji fell to the ground, clutching the family jewels, Zoro laughed hard.
"That's what you get ero-cook,"
"Should we really be laughing like this? I mean, Val's bleeding ta death," Fort Knox pointed out.
"Do my ear deceive me or did Fort Knox actually care about Val for a second?" Maggie asked. We didn't have time to answer before Bobby-Joe showed up with a reindeer and a teen shivering in his arms. The reindeer hat a pink hat on with his antlers poking out of them and he was about the size of my sister, Grace, when she was two years old.
Aw...so kawaii!
The teen that Bobby-Joe had in his arms wore brown boots and overalls and a bandana covering his black curly hair. He carried a back and over his bandana were goggles.
"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY MAN, YOUR NOSE IS LONG!" Rick-James shouted out as he pointed at the shaking teen. He jumped out of Bobby-Joe's arms and said,
"How dare you insult the great Captain Ussop? Do you wish for my 1,000 men to hunt you down?" At the same time, my entire class said,
"Liar," His head fell in disappointment.
"Guys, this is our doctor, Tony Tony Chopper," Nami introduced us to the animal. All of the girls ran to him and started to hug him.
"He's so cute!" Jessica said.
"I just wanna dunk him in my coffee and eat him up!" Ana replied. He jumped out of our arms and started to dance and smile while saying
"I'm not cute assholes!"
"A reindeer is your doctor?" Grant asked.
"I thought he was gonna be dinner," Rick-James said.
"He may not look like it, but he's one of the best doctors around, right Chopper?" Sanji told us. Chopper started to dance again and smile even wider while saying
"Just because you compliment me doesn't me I'm happy you jerk! Asshole!"
"Um...Chopper, Val is bleeding to death right now...can you do something?" Maggie said as she continued to put pressure on her wounds.
"Right! Ussop, hand me the needle and thread!" Chopper demanded. Ussop opened his bag and took out the needed items and handed it to the animal.
"Aren't ya'll gonna use anesthesia?" Bobby-Joe asked.
"What's that?" Chopper asked as he started to sew the wound up.
"Ya'll don't have somethin' ta numb her?" David asked in disbelief.
"We're pirates, its not like we can walk into a store and ask for it.' Zoro said as he sat down.
"I think I'm gonna be sick," Bri said as she covered her mouth with her hands and ran away. Gabbie, Ashley, Jessica, Maggie, Al, and Fort Knox did the same thing and ran behind bushes.
"Oh c'mon Bri! You watch 'Grey's Anatomy' on TV all the time! This should be nothing! And don't forget about the flying pig fetus incident, this is a papercut compared to what that thing went through!" I yelled to her.
"What's a Tee Vee?" Sanji asked as he stood clear away from the girls. Most likely he didn't want to be kneed again and want to have kids in the near future. At this comment, our eyes widened.
"How the hell do you not know what TV is?" Rick-James shouted.
"It's only the greatest thing ever invented, next ta the computer!" Brian said.
"What is a computer?" Robin asked.
"No TV...that means... n-no '24' is Jack alive? And...No internet...I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HELL!" Pete yelled.
"Find a happy place...find a happy place," Al murmured to himself as he rocked back and forth in a fetal position on the ground.
"How are we gonna get home?" Pete asked Chip.
"Crap! I think I left the stove on at home!" Bri said.
"Sweet! No homework!" T.J. said happily.
"Crud, I forgot ta take my pills this morning. I feel sorry for ya'll," Grant told the pirates.
"Robin, Nami, do you guys know what we should do? You both are two of the smartest people in the story," I asked them.
"Well, you might as well be in another world by the strange devices that you have and the fact that we are a book series," Robin proposed.
"That's it, you guys are joining my crew!" Luffy announced.
"That's not such a good idea Luffy," Bri said slowly.
"Why not? I'm the Captain, and what I say goes!" he replied.
"I'm sure that most of us want ta join your crew, but...we're a class where most of us have A.D.H.D and dyslexia. If we don't have our meds, we'll be bouncing off the walls by morning," Bri explained.
"Those things won't stop me from loving you, Bri-Chan!" Sanji said as his eye became a heart again.
"Sanji, A.D.H.D. is short for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. To make it simple, without the prescribed medicine, almost all of us have memory spans of rats and bouncing off the walls. Dyslexia is a learning problem when you always have a hard time reading and writing," Ana explained to the love struck chef.
"That sounds like Luffy," Zoro pointed out."Ok! Val is done getting stitched up! Just make sure that her bandages are changed daily," Chopper told us as he put away his doctor supplies.
"Thanks Chopper," Jessica told him.
"Zoro, you can carry her to the Going Merry," Luffy told his first mate. "And you can put her in the girl's room where the girls will stay,"
"WE'RE NOT JOINING YOUR CREW!" My class and I shouted at the same time.
He really is as persistent as he is in the manga.
"Give it up, guys. Luffy kept asking us until we joined," Nami told us. "Even though I hated pirates, he still made me join even before he knew I could be a navigator," she continued.
"I used to be a pirate hunter, but he kept bugging me so I joined," Zoro replied.
"Well, it's up ta Bri really, she's our leader," Al pointed out.