Chapter Three: Fruity Pebbles

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It all started at breakfast.

A lazy, half-asleep zombie named Caria walked down the stairs into the kitchen. Her black hair was a mess and she was extremely tired.

She tied back her hair into a ponytail. She was dressed in a pair of black, green and blue plad shorts and a black Van Halen t-shirt.

Caria opened up teh firdge and looked inside. She pulled out the galon of milk and placed it on the counter.

Jeff walked in and joined Caria in the kitchen. Shannon and Charlie who he was sitting with were in the living room, still eating their breakfast.

"Mornin' sleepy head." Jeff greeted her. He put his dirty dishes in the sink and started washing them off.

"'Morning..." Caria said, tiredly.

"What's wrong?" Jeff asked her.

"Just tired..."

"And why is that?"

"No idea." Caria said. "I've been having troubles sleeping for a while. I mean, I've been trying to go to bed early. But I don't know what the problem is."

To cheer her up, Jeff decided to crack a joke. He preteded to sigh sadly. "Ahh, Caria, Caria, Caria. You have got to stop thinking of me like that at night. It's just not healthy for ya."

"Oh aha, hah, hah, hah. Very funny, Skittles." Caria laughed, sarcastically and dead-pannish. As she was fixing herself something to eat, she spotted a bag of Fruity Pebbles on the shelf. She smiled widely as she had an idea. She grabbed them and held the bag up to his head. "Hey, look! It matches your head! Dude, is THAT what makes your hair so colorful? May be I should be eating this more often..."

Jeff shook his pointer finger at her, mockingly. "You're a slick one! Hey, did you get your herpes medication yet? You know, since you fucked Morrison a year ago. That stuff must suck today."

John Morrison was one of Caria's exes.

"Please Jeff, don't confuse me with you and Candice McFuck Face." Caria shot back, jokingly.

"Remind me why we used to be married?" Jeff said.

"Because you thought I was totally amazing, which I am, so you proped to me. And then you were a total dick and I said that it was over and went to Shannon. And then low and behold you and Charlie crossed paths." Caria explained. She poured her milk into her bowl of Fruity Pebbles and dunked her spoon into it. "That poor, poor girl..."

"Oh, eat me."

"Gladly!" Caria smiled widely. She scooped some of her Fruity Pebbles and placed it into hermouth.

"What're you two idiots bickering on about?" Charlie asked, as she walked into the conversation.

"I keep explaining to Caria that she needs to stop faking orgasams. It's really starting to piss Shannon off."

"And I'm saying to Jeff that it's guys like him that make me wanna turn lesbian." Caria said. She took her bowl and started walking out. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have breakfast with my husband, thank you."