I never said anything at the beginning of my last chapter. I usually don't, I just found it slightly weird. Thank you to all the reviewers –gives cookies- I can't help it…Deidara's in this chapter too. Damn -- He'll be in them all

Don't own naruto.

----

"So Deidara," Kisame said, looking up from the newspaper he was reading. "If you where gay –mumble- Which you probably are-mumble- Who out of everyone in the Akatsuki would you bang?"

The Akatsuki when quiet as everyone stopped what they where doing.

"Kisame?"

"Hai? Itachi"

"You do realize that Deidara is not actually in the room."

----

Okay Deidara was not really in the chapter. The chapter was also really short.Read & Review, please.