Wow thank you for all the reviews. I seem to be in some sort of writers block at the moment…--

I obviously don't own naruto because if I did I wouldn't be making fan fiction about it…

"Deidara put that down."

Sasori's yells could be heard echoing though that Akatsuki compound. The whole living in a cave thing did lose it's glamor after having to sleep in one. There was the whole leaky ceiling and wall thing not the mention that noises could echo with a censurable amount of ease.

Itachi turned over in his bed. Sparing a quick glance at the alarm clock, he moaned.

4:36 am.

'What the hell could Deidara possible be doing at 4:36 in the morning?'

Itachi turned over and tried to get back to sleep.

Deidara ran round Sasori's room with a rather lethal looking blade in his hand.

"DEIDARA PUT THE FRIGGEN THING DOWN BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF."

Sasori's voice echoed around the room. Deidara on the other hand couldn't care less about what his "Danna" was trying to tell him. He went on with his little parade, running around jumping off of random bits of furniture and laughing.

"Deidara," Sasori said not bothering the yell this time." You know if someone comes in here you're going to get your ass kicked."

"HA ha, un. Sasori Danna said ASS. Ass, ass, ass…un."

Deidara continued with his rampage. Sasori had given up and was now sitting on his bed making sure to duck every time that Deidara bounced by.

After a bit though Deidara got bored and decided to see what would happen if he stabbed his Sasori Danna in the arm with the blade.

'I wonder if puppets bled, un'

Deidara walked over to Sasori and plopped down beside him on the bed.

"Whatcha doin' Sasori Danna, un?

Sasori looked up at Deidara, Staring as though Deidara just spoke in pig Latin.

"Well, un?"

"So Deidara"

"Hai, un?"

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

Deidara watched Sasori carefully from the corner of his eye waiting for the perfect opportunity to carry out his experiment. Sasori was blind to what Deidara was doing and had cared on with his Speech on how real ninja are suppose to act.

After about 5 minutes of talking Sasori bent down to pick up the puppet that had been abused by Deidara. Its left arm was a complete mess and its blade was missing. The blade in question of coarse was the one that Deidara had in his hand.

With Sasori's back turned Deidara felt, it was "time". Raising the blade over his head he quickly brought it down, plunging it about 3 inches in the Sasori's arm. Every thing went quiet. After about a minute of silence, Sasori turned around.

"Deidara?"

"H-hai Sasori Danna"

"You know that you're never going to leave this room alive."

Deidara edged away from Sasori. Gulping loudly he shot a glance at the door.

A bloodcurdling scream echoed about though the Akatsuki and Itachi was once again woken up.

Itachi grumbled and slowly got out of bed. Grabbing his cloak he made his was to Sasori's room…

cliff hanger XD…No really though. I've never had the time to make a two part story thingy. I bet cha just can't wait for the next part XD

R&R please