I try I really do.
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Deidara after much pleading and begging got Sasori and Tobi to come with him to shop for cute little usless things, like bags with birds on them and candy shaped like cats.
'Tobi doesn't see the point to this. Even though it smells good Tobi is drawn to the fact that all the people eating here are very questionable. Should we be here, danna?'
The Danna in question was none other then Sasori, who seemed to be more upset over the fact that someone else is calling him Danna to the fact that the eatery that Tobi was talking about was actually the cash for walmart.
'Kakazu would be proud of us, un. We're buying things for discount. See, un.' Deidara grabed Sasori's wrist and pulled him over to where a lady was handing out free food. 'And we can also get lunch, danna. I know you don't eat alot but Tobi is a bad boy and eats alot,un. Kakuzu says that food is alot. He says that he wants to get Tobi, put-down, un. I don't know what that means.
'Deidara,' Sasori sighed, as he pulled his arm out of his reach. 'Just take Tobi and get something to eat, I'm going to the cash.'
With that Sasori quickly turned and left. Leaving Deidara standing there with a rather upset look on his face.
'Danna! Don't be a meanie, un'
Being ignored Deidara gave up and walked over to where the table of free food was. Tobi being beside it was in massive conversation with the women who was handing the food out. Every once and a while the lady would become over excited about something and grabe Tobi in a rough hug. Which he returned with extreme force.
Deidara ignoring them, started going though the random food that was on the table. Ignoring them didn't last long once Tobi came over grabing Deidaras arm, leading him over to where the lady was currently standing.
She smiled widely once she saw Deidara. 'Who is this, tobi-chan? Your Girlfriend?' She smiled once more as tobi laughed and Deidara looked as though he was ready to blow the entire store to hell.
'No you silly, lady.' Tobi said as he flung an arm over Deidara's shoulders. 'Deidara isn't a girl, he's a boy. Tobi knows this.'
With this said. Tobi smiled and left the two, to talk to an older man who walked by with dog. The lady who was happy seconds earlier now looked with daggers at deidara.
'Your not a girl?' The humor was all gone from her voice and she made a step towards him. Deidara quickly shaked his head know as he glared at her. 'I don't know what you are.'
She quickly grabbed Deidara and threw him away from where she was. 'You leave and take your mentally sick friend with you.' She motioned to Tobi and then left as she mumbled things under her breath.
Deidara was left standing there in complete shock. That quickly turned into terror and he started crying, loudly. 'DANNA, AM I A GIRL?'
Nothing really resulted from this other then looks from everybody in the store.
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A/n: Deidara is a boy. I like knowing these things.