Ecklie goes mad

Sara and Grissom were on their way to his office when they saw Ecklie coming towards them. Sara leaned over and whispered, "want to have some fun?" Grissom caught on and smiled back at her.

Just as they were passing Ecklie, Grissom reached over and grabbed Sara's ass, causing her to jump slightly and smack him on the shoulder before hurrying towards his office. Ecklie's jaw dropped, had he just seen that?

He shook his head, deciding he was going crazy and headed towards his office. When Sara and Grissom got to his office the two of them broke out in laughter over the reaction Ecklie had had. Oh, they were going to have to get the guys in on this one.

It was a couple of days later when Ecklie was passing some of the nightshift in the hall when he picked up a snippet of conversation.

Nick leaned over to Warrick and asked, "so when are they going to tie the knot?"

"Griss said they were waiting for something and then they would set a date." Warrick answered, knowing Ecklie had his ears on them. They both looked up as Ecklie passed them and said hi. Ecklie was looking a little confused, were they talking about Grissom getting married.

He rounded the corner towards his office and ran into Catherine and Sara mulling over a magazine. He didn't think much of it until he took a double of the magazine they held. Sara was pointing out something and Cath was nodding in agreement. Ecklie stood there for a moment slack jawed, the magazine had a picture of a woman in a wedding dress and the title read Bride.

He gave himself a shake and continued heading towards his office. Meanwhile Catherine, Sara, Warrick, and Nick had all met in the break room to laugh over his responses. "You should have seen the look on his face when he saw the magazine!" Sara laughed at the memory.

A couple of days later Ecklie was re-processing some evidence from an old case of his when he saw the night crew gathering in the break room. Grissom walked in and handed out the assignments for the shift and the group disbanded, all except Grissom and Sara that is.

Grissom looked around like he was making sure no one was there and when he thought the coast was clear he grabbed Sara by the waist and began giving her what looked like a very passion filled kiss. He went as far as to back her up to the counter and pin her there, Ecklie looked on dumbfounded while Sara seemed to be reciprocating in the actions.

They ended their torrid kiss and quickly looked around, not seeing anyone they exited the room acting as if nothing was going on between the two. He decided he was going to have to get some proof before heading to the sheriff and began to keep an eye and an ear open from now on. It was later that very same shift he got his chance to catch them in the act.

He was passing Grissom's office when he heard strange noised emanating from the office. They weren't really strange, but they weren't noised usually emanating from the office in question. He stood there listening to what was going on…

Sara: I can't seem to get the zipper down, I think it's stuck.

Grissom: Here, let me try. Sara, stop wiggling I can't get it down if you keep doing that.

He heard a muffled grunt and the sound of a zipper being pulled.

Grissom: Sara, your driving me nuts, will you please stop doing that.

Sara: Sorry Gil, but it's so bulky. I don't think it will fit like this. Maybe if we try it this way.

Ecklie heard a sigh and then the sound of something crashing to the floor.

Sara: Gil, be careful. Someone will hear and I for don't want to be caught in this position.

Grissom: Oh Sara, stop worrying and come back here. I can't do this on my own you know.

Sara: I know for a fact you can take care of this on your own and have even seen you do it.

Grissom sighed again and Ecklie could hear rustling.

Grissom: I admit I can do it by myself, but I prefer to do it with you, so come here.

Ecklie could hear a bunch of motion and grunting behind the door and decided he had had enough. He quickly opened the door and jumped inside. Standing before him was Grissom and Sara fully dressed, trying to stuff a mannequin inside a duffle bag. He yelled, "What is going on here?"

Grissom smiled over at Ecklie, "Sara and I are working on an experiment for that DB we found in summerlin. First we tried to see if Sara could fit in but she was…" he paused for a moment to find the right word, "she wasn't the same body type so we decided to go with the doll instead. What were you doing?" he asked raising an eyebrow. The two of them could only imagine the thoughts running through his head and found it rather hard not to laugh.

"Nothing, I just heard something break while I was passing and decided I better check, the last thing I need is to write an accident report about someone slipping on the goo you keep that pig in." he said quickly and stormed out of the room.

As soon as the door was closed behind him the two of them broke out in laughter. "As much as I love to torture Ecklie, we need to put him out of our misery and get on with the wedding." Sara managed to say when she finally caught her breath.

"I agree, tomorrow we will just come all out." Grissom smiled and took Sara by the waist, giving her a kiss.

Apparently Ecklie finding out is a two-parter. I will be posting the next part soon. I couldn't seem to help myself with torturing the poor man (poor man, yeah right!).