The Lady Morana - Yes, they were very young and dumb! There's tons more people to come, too, and none of them are female. XD Poor Lily indeed.

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Chapter Four The Priest, the Kid, and the Whore

"The main bedroom is mine. You can all choose your own rooms from there." Harry told everyone once they were on the ship. Everyone headed to the hall with the bedrooms, and there were several gasps.

"There's like fifty rooms here!" Regulus hissed to his brother, who was clueless to their awe. The hall way was long and lined with door after door.

"I bet it's not all bedrooms." Remus said. "It's probably other things as well. The ship doesn't seem big enough to function with fifty people. Maybe twenty, but not fifty."

"Will you share a room with me?" Severus asked, looking down at Neville, who blushed and nodded his brunette head quickly. Severus gave him a soft smile and took him to a near by room. "This one looks fine." He said, shooing a cat off the bed so he could sit. Neville sat down next to him as the others began to filter into their chosen rooms.

"This is pretty cool." Neville admitted. "I never thought I'd end up like this. It's a lot better then I would have hoped."

"You should always hope for the best." Severus replied, turning Neville's head and kissing him softly. Neville blushed hard, looking away from him.

"You're so strange, Severus..." Sure, he was a robot, but he didn't feel like one, or really act like one. Neville smiled up at him. "But I really like you."

"I like you, too." Severus whispered.

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"Hey." Sirius said, coming up behind Harry who was sitting in the captain's chair, taking them off into space.

"Hey." Harry replied. "Here." He reached out and took Sirius's hands to the co-pilot chair before letting him go. Sirius nodded and moved around to sit down in it. He faced Harry and smiled, wishing he could see his Godson. Harry glanced at him and smiled back, even though the man couldn't see it. "What do you think about all this?" He asked.

"I think it's great. I feel like I have a family again. A Godson, a brother." Sirius smiled again. "I haven't been happy in a long time." He admitted.

"Is that how you think of me, a Godson?" Harry asked softly. Sirius frowned at his words.

"No." He admitted. "I'm very attracted to you, actually." James would be horrified, but concidering everything, he figured there was nothing wrong with it. "But you make me feel old."

"People live to be like a hundred and fifty years old anymore. You've got another hundred to go, I think." Harry said.

"Not quite fifty...but close enough." Sirius grumbled. "I feel old when I think about it. One third of the way there."

"Oh please." Harry rolled his eyes. Sirius was naturally very nice looking. Being a sick and a whore had taken some out of him, but his hair was still dark and pretty, and his face smooth. "I'm attracted to you, too." He said after a moment.

Sirius nodded and smiled.

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"Hi." Remus said, watching Reggie walk into the room and look around. "Are you hungry? Harry must have stocked up, because there's tons of food." He said.

"Cool. Yeah, I'll just-" He reached for the refrigerator but Remus reached out and stopped his hand.

"I'll make it." Remus said. Reggie blinked then nodded, taking his hand away.

"I'll have uh...I dunno, a sandwich?" He asked. Remus nodded and began to pull out small dehydrated things from the fridge. Reggie sat down at the island in the center of the room and watched Remus curiously. "You like to cook?"

"Yeah, I guess I do." Remus said, looking up at him and smiled. "Humans have very fun food. On my planet, it is much less interesting." He said.

"I see..." Reggie said, tilting his head to the side.

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"Okay, we're going to stop at this little planet here, guys." Harry's voice said over the intercom, making the people on the ship jump. They'd been traveling for about a week through space without stopping, and Harry was going to see a friend and get some supplies before they made for alien territory.

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Severus sat up from where he was laid out on the bed, making out with Neville, and blinked a few times. "Looks like we're landing, love." He said, turning to look down at the boy. "Better clean you up..."

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"I wounder where we are landing." Reggie said. He was sitting in the kitchen with Remus, this time teaching him how to play cards. Remus was a fast leaner, and beat Reggie soon after learning all the rules. Little alien shit.

"Someone Harry knows land. I overhead Harry talking to your brother about it while I was changing the cat boxes." Remus said. Reggie nodded.

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"We're gunna see Ron?" James' eyes widened and his mouth broke up in a grin at his father's words.

"Yeah." Harry replied. "I figured it'd make you happy. And I need to talk to his father about a few things." Harry said. James nodded.

Lily pouted, however, not looking nearly as interested. "They'll go off and do boy things and ignore me!" She hissed.

"We'll you'll just do things with me, then." Harry said, patting her head gently. She sighed.

Sirius laughed from his co-pilot seat softly as Harry began to take them down towards the small brown planet.

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"Harry Potter!" A big dark haired man ran up to him and hugged him hard. Harry laughed and hugged him back. "What are you doing here, pretty boy?"

"Running from the law, actually. We need to talk." Harry said, leading his friend away as Ron came running out of their big house and towards James. Ron was sixteen, a couple years older then James, but they got along pretty well.

"Come with us, Sirius?" Harry asked over his shoulder. Sirius nodded and took his Godson's hand, walking with him and his friend. Lily was clinging to her fathers other hand. "You guys can take one of the hover cars into town." Harry said to the others.

Reggie looked around at everyone. "We can?"

"Yeah." Ron said, looking at the adults. "I'll drive you guys. It's kind of illegal, but..." He grinned and Reggie laughed.

"Great, I can restock the kitchen." Remus said.

"Me and Sevvy are going to stay on the ship and watch it, okay?" Neville said to the others.

"More like stay on the ship and make out." Reggie said. "You two really need to tone it down..." He'd moved rooms twice and could still hear them going at it!

Neville blushed and turned his head away. Severus just shrugged. They hadn't even had sex, or at least not what he and Harry had done with each other.

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"So where are you guys going?" Ron asked as he drove across a giant crater. The planet's water was mostly underground, and it was very dusty and windy. His home was nearly sixty miles from the small town, so it took about fifteen minutes to get there.

"Dunno. We're just...going." James said. "Dad's in trouble." He'd quickly claimed the passenger seat by screaming 'Shotgun', making Remus and Regulus sit in the back together, but neither seemed to mind. Remus blushed and smiled when Reggie put his hand on the alien's thigh.

"I got that part. To bad he remembered your sister." Ron said, making James snicker.

When they arrived Remus and Regulus walked together to the market, leaving the two teenagers alone.

"Is that a chruch?" James asked, pointing to a near by building.

"Yeah. Father Dean is very nice, and helps keep the town fed through us." Ron said. "Let's go visit him."

They walked into the church together and found a young dark skinned man sweeping between the rows. "Father Dean! My friend came to visit me." Ron said.

Dean looked up at the two teens and smiled at them. He was twenty years old and wore traditional clothes for a priest. "Welcome." He said softly.

"Thanks." James said mildly.

"Will you be staying here long?" Dean asked curiously.

"No, not even a day, I don't think. We're going into the far beyond, you know?"

"Really?" Dean said, leaning closer to the boy. "Like where?"

"Like...where ever we want, I guess. Into alien territory, I guess."

"Oh...That's very interesting." Dean frowned to himself before returning to work while the teenagers talked to each other in quiet voices.

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"How's it going?" Harry asked as he came up to Regulus and Remus in the market.

"All done." Remus said happily. "We'll have plenty of food, now."

"Good." Harry said, nodding. "I bought more fuel as well, so we'll be alright on that. Severus told me he can actually make diamonds, so we might have to take him up on it and sell them for money." Harry said. "Where's the kids?"

"We split up at the car." Remus said, shrugging. Harry nodded and sighed. Where would he find teenage boys?

Harry went looking for them in alley's and such, with no luck. He finally saw them emerge from the church with a young priest. Harry raised his eyebrows as he walked over. "What's up, James?"

"Nothing, checking out the church, dad." James said.

"Dad? You are the father of this boy?" Dean asked.

"Yeah?" Harry said, eying the priest.

"Well then it is you I must ask. Please allow me to travel with you! I have to go to the alien planets. I've heard such horrible stories, and I'd really like to help them." Dean said passionately.

Harry blinked. "The last thing people of alien planets want is a human running around trying to help him." He said. Dean turned his sad eyes away and Harry sighed. "This is bull shit! Fuck!" He kicked the ground. "Fine! Come alone!" He snarled. "Let's go!" He turned and stalked off towards the car he had rode into town. Sirius was sitting in it, waiting for him. "You ride in the back, priest boy." He said, getting in. Dean ran inside and got a few things then hurried to the hover car, jumping inside.

James, Ron, Reggie, and Remus all got back into the other one and followed Harry back to Ron's house.

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"Harry, take Ron with you. He can't stay here and wallow anymore. His boyfriend left him, and he's been all depressed...I just want to see him happy, and he needs a friend." Harry's friend said, looking into his green eyes. "Besides, I went running around when I was his age, and it taught me a lot."

Harry sighed softly. This was getting dumb. He cursed under his breath. "Yeah, whatever." He said finally.

"Great!" Ron and his father both said. James and Ron both went upstairs to pack and Harry rubbed his temples.

"Let's get out of here before I pick up anymore people!" He cried. "Everyone on the ship!"

Grumbling, the others went to the ship, not going nearly fast enough for Harry's liking. Brats. All of them, brats! Except Severus and Sirius. They had both proven to be quiet useful to him. He turned to Sirius and reached out, taking his hand then leaned in and kissed him.

"They don't like me very much. Even your brother has been taking about me." He said against Sirius's lips.

"Let them talk. I'm sure they'll get over it." Sirius replied, kissing him again.

"Okay, let's go." Harry pulled him towards the ship as the teenage boys ran out of the house again, carrying suit cases. Harry stopped them and let Lily get into the ship first, and then they did as well, mumbling to themselves about girls.

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"Severus-Uh! Severus!" Neville withered under the man, whimpering and gasping. Severus was on top of him, grinding his manhood into Neville's own. "Sevvy! Sevvy-Ah!" Neville clutched the man's back as he moaned.

Severus moved against Neville, picking up the pace when he felt the boy getting close. Neville dug his nails into his back and cried out, coming all over the both of them. Severus followed a half a second later, doing just the same. Neville laid there and panted as Severus rolled off him, kissing his forehead softly after he had done so.

"That was great." Neville whispered, smiling up at him. Severus nodded and smiled back.

"Just in time, too. The others are getting back on...with some new people." Severus's eyes narrowed, looking at the wall. He was actually looking through it, at the people coming inside. Neville cleaned himself up then snuggled under the covers, laying his head against the android's chest.

"Oh yeah? Guess we picked up some more people." He said softly. Severus wrapped an arm around him and leaned down to kiss him softly on the lips.

"You are very cute when you come." He said softly, making Neville blush.

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"So who are the new people?" Severus asked as he came into the pilot's room. Harry looked up at him and snorted.

"You're naked, Severus." He said. The android looked down and shrugged.

"You've see me naked before." He said. Sirius let out a gasp and Harry's eyes widened.

"What?" Sirius hissed, turning to glare in Harry's direction the best he could. Harry eyed the blind man sheepishly.

"We-we had sex, but-"

"What?!" Neville stood in the door way, thankfully dressed. Harry wanted to bang his head against the controls in front of him. "Why would you do something like that?" Neville demanded.

"I had sex with him before I met you, Neville." Severus said.

"Yes, it was before you guys!" Harry said quickly. "I promise, Sirius..."

Neville frowned at Severus and tossed him his pants. Severus sighed and pulled them on.

"It's okay. Severus and I aren't interested in each other anymore." Harry continued. "I'm only interested in you, Siri-"

"Warning, warning." A robotic voice came over the intercom. "A small ship has attached itself to door C."

Harry cursed. "What? I didn't even see anything on the screen!" He jumped up and hurried down the hall. Severus followed and Neville helped lead Sirius after them.

The others had already gathered around door C when Harry got there. Harry ordered them all back as he pulled out a small gun from his pocket. He pressed the code to open the door and aimed it right into a perfectly made up face.

"Harry Potter!" Seamus cried. "I'm SO happy to see you!"