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Vixen;)

CHAPTER 2 CRAZY PEDOPHILE

"Who the hell are you?" I asked 'stay cool, stay cool'

"DON'T PLAY DUMB NARUTO I KNOW ITS YOU?!" Kakashi yelled some of his spit getting in my face.

"Um I don't know anyone named Naruto... ah...sorry?"

"Stop lying!!"

"Or could you be a crazy pedophile out to get me?" I said in a low tone when I was really laughing in my mind. "HELP HELP CRAZY PEDOPHILE MAN! SAVE ME SAVE ME ANYONE!" I was 2 seconds away from mock fainting when I saw Kakashi panicking looking around no one came. Damn I would of had fun watching that.

"Who are you and why are you trying to violate my body?!" I asked mimicking the way Sakura would do it.

"Naru-"I cut him off.

"Leave me alone you BEAST! AWAY! AWAY!"

"Naruto shut up!!"

'ooooooooooo, he's mad'

"My name is not Naruto!-"

"Yes that's because your name is Kyoko Uzamaki, age 16,ninja, level elite, I was your old sensei know your part of my team, you hide who you really are for servival because the villagers would will you if they knew you where a girl, you have the Kyuubi sealed in you, you had no clue you where a girl till age 6, you have an amazing singing voice, your favorite food is ramen, you plan on trying out to sing for the band crystalline blue which earlier just asked 'naruto' if he knew anyone to help, and your currently in love with- " I covered his mouth before he could finish the sentence looking around to make sure no one heard before sighing and letting go.

"Kakashi how the hell! Do you know all this. How do you know I'm a girl or me loving ... you know who... and everything else!"

"So you finally came to your senses" he said chuckling

"TELL ME!" I screamed getting impatiant

"I'm your protector"I stood there baffled.

"wha?"

"I watched over you when you where a kid, like kinda adopting you but once I had to go on missions I trusted Iruka with you... "

I was know in tears "YOU ADOPTED ME!THANK-YOU!" I wailed hugging him tightly.

"Is there anything else you haven't told me, dada"

"Don't. call. me. that."

"So tell me is there anything?"

"Other then the fact that the dolphin I always talk about is Iruka there's nothing else"

AWKWARD SILENCE...

"WHAT?! YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE TO-AND THAT YOU WHERE LATE BECAUSE-OH MY GOD THAT'S-THAT'S OH MY GOD!!"

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P.S What the hell do people mean there's a slash I never got that like they'll say narutoXkakashi Slash let me know If you know.