"Welcome back to American Idol. This week we're in Los Angeles, searching for the next America Idol. Will the land of sun and hot bodies give us what we're looking for. Let's start out today's auditions with Gohan."

Gohan: (blushing 'cause we all know how shy he is) Uh..hi. My name's Gohan and I'm trying out for American Idol with my daughter. I don't know why they are having me go first...she's the one that can really sing.

Simon: Good morning Gohan. I hope that you can sing because I am in quite a bad mood.

Paula: Don't mind him Gohan; he's always like that this early in the morning. So what are you going to sing for us today?

Gohan: I'm going to sing Kiss From A Rose by Seal.

Randy: Excellent choice, dog.

There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and,
The light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
...kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
Ooh...
Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey.

Randy: Wow dog, I did not expect that from you! I mean, no offense but you don't exactly look like an American Idol, what with the vest and glasses and stuff.

Paula: Could you take your glasses off, please?

Randy: Ah yeah, there's an American Idol! Dude, I definitely think you have what it takes so I say yes. Paula?

Paula: Yes

Randy: Simon?

Simon: It's definitely good enough for the audition stage, so yes. But I think you are going to have to take it up a notch the next level. There was this guy in New York who blew us away. But I have faith in you.

Gohan rushes outside to tell Videl & Pan.

Videl: They let you in? Well, stranger things have happened...

Gohan: Randy & Paula loved me but Simon said I need a little work. This is cool!

Pan: We get to go to Hollywood anyway! Yay! My audition's not for another 3 hours; let's go eat!

"Welcome back America. Three hours after Gohan we have sent 18 people to Hollywood. That's right, 18! It seems that Los Angeles is overflowing with talent. Will Katherine carry on the torch? Let's watch."

Katherine: Yo, I'm Katherine from Las Vegas. Holla! I am the next American Idol; I mean look at this gorgeous body and not to mention I can sing. I've been singing in Las Vegas for 4 years now. This is my big break; they is gonna love me!"

Paula: Katherine, you look...nice. So what are you going to sing for is today?

Katherine: I's gonna sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow 'cause I sing that all the time in my show back in Vegas.

Simon: You're a Vegas showgirl? This should be interesting.

Somewhere over the rainbow- way
up high
in the land
that I heard of once
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow- skies
are blue
and the dreams
that you dare to dream
really do come true

Someday I'll wish upon a star
and wake up
where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
away above the chimney tops
that's where you'll find me

Everybody is staring in shock. This girl has just screeched out the song; imagine fingernails on chalkboard, if you need a visual.

Simon: What the hell was that?

Katherine: That's what you call talent. I've been singing that song for 4 years that way and I always get rave reviews. They say things like, "Great show!" and "I've never heard the song sung that way before. It's definitely different!"

Simon: Well I can see why; you absolutely butchered that song. Murdered it! I used to love that song but now every time I hear it I am gonna have this vision of you. A tall gangly, Ru Paul type deal screeching at the top of its voice. I thank you Katherine for ruining my life.

Katherine: What did you say about me? Randy tell 'em that I was good?

Randy: I'm sorry but no. No way. Just...no.

Katherine: (Insert your own cursing tirade hear. I want to keep this PG)

Katherine storms past Pan, who is last to audition.

Ryan: "Well, apparently that didn't go over too well. Looks like you have a tough job Pan. Simon's probably pissed. You up to it?"

Pan: "It's about time. Having to wait 3 hours after my dad when we got here at the same time. Let's do it!

Paula: So you're Gohan's daughter? See Simon, this is going to be good.

Simon: For her sake it better be. Off you go.

When I think back
On these times
And the dreams
We left behind
I'll be glad 'cause
I was blessed to get
To have you in my life
When I look back
On these days
I'll look and see your face
You were right there for me

In my dreams
I'll always see you soar
Above the sky
In my heart
There always be a place
For you for all my life
I'll keep a part
Of you with me
And everywhere I am
There you'll be
And everywhere I am
There you'll be

Well you showed me
How it feels
To feel the sky
Within my reach
And I always
Will remember all
The strength you
Gave to me
Your love made me
Make it through
Oh, I owe so much to you

You were right there for me

In my dreams
I'll always see you soar
Above the sky
In my heart
There always be a place
For you for all my life
I'll keep a part
Of you with me
And everywhere I am
There you'll be

'Cause I always saw in you
My light, my strength
And I want to thank you
Now for all the ways
You were right there for me
You were right there for me
For always

In my dreams
I'll always see you soar
Above the sky
In my heart
There always be a place
For you for all my life
I'll keep a part
Of you with me
And everywhere I am
There you'll be
And everywhere I am
There you'll be
There you'll be

Simon: Damn!

Randy and Simon look at each other with confused expressions on their faces.

Simon: Pan you have finally done it. I believe that have the best voice I have ever heard. Ever.

Paula: (relieved) You have the voice of an angel. If you don't win this competition, or at least come in second I will be extremely disappointed.

Randy: That was hot girl! You beat out Whitney, Christina,and all them. You surpassed them a long time ago. How old are you?

Pan: 15?

Randy: Wow, all that packed into a high school sophomore.

Simon: Welcome to Hollywood Pan. And tell your father that he's definitley going to have to kick it up notch.

Pan: Thank you guys! This is so cool! Wait 'til I tell Trunks; this'll show him that I more talented than him, arrogant bastard.

Paula: Wait, you know Trunks? The guy with the purple hair?

Pan has already left though and didn't hear the question.

Pan: (jumping higher than a normal 15 year old should) I'm going to Hollywood!!

Ryan: Well there you have it folks. Yet another father and child going to Hollywood. There's one more week of auditions. Join us next week in good ol Dallas where we'll see if that talent is as big as Texas. Until then Seacrest out!"