"Well we are in our final day of auditions here in Austin, Texas. Throughout the past 5 seasons it has been proven that the South and West have given us the best talent. Let's see if we can't find our future American Idol today. First up, Josh."

Josh: (do you remember that guy from 2 yrs ago who crunked? This is him; the names have been changed to protect the innocent !) I's here cuz I the next Amurcan Idol. I gonna show Simon how to get crunk.

Simon: Oh boy. Well let's get this over with.

Josh: Yo...(incomprehensible words)...I start now.

Every eye, don't you be watching me
I don't want no problems cause I put you down
In the ground where you can not be found
I'm just dirt dog trying to make sum bunny
So give me my streaks and give me my honey
Radio, yes all day, everyday
Recognize I'm a fool and ya luuuuuuuuuuv me!
None of you nmph better look at me funny
Nmph you know my name now give me my money! (again, can't understand a word of it)

Everbody in the room is dumbfounded.

Simon: What the Hell? Just get out; I don't know even where to begin.

Josh: Hey man, you don't understand...blah blah blah...y'all can go to Hell!

Randy: Security!

After being dragged out of the room Josh goes throws a fit but is promptly subdued by a tall guy with spiky hair.

Ryan: Next up, Goten?

Goku: (still wrestling Josh)Good luck son!

Randy: Yo dude, what is with the hair! I love it.

Goten: Uh..it was like this when I was born.

Randy: So why do you think that you are the next American Idol?

Goten: Well, I've just always been told that I have a good voice, though not as good as my brother's. You've already sent him to Hollywood! Gohan, you remember him?

Paula: Yeah, he was rather shy, but you're different. You're more outgoing, energetic, just the type of thing that we need in an American Idol.

Goten: Really! Can I start now?

Randy: Sure dog.

So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over
There's so much more that I wanted and
(So sorry it's over)
There's so much more that I needed and
(So sorry it's over)
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone

Let's take some time to talk this over
You're out of line and rarely sober
We can't depend on your excuses
'Cause in the end it's f useless
You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend
drown

Simon: Stop. Odd choice of song. Who was it?

Goten: Blink-182

Simon: Again, odd choice of song. I'm going to tell you the same thing I told you brother. Very good for this stage of the competition but you will need to step it up a bit. Otherwise, great!

Paula: I agree with Simon, so yes.

Randy: I thought it was perfect dog! That was definitely hot; I can see that is you style so I say stick with it. You never know.

Paula: Welcome to Hollywood!

Goten: (jumping around furiously) Awesome!! I get to go to Hollywood with my brother and best friend.

Simon: And your niece, who is going to win this competition.

Goten: Oh yeah, Pan; she's great, ain't she? Wait 'til I tell Dad. Hey Dad, come in here?

Goku comes flying in, as is customary. Needless to say, the judges are quite shocked at this.

Randy: Dude, did you just FLY in here?

Goku: Yeah, I forgot I'm not supposed to fly in public. Goten you got in!! Awesome!! Can I go now?

Paula: You're trying out also?

Goku: Yeah; I'm not supposed to go on for another 30 mintues but since I'm already in here...I'm starving! You hungry Goten? Any food in this joint?

Paula: There's a whole buffet of donuts and coffee over there. Help yourself...

Goku and Goten start gorging out on donuts and the whole table is consumed in a matter of minutes.

Goku: Well, that'll have to do for about five minutes. You guys ready?

Simon: You just ate 150 donuts and now you want to sing?

Goku: No, I want dance around and do the Hokey Pokey! Duh, I'm ready to sing!

Randy: Off you go.

(this is for Radiza-Saiyajin-Goddes, who suggested that Goku sing a Rascal Flatts song)

Way on down to southern Alabama
With the guitars jammin' that's where we're headed
Straight up to Butte, Montana singin' Lord I was born a ramblin' man
California to Oregon
Even New York City got one or two hillbillies ready to hit the road
It's a brother and a sister kinda thang
Raise up your hands if you all wanna hang with
Me and my gang
We live to ride, we ride to live
Me and my gang
Jump on that train
Grab hold of them reins
We gonna rock this thang, cock this thang
Me and my gang

Randy: Wow, is is the coffee or are you always this hyper? I mean you were bouncing off the walls dude!

Goku: Oh it's natural!

Randy: Excellent, 'cause that is exactly the type of attitude we need for this show. Now for the singing I didn't think it was that hot man. Very pitchy in some parts. But I'm gonna say yes 'cause if you are anything like your sons, and especially your granddaighter, you can fix that very quickly and you could prove to be a formidable force.

Paula: I thought it was perfect. Don't you dare change anything.

Simon: Well, it happened. For once I agree with Paula and not Randy. I believe that you did very well, Goku. In fact I am so impressed with this audition that I have you finishing Top 3. I just hope it;s not the coffee.

Goku: No sir it is not (literally bouncing off the walls now) Thank you guys a lot. You've just sent our whole family to Hollywood! One of us is bound to win; unless we get beat by Vegeta and Trunks.

Paula: How do you guys know Vegeta and Trunks?

Goten and Goku have already flew out of the building and are heading to the nearest McDonald's.

Ryan: They were certainly some energetic folk weren't they? They keep saying that they know those guys from New York. I wonder how...Anyway, well that's it for the audition round. Next week we start the process of narrowing our talent pool down to the final 12. Then it will be up to you America to vote for the next American Idol. Until then, Seacrest out!

So thank you guys bunches!! Just a preview of what's to come:

Vegeta, Trunks, Gohan, Pan, Goten, and Goku are going to be my Final 6

I expect you guys to review and really vote for who you want to win. Otherwise I'll pick and believe me, it will be quite obvious throughout my writing.

I plan to write a new chapter each week; let's see if it holds out that long.

Hope you enjoyed! Keep the reviews coming!

(and to Radiza-Saiyajin-Goddes if you sent me a message specifying which Rascal Flatts song you wanted I'm sorry. I'm not even having my reviews sent to me for some reason even though the alert is on. I have to actually look up my story to read my reviews) :(