I'm baaack! Yea..I know it's been a while, what with all of my AP Tests, final projects, etc. But they are finally over so I should be able to update regularly now. Also, I don't really know what I want to do with these parts of the story where somebody gets voted off. Suggestions will be greatly appreciated!

"Hello and welcome back. Last night our six finalists were told to perform songs from British artists as part of British Invasion week. But sadly, only five can make it through to the next round. After a record of four votes (that's right people! I expected better from you!) somebody is going home tonight. But for right now let's welcome our judges, Randy, Paula, and Simon."

Randy: Yo, yo, yo! What up dogs!

Paula: I'm just really glad to be here.

Simon: I can't move my arms! Damn you Trunks!

Trunks: What was that?

Simon: I love you Trunks!

Trunks: That's what I thought.

Ryan: In case you missed it last night these two kind of got into a brawl but it was more of a one-sided fight. Calm down you guys; Trunks, save your energy for the performance later. We'll be back after the break.

Do you think I should make up a commercial or just go on with it?

Ryan: And we're back. Right now your six finalists, Goku, Goten, Gohan, Pan, Vegeta, and Trunks are going to perform the classic hit "A Hard Day's Night" from The Beatles. Take it away guys.

It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're going to give me
everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok

When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight

Owww!

So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok

You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright

Ryan: Very good guys! Now comes that point in the show when we go over the results one by one agonizingly slow. Shall we? Goku, let's start with you. You sang "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones. Randy said he didn't feel it and that maybe you shouldn't pick songs when your eating. Apparently he thinks it clouds your judgment.

Goku: But then I'm hungry and I really can't think!

Randy: Calm down man! I just meant AFTER you had ate your 100 cheeseburgers and 20 milkshakes. Then your mind might be a little bit clearer.

Goku: OH!

Ryan: Alright guys, this is only a thirty minute show. Paula thought it was great. Simon agreed with Randy and said that it wasn't good but still not as bad as Goten's. Goku...after the vote...you are safe. You may sit back down.

Vegeta: Damn Kakkarot! You mean he's still in this!

Ryan: Alright Vegeta, let's move on to you. You sang "Layla" by Derek & the Dominoes and played the guitar with it. Randy said that you dominated the stage like a pro and that you are the reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix. Pretty big shoes to fill! Paula said that it was excellent and that she loves you. Simon had only one word...astonishing.

Vegeta: Get on with it, blondie!

Ryan: Very well. Vegeta you received the most votes last night so obviously you are safe.

Vegeta: Duh! If Kakkarot gets to stay then I better!

Ryan: Now let's move to your son. Trunks, you sang "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John. Randy thought that Elton John was in the room and said that it was an excellent way to start the show. Paula repeated Randy just like she always does (random thought..she has been doing that this season if you've been watching) Simon, oh Simon. Well, let's just say that he didn't like it too good and before the night was over you were literally killing him. Trunks...America agreed with...Simon? Wow...if you will step down. GET AWAY FROM ME! I VOTED FOR YOU! PLEASE DON"T HURT ME!

Vegeta: Can I hurt him?

Goku: (interfering with Gohan's help) Come on you guys! You have no control over what America says. Vegeta, sit back down...what do you have against him anyway?

Vegeta: Look at him! He's a poor excuse for a man!

Gohan: He does have a point...

Ryan: On to Gohan then because I know that he won't try to kill me. Gohan you sang "Maggie May" by Rod Stewart. Randy said that it was an excellent song choice and that you pulled it off, following Vegeta that it. Paula yet again agreed with Randy. Simon thought that last night was your best vocal to date. After the vote you are safe Gohan. You can rejoin your father on the couch. Well that leaves your brother and your daughter. Who you think is in the bottom two?

Gohan: Goten, definitely. No offense man but you sucked last night. And we all know that either Pan or Vegeta is probably going to win this thing.

Simon: Couldn't have said it better myself.

Ryan: Well Goten, you heard your brother. According to America you royally screwed yourself last night. But will he beat out his best friend? I hope for everybody in this building's sake that he didn't. The final results after the break.

Again, should I put in a commercial?

Ryan: Well here we are at the moment of truth. Who's it gonna be between these two best friends, Trunks or Goten.

Randy: Goten. Sorry man.

Paula: Oh, I can't choose. I love you both.

Simon: Oh just come out and say it Paula! Goten you're going home tonight. Sorry but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Goku: Cookie! Where?!

Ryan: Watch it Simon! You forgot about hyper-over consumption man here. Somebody get him a cookie before he starts foaming at the mouth. OK, here we go. Trunks...you are safe. Goten, turns out the judges were right. You are going home tonight.

Goten: Finally! I get to go home to Mom and her food.

Goku: Man! I never thought about it like that; are you sure that doesn't say Goku?

Randy: Dog, you seriously need some counseling or something when it comes to food!

Ryan: Anyway, taking the stage one last time is Goten with "Brown-Eyed Girl." See you next week when we have Top 40 week.

Hey where did we go
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow
Playin' a new game
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl
You my brown eyed girl

Whatever happened
To Tuesday and so slow
Going down the old mind
With a transistor radio
Standing in the sunlight laughing
Hiding behind a rainbow's wall
Slipping and sliding
All along the water fall, with you
My brown eyed girl
You my brown eyed girl

Do you remember when we used to sing
Shalalalalalaladeeda
Shalalalalalaladeeda
Laadeeda

Shalalalalalaladeeda

So I had to find my way
Now that I'm on my own
Saw you the other day
And my how you have grown
Cast my memory back there lord hey
Now I'm overcome thinking about
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium with you
My brown eyed girl
You my brown eyed girl

Shalalalalalaladeeda
Ladeeda
Shalalalalalaladeeda
My brown eyed girl
Shalalalalalaladeeda
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Shalalalalalaladeeda
Shalalalalalaladeeda
Laadeeda
Shalalalalalaladeeda
Your my brown eyed girl