"Welcome back America to yet another episode of American Idol. Tonight we will reveal the results from last night's show and send one person home. But enough of that for now. The theme for this week is Top 40. So it's only appropriate that our five finalists perform the number one song in the country. But granted, it might be a little weird seeing as how there are four guys and only one girl and the number one song just happens to be Big Girls Don't Cry from Fergie. They guys have agreed to do it so here they are, Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, and Pan singing Big Girls Don't Cry."

Vegeta: I won't do it! I've done some things since I've been living here that I would NEVER have done were I still with Frieza! But I refuse to do this! This song is sung by a girl!

Trunks: Come on Dad! You aren't gonna chicken out are you?

Vegeta: What did you say boy?! Are you assuming that I, Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans, am going to "chicken" out? What are you waiting for? Start the music people so I can get this over with!

Trunks: That damn pride always gets him.

Vegeta: You've got five seconds to start this or I'm blowing this place!

la,da,da,da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your hometown
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
Be with myself in center, clarity
Peace, Serenity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their
blanket
But I've gotta move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry,
Don't cry,
Don't cry

The path that I'm walking, I must go alone
I must take the baby steps till I'm full grown,full
grown
Fairy tales don't always have a happy ending do they
And I for see the dark ahead if I stay

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their
blanket

But I've gotta move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry

Like a little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and Uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be my
valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
'cause I wanna hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret
worlds
But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself in center, clarity
Peace, Serenity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their
blanket
But I've gotta get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry,
Don't cry,
Don't cry

Ryan: Well that went better than I expected. Way to go Pan! I could here you above all the others.

Pan: Thanks Ryan! At least somebody cares...(glaring at Trunks)

Ryan: Your welcome Pan. And now, ladies and gentlemen let's give a warm welcome to our three esteemed judges Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell!

Randy:Yo, yo! What up dogs?!

Paula: The light! It's so bright...please turn it off.

Simon: That's one nasty hangover you have there Paula. God, I hope you don't puke on me again.

Ryan: Now Simon, we don't know that Paula was drunk last night.

Simon: Are you kidding me! She thought only Trunks sounded good last night when clearly Pan and Vegeta once again stole the show.

Ryan: OK Simon. Just trying to make her feel better. Now on with the whole purpose of this show. The results! We'll start with Trunks. You sang Face Down by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Randy thought that it was hot and that you may have given your dad a run for his money. As Simon stated earlier, you were the only one that Paula liked last night. And Simon himself thought that the performance was excellent. Trunks, America voted and you are safe. By the way, how's your arm?

Trunks: Well it's broken if you ain't figured it out yet. Pan kind of caught me off guard last night.

Ryan: For those of you who missed last night's show Trunks ended up fighting Pan over a petty little argument about taking criticism. Anyway, speaking of Pan let's move on to Pan. You sang Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Randy said that it was hot and that you blew the roof off the place. Paula said that you made her head hurt, but then again she was drunk. Simon thought that you were bloody brilliant and predicted that you will win the competition. Pan, America voted and you are in the bottom two? That can't be right. Oh it is...well Pan, will you please go to the middle of the stage.

Pan: This is all your fault Trunks!

Trunks: What did I do? We fought after you sang and I thought that you were the best of the night! Don't cry Pan. I hate it when she cries...

Goku: Ah, don't worry about her. She'll be fine.

Ryan: Alrighty then, on with you Goku. You sang, Wait For You by Elliot Yamin. Randy said that it was your best performance of the season. Paula didn't like it for some reason and Simon again thought it was bloody brilliant! Goku, America voted and you are safe. You can remain seated.

Goku: Well, that's a relief! Bye guys, I'm going to McDonald's. Wanna join me Trunks?

Gohan: Hey dad, I think you should stay just in case Pan gets voted off. Who knows what she'll do.

Vegeta: Don't sweat it kid. You're the one that's going home. You sucked last night.

Goku: Yeah, I kind of agree with Vegeta, Gohan. So how about it Trunks?

Trunks: Nah, I think I'll stay and see what happens.

Goku: Your loss. Bye!

Ryan: He really left! He just flew right by me! How do you guys know how to fly? And better yet, what's a Saiyan? You know what, don't answer that. I don't think I want to know. So it's down to Gohan and Vegeta. Gohan, you sang Makes Me Wonder by Maroon 5. Just to cut time, they all thought you sucked and screwed your chances of winning. Vegeta, you performed Hinder's Better Than Me. Yet again you received the most votes. So Gohan, go join your daughter on stage.

Gohan: Don't worry honey. You've got nothing to worry about. I'm going home.

Pan: (bawling) You're just saying that!

Ryan: So, thoughts, comments, concerns, judges?

Randy: I have no idea why Pan is down there. I mean it should be Goku or Trunks. But anyway, Gohan you're going home tonight.

Paula: Nobody's going home. I love you all! God, my head...

Simon: I agree with Randy. America better get its act together next week. It should be Pan and Vegeta in the finale.

Ryan: Well there you have it. And now ladies and gentlemen, the results. Gohan, Pan, after the vote, Pan...you are going home? What the hell??!

Audience: AHHH! OOOH! NOOOO!

Pan: NO! I can't lose! This is what I've always wanted.

Ryan: Umm guys, she's doing that thing with the blonde hair again. Guys! GUYS!!!

Gohan: Calm down Pan! It's not like you won't get a record deal. You are an excellent singer!

Simon: Indeed Pan. I'll offer you a record contract right here.

Pan: BUT I WANTED TO WIN AMERICAN IDOL!

Ryan: It seems that we won't have Pan singing tonight. So with that done I hope you learned your lesson America. Seacrest out!

Randy: Damn...she blew the roof off...