"Good evening America and welcome to the results show for movie week. We are down to our final four and after tonight there will be only three. And here they are, our final four, two sets of father and son. Goku and Gohan, Vegeta and Trunks. Who's it gonna be? Who's grand tenure on the most watched show in America is over? Who has seen the last of their fifteen…?"

Simon: Ryan, shut up. America hates you enough when we have to go to commercial. Don't give them a reason to kick your …

Randy: Keep it PG Simon.

Vegeta: Damn it! I was getting ready to go do it too.

Ryan: Well, then, I'll just get on with it. Let's greet our other judge, Paula.

Paula: Hi everybody! Isn't it such a wonderful night! Ahhh…

Ryan: Alrighty then, let's move in with the show. As I said earlier, last night was movie night and as per usual our remaining contestants are going to sing a song from a movie so as to waste some time. Tonight, the guys will be singing Greased Lightning from Grease, seeing as how they are all guys. And away we go!

Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightning (Grease lightning)

We'll get some overhead lifters and four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't the shit we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coastin' through the heat lap trial
(grease lighting go grease lightning)
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

We'll get sone purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins

oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
(Grease lightning go grease lightning
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning,
LIGHTNING

Ryan: Very good guys! Trunks, you make an excellent Kenickie. If this whole American Idol pop star deal thing doesn't work out might I suggest musicals and if you're lucky maybe even Broadway.

Trunks: Are you saying that I'm not going to win? Seacrest?

Ryan: And let's get to those results and there won't be any commercials for fear that Vegeta will kick my ass. I personally value my life, so on with the show! First up, let's deal with Gohan. Gohan, you sang Kiss From A Rose by Seal, which you auditioned with. Randy said that the song was perfect for your voice and that it was even better than when you auditioned. Paula loved you…

Paula: (whispering) I still love you Gohan!

Gohan: Thank you Paula. Sit back down, sit, SIT!

Ryan: Anyways, Simon thought it was the perfect song for you and that you did excellent. America voted, and, Gohan, you are in the bottom two. Will you please go the middle of the stage. On to Trunks. You exhibited your father in your rendition of Aerosmith's I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing. Randy thought it was hot and didn't know that you could scream like Steven Tyler. Paula thought you were awesome. Simon was glad that you guys had that "chat" about taking risks on the show and that you were almost better than your father.

Vegeta: Yeah right!

Trunks: Dad!

Ryan: Father-son rivalry, how cute. I mean, uh, yeah, Trunks your safe. Quit looking at me like that. Please?

Goku: Hey Vegeta! Do you know what this means? One of us has to go home tonight! I bet it's you; I always beat you! HAHA!

Vegeta: I WILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS KAKKAROT! YOU WILL LOATHE THE DAY YOU WERE EVER BORN!

Trunks: Oh my God! Gohan! They're fighting! They've gone Super! What do we do?!

Gohan: I don't know! I think we should let them be. They'll get tired eventually…

Ryan: (a few hours later) Are you guys quite finished yet? You've already blew the roof off. Now we have to find a new building for next week's show! I think we should make them pay or something.

Trunks: Hey dad! Why don't you stop for now, get the results, then continue on a nice secluded mountaintop, or in the desert, or not here?

Vegeta: Not until Kakkarot apologizes! He is NOT better than me! NO!

Ryan: I think I can fix this. GOKU! You're going home! You received the least amount of votes last night!

Goku: Oh, really? You mean I actually lost to Vegeta?

Vegeta: YES! I AM SUPERIOR ONCE AGAIN!

Goku: Oh well then! At least I get to go home and eat good food now. Bye!

Ryan: Wait, you have to sing!

Goku: Oh yeah!

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

Hakuna Matata?

Yeah. It's our motto!

What's a motto?

Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

Those two words will solve all your problems

That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog...

When I was a young wart hog

Very nice

Thanks

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal

I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name What's in a name?
And I got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--

It means no worries for the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata