HIYA PEOPLES!! Just to let you know that there is a very important piece of evidence in this story that gives a lot about Kirei-chan's past. So keep your eyes wide open and don't tell me what you think is the answer ok? Keep it in your head so that when I do tell about Kirei-chan's past you can be like, "OH YEAH!! I GOT IT RIGHT!! IN YOUR FACE (this can be directed at anybody)!!" And sorry for the wait.

"Shirou-chan! I'm BORED!" I cried. He looked back up at me, his eyes half lidded with his poker face on.

"Then do something to occupy yourself." He answered going back to his unbelievable high pile of paperwork. I sat and thought for a bit. Well… it was about three o'clock and I still did not eat yet. I stared back up at him.

"I know! Let's go to eat some lunch. I bet you didn't eat yet because you were with me this whole time and I'm guessing that you don't eat anything but tea so you must be hungry right? I heard that the tenth division cafeteria sells good food like tonkatsu or donburi… or maybe or udon!" I cried happily as I drooled a bit.

"No."

"Nani?" I asked snapping out of my trance.

"No." He said again. I glared at him.

"The reason why you're so short is because the only thing that you even eat is tea and that is supposed to stunt your growth and stuff. C'mon! Let's eat." I said dragging him out of the office by the collar of his haori.

"Let go of me!" He snarled as I dragged him out. I felt stares bore into us. I then tried to look as mature and sophisticated as possible.

"Sorry taichou but I can't do that. It is my job as your subordinate to help you in anyway possible. One of the rules taught in the academy is to always be on your top shape so that when disaster strikes, you can always be ready for anything. Right now all that you are doing is that you are starving yourself only drinking tea yet one of the ways to being able to fight properly is to eat enough food that we can to be satisfied. Also when you do this, you aren't being someone that all of the academy students can look up to and you will be setting a bad example for them." I said as maturely as I could.

I stared back to see Shirou-chan's face contorted with confusion. I looked back ahead trying to keep the smile off of my face. I heard him trying to speak as I walked ahead my arm still gripping the collar of his haori. I searched around. Where was that damned cafeteria? Suddenly the smell of soba drifted through the air. It was mixed with the smell of udon and other things like that.

"FOOD!" I cried happily as I ran in the direction of it. I stopped right in front of the huge door where above it said in kanji Eating Room. I squealed in delight. It smelled so good.

"Shirou-chan. It smells good ne? …Shirou-chan?" I stared around. Where did that shorty go? I did a fast 360 searching. Soon a familiar white colored hair appeared. I stared. Where was he going? He's going in the totally opposite direction instead of where we were supposed to be going which was is the cafeteria! In fact he seems to be going straight toward the … office. I growled while running up to and then I yanked on his haori and dragged him back.

"We're eating!" I yelled pulling him back. Somehow the tables turned and I got myself being dragged by the collar of my uniform back to the office.

"No we are not." He answered back with annoyance evident in his voice. I flipped around yanking his CAPTAIN'S haori off of him and started off running.

"YES WE ARE!"

Matsumoto's POV

I sighed. I wonder if Taichou noticed that I was gone yet. Well it has been about three hours since I left. He said that he had to do something for Yamamoto-soutaichou yet shouldn't he be back by now? Dang. It's so boring knowing that he isn't looking for me. I walked toward the office hauling a huge bag of cosmetics behind me.

"That's one determined subordinate. I mean seriously, she went as far as to stealing Hitsugaya-taichou's haori just so he would eat." Nani? What was that? Who stole his haori? I ran up to the person who said that.

"Ah Matsumoto-fukutaichou!" The person cried in surprise.

"What did you say about Taichou?" I asked.

"Uh… his new subordinate stole his haori because he wouldn't eat Matsumoto-fukutaichou." He said as loud as possible. I held my ears.

"Domo Izumi-kun and try not to yell so much. We're right by you." I cried running off to the direction of the cafeteria. I screeched to a stop right in the front of the cafeteria. Where is he? And how dare he not tell me about his new subordinate!

"NO!" I heard a voice scream. What the… what was that? I did a fast 360. Where the hell had they gone. Soon enough I saw a flash of green zip right through the air over the roofs followed by white. Ok I know white was Taichou but who is green?

Something landed on the roof. I squinted at it. A girl. A short green haired girl was crouched on the roof. Her face contorted with pain. She growled as she got up again and ran even faster. In her hand trailing behind her was Taichou's beloved haori.

I looked back at taichou. His face was livid as veins appeared on him. I giggled. From his face I can conclude that he didn't let her eat so she dragged him out of the office, he started to drag her back, so then she ran away with his haori so he would eat. The subordinate seemed to get on his bad side fast. I think I like her already!

Taichou steadily caught up with the girl. She was actually doing pretty good because she seemed to last pretty long yet unfortunately, taichou gets way faster when he's furious at somebody. So anyway he managed to yank the piece of cloth (I don't have any other name for it) that held her tiny zanpakutou strapped to her back. Suddenly her body disappeared and all that was left was that piece of cloth he grabbed. Then he looked down. A shadow covered half of his face. Something like blackish smog of anger surrounded him. Visible floating veins appeared around him. Nervously and as slow as possible I backed away slowly.

"Matsumoto." I flinched. Damn. I thought I was quiet enough. He turned to me. The air grew noticeably colder. His face was as sure as hell scary. I mean she made him more mad then I even made him!

"Matsumoto!" He barked. I flinched.

"H-h-hai taichou!" I yelped.

"Did you see where she went?" He growled.

"N-n-no taichou." I whispered.

"Kuso. I swear I'm gonna kill her once I find her." He growled. I could tell from his face that he was incredibly pissed at the moment and that he'd seem to be that way for a while. Kinda weird in a way that you could never see taichou's feelings unless he is mad which is always very apparent. He suddenly shunpoed away.

"Ma-matte!" I cried going after him. He stopped at the office. I felt eyes from all around staring at taichou … or rather Hitsugaya-kun. I can't call him taichou because now he actually isn't. Anyway on his desk was a note attached to a bowl of donburi. It was a bowl that I think that taichou would be able to finish. It wasn't too big yet it wasn't too small. The serving was just perfect. He took the note of the bowl and read it. Timidly I peeked over his shoulder and read it too.

Dear Shirou-chan,

You deserved this. See I told you that you should eat but no you didn't want to eat. You brought this upon your own self. After all, wasn't you the one who said that everybody should be ready for the consequences that they face? Now back on track, I will only give back your haori unless you eat this whole bowl of donburi and another thing. You can't throw it away or else something will happen to your haori. Eat it ok? Remember I'm watching! (laughs evilly)

Ja!

Kirei Himitsu

I tried hard to smother a giggle but man, this was golden. I bet nothing like this in the history of Seireitei has ever happened before. I saw my little taichou silently seething in anger. He went and sat in his seat eyeing the bowl of donburi. I sat at my paperwork-hiding couch and watched him. I seriously have no idea how long it'll take because Hitsugaya-kun can be very … stubborn at times.

One hour later…

Huh? I snapped my eyes opened and looked up. Where was I? I looked dizzily around to see that I was still in the office. Taichou was in there still sitting at his desk. His brows where furrowed as he stared intently at something. I looked closer to see a bowl of donburi on his desk. My eyes widened. What time is it? I searched for a clock. 4:30. I giggled.

"Oi taichou er … I mean Hitsugaya-kun. You still didn't eat that yet?" I asked giggling a bit. Since taichou doesn't have his haori anymore, he technically is not a captain anymore so I can't call him taichou. I love this! He'd never ever let me call him Hitsugaya-kun when he was a captain! Tai-Hitsugaya-kun always seems to amaze me to no lengths at all. He growled at me glaring daggers at me.

"Urusai. Would you want to eat something that somebody made who stole something from you?" He asked.

"Uh … well no?" I answered sheepishly.

"Exactly. I don't trust her." I stared at the food. The food still interestingly still seemed hot after one hour. Well donburi is really hot when you get it so I guess it could last a while without getting cold. I stared at it. The donburi actually looks really good. My mouth watered a bit. That looks really good. Slowly I reached toward the chopsticks lying on the side of the bowl. He slapped my hand away.

"Matsumoto. What are you doing?" He asked. I snapped out of my trance.

"But Hitsugaya-kuuun! It looks sssooo goood!!" I whined. I snatched the bowl off of his desk and the chopsticks with it. He glared at me his face saying one, do not call me Hitsugaya-kun but mostly two, give it back or I'll make you die a painful and horrible death.

"I'm gonna eat it. It looks so good and you aren't going to eat it anyway." I yelled. He growled snatching the bowl back.

"Matsumoto." He growled silently. My eyes opened wide. Oh crap. What the hell am I doing? He is already pissed off as it is and if I ate it … I would probably die early. Not a pleasing prospect to look forward to. I sighed. I glared at taichou. Come to think of it. The new subordinate girl is right. I never seen taichou eat anything! All I've seen him actually put into his body was … tea. Yet I don't think anybody would of came up with such a smart scheme. Suddenly a Hell Butterfly fluttered lightly into the room.

"There is a captains meeting in fifteen. Yamamoto-soutaichou called to discuss a very important matter of topic. There will be severe consequences for missing it." The butterfly fluttered around for a few seconds before fluttering out of the door.

"You should really eat that." I suggested quietly. He growled quietly to himself and then finally ate the donburi sitting patiently on the table. He actually ate it pretty quickly. Then after he was done he slammed the bowl on the table. Then the door flew open as a green blur flew across the room and tackled taichou off his chair to the ground.

"Oh my god! I can't believe you actually ate that! I knew you'd give in one way or another!" She cried totally glomping him. She had a green hair that came all the way down to her chin and had glasses. She was surprisingly shorter by at tiny bit than Taichou. Her shinigami uniform was altered in a way that it had no sleeves but long tight gloves that somebody would use in a lab. Certainly a sight. I shifted my attention back to taichou as I heard him growl.

"GET OF F OF ME!" He snarled pushing her off. She flipped over and landed gracefully on her feet on the other side of the desk.

"Where. Is. My. Haori?!" He growled.

"Don't worry Shirou-chan! It's fine. I mean seriously. You don't think that I'd actually do something to harm your haori. I would never do that. I mean seriously! That suicide. I mean sure. Of course I did some minor bad things in my life but I'd never do anything that bad." She said back innocently. Hitsugaya-taichou scoffed.

"Quit it with that innocent talk. Where is my haori." He asked viciously. The girl sighed quietly.

"I'm only going to give you your haori if you promise to eat real food with me at lunch time every single day." She answered back with complete seriousness. Taichou smirked.

"What makes you think that you can say that now?" Taichou asked back. She glared back.

"Who says that I have your haori with me right now? Who knows where your haori can be at this very moment." By now, the room was freezing. So icy cold that I could see my breath. Plus it was around five more minutes to Taichou's meeting.

"Ano … taichou … you should really …" I tried.

"Uruse Matsumoto!" He snarled. I flinched.

"F-f-five more minutes." I squeaked quietly. His eyes widened. The girl smirked.

"So what's it going to be, Shirou-chan? Give up and eat lunch with me every day and go to the meeting prepared or … to cling onto your damned pride and get killed by Yama-jii?" She taunted. By now taichou was more then pissed and it felt like it was below zero.

"Fine just give me my damn haori." He growled obviously pissed at himself for losing. The girl then stuck out her hand in front of him.

"Shake on it." Taichou was really controlling himself to not totally kill her or freeze her into a freaking ice cube. Slowly he took out his hand and then shook it. She smiled and then glomped him again.

"YAY!! NOW WE CAN EAT DONBURI, RAMEN, AND KATSU-DON EVERY SINGLE DAY!!" She squealed in happiness. Again Taichou looked pissed under her glomp and like before pushed her off.

"Haori. Now." She looked a little disappointed and unwillingly gave him the haori conveniently folded nicely and that also fitted conveniently in her pocket of her hakama. He glanced back at me for a second before shunpoing off.

"Matsumoto. Watch her … and make sure she does not touch anything." Then he shunpoed off leaving me with a girl I barely even knew. Not that I cared or anything. She seems like a person that I'd be a very good friend with. And thankfully he left taking the icy coldness with him.

Kirei's POV

How dare Shirou-chan say something like that. I'd never touch anything in this office. All there is desk, a huge truckload of probably boring books on shelves, and a very comfortable couch. What in this room would even actually peak my interest?

"Hiya! My name's Matsumoto Rangiku. What's yours?" Her voice sounded quite loud but friendly in my ear breaking me out of my train of thought.

"Kirei Himitsu! Nice to meet ya!" I greeted friendly back holding my hand for her hand to shake. She grinned back and shook it roughly up and down. She smiled looking back at the open door and then all of a sudden she bursted in laughing.

"Are you ok?" I asked a bit freaked out.

"No, no! It's just that this was the first time I actually see Taichou act like that! It's kind of funny because he didn't act all mature like how he usually does." She continued laughing.

" You mean that he always acted mature and stuff?" I asked curiously.

"Ever since the day I met him. And that was even before he was my taichou. He never even once acted his age."

"Wow … he hasn't changed since then huh?" I mumbled silently to myself.

"Nani?" Matsumoto asked.

"Oh … it's nothing."

Soo … did you guys find the hint?? No it was not the few last dialogues. If not look more k? Thanks for reading and … REVIEW PLEASE!! I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET!!