And now for the villian... Ansem (Xehanort)! Being of darkness, and him being evil, he shouldn't be too hard...
-Ansem/Xehanort-
"It is I, Ansem, seeker of darkness!"
1. Call him Xeha-snort.
2. Do that for the rest of the week.
3. Say that the top of his hair looks like feathers.
4. Ask him why he had to use Riku, a kid, to attack Sora.
5. Immitate his high-pitched wimper of "Light?!" when he was defeated in the first game.
-Suggested by BlackChaos105-
6. Show him a door and tell him it's Kingdom Hearts, then open it.
7. Shine a flashlight in his face, 'cause he can't stand the light.
8. Hit him with housekeys like their keyblades.
-Suggested by Kaiora-
9. Ask him how a kid with a key beat him up.
10. Show him AnsemNamine stories.
...I said that he shouldn't be too hard to pick on, but, I guess I was wrong! I only managed to put down a few! But, thanks to those who came up with some new suggestions!
Next up is Roxas!