I Have a Crush on My Professor!!
By: wicariangoddessofthemoon
Four figures were standing in a fast food restaurant, it was already 8pm, but they were laughing and talking as if it was 3pm. The two girls persuaded that since they got out late from the class because of them therefore the two guys had to pay for food and that idea alone led them to where they were now: fast food and chatting. But once one of them got a glance at her watch she said:
Serena: "Lita, I believe we should head back to our apartment now. Don't get me wrong guys, the food is always welcomed but I need my beauty sleep; thanks to Professor Tomoe I haven't had a decent night of sleep!"
The other 3 laughed, while Serena just stared with anger thinking of possible ways to torture and possibly kill a certain gay professor. Hmmm maybe showing him a picture of Prof. Shields in boxers will do the trick…yes he will get turn on with that and since he can't have him MUHAHAHAHA!!
Serena: "Say…Prof. Shields?"
Prof. Shields: "Yes, Ms. Tsukino?"
Serena: "By any chance, so you happen to have a picture of yourself in boxers that you could give to me?"
Andrew just stared, Lita stared and sweat dropped, while Prof. Shields stared, sweat dropped and blushed, leave it to Serena to ask something like that.
Lita: "Um…hehe…you must excuse Serena, sometimes she doesn't know what she is saying. Right, Serena? You ARE joking right?" (she looked at Serena pleadingly)
Serena: "Actually, no. I really need it."
Silence
Andrew: "Ummm…"
More Silence
Prof. Shields: "…What…for?"
Serena: "So I can use it to torture Prof. Tomoe. Who knows maybe he'll give an A if I give him the picture."
The three sighed in relief; they thought she would like to stare at the picture because she liked him. Then they thought back to the reason she wanted the picture and laughed, all except for Prof. Shields who was only half-relieved. The thought of having Prof. Tomoe with his picture and getting turned on by it…he shivered.
Prof. Shields: "As much as I would like to help you, Miss Tsukino, I would have to say no, I don't have that kind of picture…and no I won't take a picture in boxers."
Serena: "Aww but Professor…."
Lita: "Serena, didn't you say we have to go?" (she hissed)
Serena: "Oh yeah! Prof. Shields could you finally give us that lift to our apartment now, I reaaally need some sleep. Maybe in my dreams I will be able to strangle Prof. Tomoe and in its weird way it's comforting."
The group laughed, after having a good laugh they got up and headed for Prof. Shields car. Once they got to the apartment they said their goodbye, but as Serena turned to leave Prof. Shields grabbed her arm gently.
Prof. Shields: "Hey Miss. Tsukino? I was thinking, maybe you have heard this before but: you are a great person who seems fairly honest, really spontaneous, and funny in your own kind of weird way, never lose those qualities. They just make you…you! And I've heard great things from your professors too."
Serena: "Wow! I have only taken two classes and already the professors are checking out my background! Am I that bad?!"
Prof. Shields: (chuckles) "No it's not like that. But I've heard some professors talking about you and they say you are a great student but just really lazy. Also,
they say you are one of the sweetest most compassionate persons they have ever met."
Serena: "Really?!"
Prof. Shields: "Really."
Serena then giggled and blushed, and as she did this Prof. Shields smiled warmly at her. He, at that moment, saw her as the most beautiful girl he had ever laid eyes on, she was beautiful inside as well as outside; he felt something, he just couldn't quite put his finger on what it was.
Andrew: "So Lita, what do you want to be when you finish your studies?"
Lita: (giggles and blushes) "I want to be biotechnical and maybe open a restaurant, I'm a good cook, just ask Serena."
Andrew: "Well then, you better cook me something sometime so I can be the judge of that. But please don't poison it, save it for Prof. Tomoe. You don't know how well appreciated it would be to get rid of him."
Lita: "Oh really, maybe I will, but what's it to you?"
Andrew: "Maybe walking fearless around college it's a start, not being harassed, not be part of his fantasies…let's just say a lot of good things would come out of it."
Lita: (gasps) "Oh my God! He harasses you too!"
Andrew: (sighs) "Unfortunately yes. Good thing: he likes Prof. Shields more. Bad thing: he says I have the innocent look that just turns on."
Lita started laughing her butt off when an interesting image of Prof. Tomoe spanking and chasing Andrew came flying to her mind. But somehow she couldn't help but hope it was her doing the spanking, then an awesome idea got to her head and a huge evil grin came upon her face, and Andrew couldn't help but take a few steps backwards, he didn't like what she might be thinking.
Lita: "Soooo all I would have to do would be to kidnap you, strip you until you are in boxers, put a huge bow on you and trade you for an A…that's just genius!! MUHAHAHA!!" (with that she stepped forward still with her evil grin, and Serena picked her idea up and reaaally seemed to like it)
Andrew: "Ooooh no! Darien, time to leave NOW!!"
Andrew ran to Darien took him by the arm and ran like hell to the pickup; he was livid and looked reeaaally scared.
Darien: "Why do we have to go?" (he asked dumbfounded, not really wanting to go)
Andrew: "Cause in case you don't want to wake up in Prof. Tomoe's bed naked, chained to his bed and him with a whip, YOU BETTER RUN!!"
Darien looked at the two girls and didn't like the look in their eyes and just turned the car on and waved. Somehow the two knew that these girls would be the death of them, if only they knew that these two girls will bring the spice to their lives.
I know this chapter is kinda random but I hope is good! At least now I know I passed the class, wohooo!! Anyway: please R&R! Wait for next chapter which I hope will be soon!
