Sorry I haven't put one of these up for a while! But, like I said, now we get to annoy the number 2 in Organization 13... Xigbar!
-Xigbar-
"Have you been a good boy?"
1. When he's asleep, slip his eye patch off him, and use it as a sling shot.
2. Call him Figbar.
3. Call him that for the rest of the day.
4. Ask if his last name is Newton.
5. To combine that he looks like a pirate and his name rhymes with figbar, call him Captain Figgy.
6.Whenever you want to get his attention, tug on his ponytail.
-Suggested by InterestinglyPsychotic-
7. Call him a pirate.
8. Do this for the rest of the day.
9. When he gets his guns out, handcuff him and say, "You're under arrest for illegal weapon!"
10. Tell him that his pirate ship got eaten by the Kraken.
11. When he falls off the ledge in the game, ask if he broke his feet.
12. Ask if he's related to Jack Sparrow.
-Suggested by Wrath Niko Hime-
13. Whenever you see him ask "Have you been a good boy?"
14. Ask him how he lost his eye.
-Suggested by unfortunatedualist-
15. Draw on his eye patch with namine's crayons.
16. Call him 'girl with a gun' for a week.
-Suggested by childatheart07bob-
17. Pull his ponytail while he's hanging upside down.
18. Stick all his stuff to the celling.
19. Steal his guns.
20. Freeze him to the celling/wall! (or better yet, get Vexen to do it!)
-Suggested by Draconic-Master-
21. Ask if Xaldin was the one who got his eye.
22. Make fun of his surfer accent- say 'dude' and 'sweet' tons of times.
23. Ask if he wants to go surfing.
-Suggested by SuperFriendlySoraFan203-
24. When he's around yell "Yoo hoo hoo!"
-Suggested by Mikoto-cat-
25. Ask him if he annoyed Xaldin.
26. Ask him why didn't he go to port royal.
-Suggested by Amaya Zorifuki-
27. Call him old.
-Suggested by Roxine4Ever1794-
28. Ask him how he lost his eye.
-Suggested by pokekid716-
29. Call him a skunk.
31. Mock him about how much better Axel is than him.
32. Dye his hair blonde.
33. Call him a hillbilly.
34. Call him old.
-Suggested by mandrakefunnyjuice-
35. Steal his eyepatch.
36. Wear it and act like a pirate all day long.
37. Sing a pirate song around him all day long.
38. Ask him if his hair was meant to deliberately look like a dead Zebra.
39. Show him a Xigbar/Kairi fic.
40. Sing "Xiggy and (insert name here), sitting in a tree..." All day.
-Suggested by BlackChaos105-
41. Ask him continuously where he got that cool scar, even if he refuses to tell you.
42. Call him Patchy the Pirate!
43. Trap him in Disney Castle! (Snipers hate narrow spaces)
-Suggested by taru taru animegal-
44. Make a stupid comment about his eye patch every 2 minutes.
45. Do this for the entire day.
46. Ask him if he stole Xemnas's dye to put the streiks in his hair.
47. Say 'as if' at random times.
48. Get 100 Xigbar plushies and put them all over his room.
-Suggested by Sofricus Aurora Zakuro-
49. Sing "Defying Gravity" every time he appears on the ceiling/wall.
-Suggested by That-One-Idiot-
50. Tell him he now qualifies for the 60-years-or-older Early Bird Special at Denny's.
51. Tell him Darcia from Wolf's Rain wants his eye patch back.
52. Ask if he shot his eye out like that little kid in "A Christmas Story".
-Suggested by Mekishika-
53. Call him Xiggy.
54. Do not tell him why.
-Suggested by Kaiora-
55. Talk to him and put "dude" in between every three words.
-Suggested by Xaldin fan-
56. Tell him One Piece is on every time you see him.
57. Tell him he has Halo-2-rip-off-guns.
58. Call him 61-years-old-every time you see him.
59. Tell him you found a way to get him his heart back and immediantly tell him you were just kidding.
60. Laugh in his face and don't stop to tell him why.
Whew! That was a lot! I know I didn't put all of the suggestions down, but, I've been kind of in a hurry while working on this, and had to only pick some. Plus, there were so many people who gave similiar ones, so I had to narrow it down. But, hey, these are pretty good! This seems to be getting popular! But that makes it a little bit harder to keep track of all the suggestions, so I'll try to keep track. Thanks to everyone!
O.K., I know that Xemnas was requested by several people, as well as Cloud, but by request of taru taru animegal, next is... Demyx! But after that I plan to do Xemnas, then Cloud.