So... We now have lists on how to annoy Sora, Riku, Kairi, Ansem, Roxas, Axel, Namine, Xigbar, Demyx, and Xemnas. That's all of them, right? Well then, by request of several people, we now have... Cloud!
-Cloud-
"So I guess it's time we settled this."
1. When he least expects it, jerk off his one black sleeve, to expose the pink ribbon on his arm.
2. Call him Roxas, then say, "Oops, wrong spikey haired blonde!"
3. Switch Cloud and Sephiroth's swords.
4. Sneak up behind him, and grab both sides of his mouth, pulling it into a smile.
5. Tell him, "You look like you'd have trouble carrying that big sword... Sephiroth could handle it much better."
-Suggested by Moonshine's Guide-
6. Jump on his back and scream "FORWARD CHOCOBO!"
7. Keep telling him different places and say Sephiroth is waiting for him there. (I would only do this once or twice…)
8. Steal his buster blade. Somehow.
10. Tell him Hades is coming to collect on his debt.
11. Tell Hades where he is.
12. Shut Cloud up with Demyx… Demyx's cheeriness will do the rest.
13. Throw a bucket of water on his head to see if his spikes stay up.
14. Steal anything of his and hide it in Yuffie's stuff. Blame it on Yuffie and watch the fireworks.
-Suggested by unfortunatedualist-
15. Sing the cloud song, voice and all!
-Suggested by mandrakefunnyjuice-
16. Two words: Look skyward.
17. Ask him whether his parents either really hated him or were just dumb blondes. Seriously, who would name their kid Cloud, for Pete's sake?! What kind of name is CLOUD?!?!
18. Three words: Tifa or Aerith.
19. Refuse to call him Cloud, but instead refer to him as a "cumulonimbus" or "cirrus".
20. When searching for him, ask for a "white wanna-be gansta with blonde spikes."
21. Spray everything he touches with Lysol. Blame the Geostigma.
22. Ask him who TP'd his sword.
23. Better yet, ask him if he got it from a mummy. Call it the Mummy-sword.
24. Then, attempt to give the sword back to said mummy.
25. Point at random things and scream "SEPHIROTH!"
26. Dress up as Sephiroth for Halloween. 'Nuff said.
27. Ask him if he's Sora's long lost cousin or something.
28. Everytime you leave somewhere, say "Let's mosey."
29. Show him a picture of Cless and accuse him of being an outfit rip-off.
30. Attempt to bounce on "the cloud" to see if it is fluffy.
31. Tell him his sword is sissy compared to Leon's and Sephiroth's.
32. Pull off a Gollum cliche and steal all his materia, claming that they're "your precious..."
35. Put Sephiroth posters all over his room.
-Suggested by BlueFoxofWater1569-
36. Tell him he could never really beat Sephiroth, which is why Square Enix teleported them away during their battle.
37. Ask him if he's seen a person with spiky hair, and imitate Sora's spikes.
-Suggested by Mikoto-cat-
38. Call him fluffy.
-Suggested by SuperFriendlySoraFan203-
39. Call him Spikey instead of Cloud.
40. Do that for the next 2 weeks.
41. Ask him how he can sleep in an Inn for 15 seconds.
42. Stuff his closet full of Sephiroth plushies.
-Suggested by That-One-Idiot-
44. Tell him Sephiroth is much cooler than him and that he has a bigger sword.
-Suggested by Larxenethefirefly-
45. Everytime he's near yell 'Keep your Geostigma infested body away from me!
46. Ask him if a chocobo fell asleep on his head and never got off.
47. Better yet, tell him the only reason Tifa is with him is because she needs someone to mooch off of.
-Suggested by Amaya Zorifuki-
48. Constantly say his sword is 'ridiculously large'.
49. Pour glue in his hair, and assure him it will make it stay up better.
50.Throw things at his head to see what can bounce off of his hair.
51. Stuff him inside a cannon, and tell him he's going to see other 'Clouds'.
-Suggested by Mega Mario-
52. Steal his materia.
53. Make it look like Yuffie did it.
54. Ask him why he wrapped toilet paper around his sword.
-Suggested by HeartFlare05-
55. Or call him Claus, and at some times, Santa Claus.
56. Do this until Christmas.
57. At random times, shout, "AHH! ITS SEPHIROTH! O sorry. That was a tree."
58. Steal his hair dye, use it on Sora, and throw it away.
-Suggested by BlackChaos105-
59. Send him Tifa in a box! (Basically, hide Tifa in a really big box, and give it to him)
60. Call him Cloudo! (Japanese version)
61. Ask him why he REALLY wants to beat Sephiroth.
62. Continue to do so.
63. Call him Blondie.
-Suggested by Kaiora-
64. Innocently ask him how much cement it takes to hold that hair up.
65. Tie a ribbon in his HAIR.
Thanks, everyone, for your suggestions! Not bad! Personally, I like number 57. But they're all pretty good!
O.K... Since this one is for Cloud, the next one will be... Sephiroth!