Since the last chapter was on Cloud, this one is for... Sephiroth!
-Sephiroth-
"You'll never let go of the darkness..."
1. Go to Sephiroth and tell him where Cloud is, than go to Cloud and tell him where Sephiroth is. Watch as they switch places.
2. Do this several times.
3. Tell him that he needs cloth wrapped around sword like Cloud's, because Cloud's sword is a lot cooler.
4. When he's staring at the castle at Hollow Bastion/Radiant Gardens, pretend to mistake him for a girl. Then, when he turns around, simply exclaim, "Whoops! Sorry!" and back away.
5. When he's not paying attension, paint his wing white.
-Suggested by Amaya Zorifuki-
6. Call his hair shiny and rub it against you face.
7. Tar and feather him, you know pour tar over his whole body and then dump feathers so they'll stick to him.
8. When he asks why, tell him you're helping him be a whole bird instead of a half one.
9. Constantly misspell his name.
10. Pull his hair.
11. Hide things in the hair.
-Suggested by dancing-lover-
12. Everytime you see him, sing Dude Looks Like a Lady".
-Suggested by Roxine4Ever1794-
13. Ask him why his sword is so long.
14. Ask him why he looks kinda emo.
15. Ask him why he talks with such a funny voice.
-Suggested by SuperFriendlySoraFan203-
16. Replace his sword with a unicycle.
17. Then call him the 'one wheeled angel'.
18. Ask him if he's related to Riku.
-Suggested by InterestinglyPsychotic-
19. Ask him why his sword is 120 feet long.
20. Call him a magical pixie horse!
21. Tell him that InuYasha wants his hair dye back.
22. When he flies, say "What? God only made you half of an angel?"
23. When he does something, shout, "STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
-Suggested by Armageddon Child-
24. Photoshop a picture of him so he's bald and post the picture all over Midgar...then run away really fast.
-Suggested by BlueFoxofWater1569-
25. Tell him he's a Psycho movie rip-off.
26. As him, if he's the "One-Winged Angel" why does he have three wings?
27. Pull his hair and yell, "SHINY STUFF!"
28. Ask him if he knows Setzer from FF6, and why he ripped off the silver-hair thing.
29. Scream out: "It's Jenova! Wait, that was a squid. Sorry, my bad."
30. Steal his sword (somehow) and give it to Aerith. The rest will play out.
-Suggested by unfortunatedualist-
31. Ask him how does he draw his sword?
-Suggested by Mikoto-cat-
32. Asked him this question: WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE WING?!
33. Yell "YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFEAT SOMETHING AS FLUFFY AS A CLOUD!!"
-Suggested by Moonshine's Guide-
34. Braid his hair.
35. Find an empty black box, put caution tape around it and tell seph it's JENOVA… then run away really fast.
36. Style his hair like cloud's while he's sleeping…
37. Tell him all the wrong places for where to find JENOVA…
38. Steal Masamune.
39. Break Masamune(RUN AWAY FAST RIGHT AFTER THIS)
40. Ask him how the same move defeated him twice…
-Suggested by mandrakefunnyjuice-
41. Cut his hair in his sleep.
42. Tell him he looks like a girl.
43. Take his sword. Use it as a kitchen knife.
-Suggested by Shainkumo Banira-
44. Ask him "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OTHER WING?"
45. Compare him to Yggdrasill of "Tales of Symphonia".
46. Mimic him repeatedly.
47. Fangirl Tackle him for no apperant reason whatsoever.
-Suggested by PSManiac-
48. Call him "Angel-man"
49. When he hears you call him this asks you if you know who he is say, "Xehanort? Xemnas? Riku?"
50. While he's asleep put a Halo on his head and a small harp on in his arms.
51. Call him a "momma's boy"
52. Dress as Cloud for halloween.
53. Dress as Jenova for Halloween.
-Suggested by Mega Mario-
54. Ask him why his sword is ten feet long.
55. Ask him every day for the rest of the year.
56. Tell him that he can't beat Sora, Cloud, and Leon all at once.
57. If he says he can, show him this:
-Suggested by Snake15000-
58. Tell Seph that he is not as evil as he thinks he is.
59. Tell him that he can't compare up to Cloud.
-Suggested by BlackChaos105-
60. Ask him if he's an angel that fell in a hedge clipper! (Hence the one wing.)
Sorry it's been so long since the last time I put up a chapter on this! I've been really busy, and I was having trouble thinking of some good ways to annoy Sephiroth! So, thanks, everyone, for your suggestions!
So, for the next chapter, is a character I've been wanting to do for a long time now... Vexen!