CHAPTER TWO: REVENGE

"What do you mean you cant get me down!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"Clam down sweetheart your just stuck but I will get you down eventually." Edward said calmly.

"Okay Bella on the count of three I'm going to pull really hard and you might fall." I could tell Edward was worried by the look in his eyes.

"1. . . 2. . . 3. . ." After he said 3 I fell from the ceiling onto the hard wood floor.

"Bella are you alright?" Edward asked.

"I'm okay can you untie me now please?" as Edward did that I was thinking of ways to get back at Alice.

"Bella do you no that you have sharpie all over your face" Edward said trying hard to keep a straight face but failed.

"Yes I no but what did they do to it?" I asked not knowing if I wanted to know. Before I could even blink I was in the bathroom and I stood horrified in front of the mirror. On my face was a curly mustache, goatee, side burns and a uni brow all of course which has been written on me in sharpie.

"Bella are you okay?" Edward sounded truly anxious now.

"My. Face." was all that I could squeak out.

"Sweetheart we will get them back." then a low hiss came out of his mouth and Edward picked me up and started running to the garage.

"Shit! run Rose run!" Emmett yelled then he saw me and busted out laughing took his cell phone out and took a picture.

"What the hell happened to you?" Emmett asked when he could breath again.

"Alice" is all I could say and Emmett laughed even harder while I was staring at him with the meanest expression on my face and if it was possible he laughed even harder. I was surprised when Edward didn't threaten Emmett so when I looked at him his face was in pain then I looked where he was looking and the only things that were left on his Volvo was the steering wheel and 2 tires.

"WHERE THE HELL IS MY VOLVO!' Edward screamed so loud I had to cover my ears but it did no good. Then I saw Alice laughing so hard she than she suddenly stopped.

"My. Porsche. What. Happened. To. My. Porsche." it looked as if Alice was about to have an emotional break down. I giggled.

"Well uhhhh… about… that…" Was all Emmett said before he went running to find Rosalie. Edward and Alice froze it was creeping me out that they cared so much about there cars like that. I wrapped my arms around Edward to calm him down. He didn't move.

"My. Car. Is. Gone. They hid every piece of it." He looked so sad but it was hilarious that he would cry if he could so I started to laugh.

"Edward you will get your car put back together later come on lets go get Rosalie back." I tried to comfort him it didn't work very well. I took his hand and started pulling him to the house. Alice was still frozen and didn't move at all.

I got Edward to his bedroom and he was still in shock.

"Edward. I have a plan to get them back." I said even though I was pretty sure he wasn't listening.

"What is it" He asked and that shocked me I still thought he would be in shock.

"Burn all of Rosalie's make up and clothes, break all of Emmett's weights and break there bed." I said they were going to hate me for this Rosalie will hate me even more.

"That is an excellent plan!" Edward looked so happy to torture his brother and sister it was kind of wrong him to be happy about it but if the situation was reversed I would be happy to. Thank god I don't a younger brother or sister.

Edward and I snuck into their room Edward would break the bed and the weights while I got all of the clothes and makeup. When we trashed the room Edward threw all the make up and clothes out the window, doused it with gas then caught it on fire.

When we finished we hugged each other and went back to his bedroom. I walked in first and Edward screamed no but it was to late when I walked in a bucket of black paint fell on my head but most of all the metal bucket fell on my head and then everything went black.

EDWARDS POV

When I screamed it was to late for my vampire speed and a bucket of black paint fell on my Bella's head. Then the bucket fell on her head with a loud BANG. She then fell into unconsciousness. I caught her before she fell and got black paint all over me. Carlisle and Esme were going to pay. I placed Bella gently on my bed then ran out of my room to find Carlisle.

"CCCAAAAAAAARRLLLLLLLIIIIISSSSSSSLLLLLEEEEEE!"I screamed at the top of my lungs.

His voice came from behind me "Yes son."

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!?" even though he was still there I screamed.

"Whatever are you talking about?" Still playing dumb bad idea.

"The damn bucket fell on her head now she is unconscious"

"Oh" was all he managed to get out from down stairs I heard Emmett laugh shake the house.