CHAPTER THREE: KIDNAPPED
B POV
I was just starting to wake up and my head was burning so bad. I was covered in paint and it was dry so I couldn't move. I opened my eyes and saw Edward there with a worried look on his face.
"Hello love, how are you feeling?' he asked then kissed me for a long time, my heart was pounding and he pulled away all to soon.
"My head hurts but I've had worse, how long have I been out of it?" I asked.
"Only an hour but now we have to get you cleaned up. Alice!" he called for her and she was there in a matter of seconds.
"Right on it Edward." Alice sang as she was pulling me of the bed cause I couldn't move. She was running to the bathroom. Of course I had no idea what she was doing. Well yes I did she was going to give me a makeover cause my outfit was covered in paint.
"Alice what are you going to do to me?" I asked a little worried because whenever Alice got to dress me up she over did it.
"Well Bella I'm going to clean you up then we are going to continue our games." She said with an evil smile on her face. So I took a shower but the sharpie faded a little bit. Wrapped myself in a towel as Alice ran into the bathroom with an outfit for me to put on. When I finished putting that on she did my hair and make up, but for once she didn't go overboard. That wasn't a good sign she must have some pranks to do. When she finished with me it all took less than half an hour and she ran me back to Edwards room. Then she left.
I walked over to Edwards lap on the bed and he was thinking really hard on something.
"Watcha thinking about?" I asked.
"Just ways to get back at my family. I have a few ideas but nothing real big." He said disappointed.
"How about we do something to Rosalie's and Emmett's car?" I asked scared to what they will do to me if Edward lets us ruin them.
"My love you did it again!" and then he kissed me. When he finished kissing me he picked me up and ran to the garage were we saw Alice doing some major damage to Rosalie's car. I laughed "Can we help?" I asked.
"Hmmmm. I'm almost done with Rosalie's car but you can help me with Emmett's!" She said excitedly.
"What do you want us to do?" Edward asked with a bright look in his eyes.
"Hmmmm… how about u give Bella all of the colors of spray paint and you take the baseball bat and dent the car up." Alice said with a devious look in her eyes. With that said Edward handed me a box full of spray paint that had about 25 colors in it. I picked hot pink and started spraying it everywhere on his jeep while Edward was smashing it with the bat. When we finished the cars looked nothing like the used to be Rose's car was taken apart and put back together very wrong, and Emmett's jeep was hot pink and had dents all over it. I must say I did a good job with out getting hurt.
"I CANT WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE THIS!" Alice shouted and they must have heard it and came running out in the garage with a shocked look on there face.
"WHAT THE HELL MY CAR HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MY CAR!" Rosalie shouted at the top of her lungs so loud I had to cover my ears.
" EmmettyouholdEdwardbackI'llgetBella" Rose said so fast I missed some parts but Edward hissed loud and grabbed me but then it was to late I was in Rosalie's arms heading toward the forest until we stopped about 15 minutes later.
"Sorry Bella its not like I don't like you its that you ruined our cars and now you are going to pay for what you did but don't worry you wont get hurt." She said with an evil smile on her face.
"Sorry it took so long I had to lock Edward somewhere so he couldn't break out until someone unlocked the door. But I have all the supplies." Emmett said as he was holding a chair, duct tape, rope, and a cell phone. Not again I thought to myself. I'm being kidnapped for the second time today will it never end? I thought to myself.
"Sorry Bella you have to pay the price now since you killed my car." Emmett said while he held the duct tape up in the air. Then before I knew it I was duct taped and roped on the chair instead of the ceiling this time.
'Bella we can do this the hard way or the easy way the hard way is more fun for us but not for you just think about that.: Emmett said. Wow he really could have been a child kidnapper in his human years he was so threatening.
"Okay Bella here is what we are going to do, I'm going to call Edward and hold the phone up to your ear and you are going to repeat after me." Rosalie said.
"I'll do it the easy way since I don't have a choice." I said frowning Emmett looked really disappointed, I wonder what the hard way would have been. . . No I don't.
"Okay I'm calling Edward now." Rosalie dialed his number and held the cell phone to my ear.
"Bella." Edward breathed. Rosalie nodded at me said which I hope meant it was going to be fine then whispered what to say.
"Edward, Im being held hostage and they want to meet you at the mall in Seattle at the front entrance, they want you to bring a tutu you will fit in, a gangster outfit, the grills Emmett and Jasper hand made for you, and a box of condoms." As I finished saying what I had to Rose snapped the phone shut before I could say anything else.
But what really made me wonder was what Edward had to do with all of that stuff. What worried me even more why would he have all of that stuff to begin with. . .
"Come on Bella we are going to the mall!" Rosalie said with excitement.
" Uhhh. . . What exactly are you going to have Edward do?" I asked but I still came up with nothing.
"You will have to wait until we get there but if everything goes well you will be with your precious Edward soon enough." Emmett said before he lifted the chair then we were running.
When we stopped running and we were back at the house and that's when I realized something.
"All the cars are broken how do we plan on getting ther- " When I was interrupted by the squeal of tires on a car.
"Get in fast the police are on me!" Rose hissed then Emmett took me off the chair but there was still duct tape holding my arms and feet together and threw me in the back seat.
When we got to the mall I saw Edward there waiting for me my heart started to beat faster.
"Calm down Bella we are still holding you hostage you can see him when he is done with our little plan." When Emmett finished he was holding back his laughter. Emmett un taped my feet but left the tape on my hands and helped me out of the car Rosalie stole and she managed to out run the police. When Edward saw me he was running at human speed to me and was about to hug me
"Not so fast little brother you can have her back once you meet me needs." Emmett said with a huge smile on his face.
"You have got to be kidding me" Edward said in disbelief.
"Do you want your fiancé back or not I see you have all of the supplies you need its your choice on what you want to do first."
"Ill be the fairy princess first." Edward said with a frown on his face.
"Edward will have to dress up in the tutu and say he is the fairy princess and then he will give them a condom he has to use the who le box of condoms before he can stop. The second thing is he has to dress up in the grills and gangster clothes and act like one and yell at people." Rosalie explained to me.
When I finished absorbing that I started laughing hard. Emmett joined in with me then Edward started to walk away into the bathroom to change. When he came out Rosalie Emmett and I were rolling on the floor. When we calmed down Emmett pulled out a video camera and started rolling then Edward went up to 25 little kids saying "I'm the fairy princess and I'm here to give you a gift!" he was a little to good at it but all the little kids went running away screaming.
Emmett was shaking so hard with laughter, Rosalie and I held each other for support. I had tears running down my face. When Edward finished he ran away a little to fast for humans then came out in a gangster costume. He looked pretty cute with sagging pants and when he smiled with his diamond grill. He was yelling at everyone who was looking at him and then the mall security came and escorted us off mall property.
"Damn security ruining our fun!" Emmett murmured. Edward took me in his arms and started kissing me hard. I missed him so much so I must have put to much enthusiasm in it then he pulled away and picked me up in his arms and placed me on his lap in the back seat of the car.
"Oh god this is going to be a number one on you tube!" Emmett smiled as he got in the front seat.
"So Edward. . . " I began "Why did you have a tutu that fit you perfectly?" I asked honestly curious. Emmett's laugh shook the car.
(A/N sorry this chapter is so long if it was shorter it wouldn't be that good. I will put a new chapter out tomorrow I have some good ideas for it. Reviews please!
Yours truly Em.)