For this chapter, by request of Lila Michelle Tizuki and BlueFoxofWater1569, is... Leon!
-Leon-
"We may never meet again, but we'll never forget each other."
1. Every few minutes, tell him, "Donald and Goofy are looking for you."
2. Say, "Your jacket looked much better in Final Fantasy 8!"
3. Immitate him saying "We may never meet again, but we'll never forget each other," in a very dramatic and deep voice.
4. Give him a belt for his birthday, saying that, "I just thought you might need another one..."
-Suggested by InterestinglyPsychotic-
5. Say Yuffie is going out with Cid.
6. Fill his room with Cloud plush dolls.
7. Blow up the Radiant Garden and see what he does next.
8. Steal his Gunblade.
-Suggested by BlueFoxofWater1569-
11. Mimic him like Sora does.
12. Go after him with a pair of scissors.
13. Three words: Rinoa or Yuffie?
14. Ask him why he's so scared of Aerith.
15. Steal that medallion and wear it as "bling".
16. Trace and/or poke his scar.
17. Tell him Seifer is so much better.
18. In fact, call him Seifer.
19. Tell him stupid jokes and laugh hysterically at them.
20. Call him Lion Bunnyhart.
21. Ask him if he and Tifa are related in ANY way. (the last names...)
-Suggested by The Living Enigma-
22. Spread a rumor that Leon is Saix's other.
23. "Accidentally" switch his Gunblades with Xigbar's Guns.
-Suggested by Moonshine's Guide-
24. Steal his gunblade.
25. Hide the plans for the Reconstruction commitee.
26. Draw on his face with permanent marker.
27. Lock him in a room with Yuffie. Her hyperness will do the rest.
28. Hang him by his ankle from the ceiling. Make sure there is nothing nearby to be used to cut himself down.
29. Dye his hair pink.
30. Mouth everything he says behind his back, making grand gestures.
31. Follow him around everywhere.
32. Steal all of his belts.
-Suggested by Snake15000-
33. Steal his gunblade.
34. Then,unload the ammo.
35. Return it to him after and say that he forgot to reload.
-Suggested by Sunflower Weilder-
36. Slip a love potion into Yuffie's drink, and make her fall in love with Leon.
37. Eat popcorn while watching ensuing chaos.
38. Lock him in a room with Yuffie and Sora. (One of the worse things you can do to someone serious like Leon, XD)
39. Help the MCP take over Radient Garden.
40. Tell Aerith how to beat the MCP.
41. Laugh when Aerith beats the MCP.
-Suggested by t3h maniac-
42. Call him Squall.
43. If he tries to correct you call him Squally.
44. Ask why he wears black Leather all of the time.
45. Say Cloud's a cooler character than he'll ever be.
46. Get Yuffie to steal his gunblade.
-Suggested by Mega Mario-
47. Tell him that you saw Rinoa.
48. When he finds her, say "Oh wait. That's just Tifa."
49. Steal his gunblade.
50. Throw it off the cliff in the Dark Depths.
51. Laugh as he looks all over Hollow Bastion looking for it.
52. When he finds out where it is, blame Yuffie.
53. When he's talking, finish his sentence.
Thanks, everybody for your suggestions! I was having a lot of trouble thinking of some ways to annoy Leon... So, once again, THANK-YOU!
Anyway, next is... Marluxia!
