CHAPTER FIVE: MIKE

Hmmmmm. . . Who should we pick first.

"MIKE!" I screamed at the idea of getting Mike so bad he will leave me alone.

"YES! I love what we, or should I say you do to him!" Alice sad with a menacing smile. Oh god! What will I have to do?

"Bella I will dress you up and then we will go to the grocery store, I saw him there, and then you will start saying stuff on how much you hate Edward and want a better man in your life them when he comes in to kiss you PIE HIM IN THE FACE!" When she finished everyone was laughing hysterically.

"Okay I'll do that will he be mad at me and never want to talk to me again?" I asked hopefully. Alice blanked out for a minute.

" Pff he thinks you were trying to turn him on and he will try even harder to get you!" She snorted A low growl escaped from Edward's chest. Before I could say anything Alice picked me up and ran me off to her room. When she was finished with me I was wearing a mini skirt, a Blue halter top that showed a lot, and stiletto boots. I looked like a hooker.

As I walk down stairs Edward was eyeing me then got a face on that wanted me.

"Bad Edward" Alice flicked his noise like a dog when we walked over to him.

"Not tonight we need Bella to do this for us. You will not take her away from us!" Alice scolded Edward nodded and gave me a wink when Alice wasn't looking, I winked at him back.

Alice picked me up and ran me to her Porsche and speed off.

"ALICE!" I yelled.

'Clam down Bella, they are taking a separate car." She said calming me down by then we were at the store.

"Okay Bella you know what you need to do I will follow you in there and then give you alone time in the pie section, I will be watching if things get out of hand." Alice said revising the plan.

"Okay and BREAK!"

She followed me in the store I fell a few times from my shoes but I did pretty good. I saw Mike and then he saw us. I gave him a wink them walked to the pie section. He followed us.

"Good job Bella" Alice whispered.

"H-h-hey Bella where's Edward?" Mike asked not really paying attention to the question and eyeing my body.

I sighed a deep sigh. "I don't really care where he is."

"W-w-why is that" He said still stuttering.

"I need more of a man. He is to much of a wimp. I need a man like you." I said eyeing him in the eye.

"I will give you two some alone time." Alice said as she gave us both a wink.

"Mike. I don't really love Edward anymore." I said trying not to laugh. I was really good at acting I was believable and I cant lie!

"Oh Bella you finally see the light, I love you to!" Mike said inching towards me.

"Mike you were right all along I should have just gone out with you instead of Edward." I was inching toward him now. Mike was leaning in and I grabbed a fresh cream pie and when he was about a centimeter away from my lips I quickly backed away and pied him in the face. Out of nowhere Alice popped up and took a picture of his face.

"Great job!" Alice laughed as she gave me a high five. We ran out of that isle and Alice led the way to a different isle were the rest of the Cullen's were about to fall on the ground from laughing. I couldn't help myself, I started laughing so hard.

"Great job future little sis I taught you well!" Emmett hooted then gave me a hard slap on the back that made me fall. Edward caught me and set me on my feet.

"Bella that was great!" Edward struggled to say from laughing. He scooped me up and kissed me full of passion. Edward deepened the kiss and he never does that. When I was about to pull away and ask him what came over him I saw Mike come in the isle. The look on his face was so much better than the other one. His face was full of pie and he looked heart broken. Alice took another picture before Mike ran away. Then Edward hissed as he still kissed me.

What was with all of the pictures and why did Edward hiss? I kept wondering. After mike left Edward kissed me for a few more seconds then set me down.

"I'm sorry I showed you off love." Edward sincerely said.

"You can show me off as much as you want" I gasped as my heart slowed.

"Edward what was Mike thinking when he saw us?" I asked.

"He was thinking on how you broke his heart but then he thought you were playing hard to get."

"Oh, but what is with all of the pictures?" I wondered.

"You will see soon Bella." Alice answered this time.

"Who will be next?" Asked Jasper.

"Jessica and Tyler." Was all Alice said before She and Edward started cracking up on what she saw.

(A/N sorry it took so long to get out another chapter! I was really busy and I got in a car accident and was in the hospital for a few days. I will try to update soon!

Yours truly,

Em.)