CHAPTER SIX: MEET ME

"Okay, what are we going to do to them?" I asked curiously as we drove home from the store.

"Rose is going to text Tyler pretending to be you, and tell him that I broke up with you and to meet you at Best Western of the one-oh-one. Then Emmett will pretend to be me and do the exact same thing to Jessica. Then there will be more I will explain later." Alice explained to me as long as the others.

"YES!" Emmett screamed. "THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD!"

"Finally some action!" Rose said with a smile. I thought I would never see the day that she would smile.

'Here are your phones Rose you start because Jessica will be a little to anxious to get to the hotel." Alice said as we walked to the house sitting on the floor in a circle in the living room.

(ROSE TEXTING TYLER TYLER TEXTING ROSE)

1:03 p.m. : Tyler, Edward dumped I really, really want to see you right now. 3 Bella

"Okay reservations are made for the Best Western at 2:00 room 316" Alice announced to us.

1:05 p.m.: Bella im here for you for anything. Where do you want to see me?

1:06 p.m.: Meet me at the Best Western at 2:00 in room 316. Go on the bed and face away from the door. Bring a box of condoms.

"Oh. My. God.!" Alice said before cracking up at something she saw. I looked over at Edward he was concentrating at Alice's thoughts then cracked up in uncontrollable laughter.

"He. Stopped. Breathing." Edward and Alice tried to say at the same time. Everyone else in the room started including me. When I calmed down I had tears running down my face smearing my make up. Alice looked mad at me for that.

1:23 p.m.: Anything for you my love.

" The look on his face was priceless I really wished you al could have seen that." Alice frowned.

"MY TURN!" Emmett screamed.

(Emmett to Jessica, Jessica to Emmett)

1:27 p.m. : Jessica its Edward Cullen. I broke up with Bella because I wanted to be with you. I want to see you as soon as possible. Your love Edward.

Alice blanked out having a vision and Edward growled as he read her thoughts.

"What did she see" I asked.

"Nothing important love." He said smooth as honey.

I dropped my face and looked said "Please tell me." I begged sweetly.

"All Alice saw was that she was screaming that I never should have been with you." Edward said. I knew he was summarizing but I just left it at that.

1:32 p.m.: When do you want to meet my Eddie-poo.

Edward started fake gagging as Emmett was laughing.

"Bella if you ever really want to piss off Edward call him Eddie-poo or other pet names." Emmett said.

"Unlike you Emmett I don't like pissing him off." I said very subtle.

1:34 p.m.: Meet me at the Best Western off the one-oh-one. Room 316 at 2:00 sharp. Don't be late or early.

1:36 p.m.: See you soon my snookie-poo.

"Ha no wonder why Mike dumped her" Rosalie said.

I started cracking up along with everyone else.

"What do we do now?" I asked.

"We wait until 1:50 then we go in the tree right outside the window to watch what will happen." Edward answered.

"Okay Eddie-poo." I said.

"BELLA! I thought you didn't want to piss me off?!" Edward said horrified.

"Im sorry Edward I had to get it out of my system." I said with a sweet smile on my face. Before I could blink he started kissing me.

"Aham. You guys can get a room after we pull this prank!' Emmett coughed. Edward pulled away and I got beet red.

It was time to go and when we go to the tree it was 3 stories high. Edward being my hero saw my distress and picked me up and jumped to were all the other Cullen's were.

The first one I saw was Tyler he was 5 minutes early he set up candles and rose petals everywhere then laid away from the door under the covers. The Jessica walked in and she was wearing a long jacket. She took it of and she was wearing lingerie.

She jumped in the bed on top of where she thought Edward was then she jumped up horrified. Alice of course took a picture of the faces of the two.

'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Jessica yelled as she covered herself with the sheet from the bed.

"ME! I WAS TOLD TO MET BELLA HERE!" Tyler screamed back.

"BELLA/ I WAS TOLD TO MEET EDWARD HERE!" Jessica yelled so loud the anyone in the hotel could here it. As if timed the manager came in and ordered the two out of the hotel. When they left everyone was cracking up.

Everyone jumped out of the tree. Except for me and Edward. Then I saw how high up we were. Before I could say anything Edward grabbed me and jumped. I screamed the whole way down.

" Wow Bella do you want us to get discovered?" Emmett teased. Before I could say anything he grabbed Edward and started running off with Rose next to him.

"Alice what is he going to do?!" I asked panicked?

"I was told not to say anything!" Alice sang.

Sorry my stories are losing there spunk I cant think of anything. Im sorry I promise the next chapter will be better