CHAPTER EIGHT: CARLISLE AND ESME

"Hmmm. . . What could we do?" Alice asked looking into the future.

"We can ruin Esme's garden and replace Carlisle doctor bag with children stuff." Jasper shyly said.

"Jasper actually had a good idea. Way to go kid." Emmett mockingly said Jasper smacked him in the back of the head.

"Ouch! What was that for?" Emmett complained. Jasper just walked away.

'Well we better get going if we want to do this by the end of the day." Alice stated. Then we all got in the car and drove home. When we got there Alice picked me up and ran off to her room.

"ALICE!" I whined like a little baby.

"Okay Bella if you want to look like a stripper the rest of the day go ahead." Just then did I realize I was still in the outfit she put me in for karaoke. I blushed a deep red and Alice had her fun. When she was all finished I was in blue jeans and a blue t shirt. She picked me up and ran down the stairs.

"Time for operation: prank Esme and Carlisle." Emmett said in an evil voice.

"Where are they anyways?" I asked.

"Carlisle got called in and Esme is shopping for food." Edward said as he slid his arms around my waist. I leaned into his chest.

"Wouldn't he have his medical bag with him then?" I was getting so confused.

"Bella, Bella, Bella, will you stop with t he questions he left it at home because he was in a rush." Emmett said. I just childishly stuck my tongue out at him. He did the same back at me. So then I tried to stick mine out even farther and so did he. I was getting mad.

"Alright if you children are done I'm going to the store to by the fake medical tools as you guys rip up the garden." Alice said as she was walking out the door.

"Lets go and rip up the garden!" I put as much enthusiasm in it as I could.

"Last one there is a Bella." Emmett said as he stuck his tongue out at me one last time. Before I could do anything next Edward picked me up and was running to the garden. He pushed Emmett down on the way and he was the "Bella".

"You cheated no fair! I don't want to be the Bella!" Emmett whined.

"Oh stop being a baby. Do you wan Alice to dress you up in a diaper?" Jasper threatened.

"Easy for you to say! Your not the Bella!" Emmett was now jumping up and down pouting.

"I'm calling her to tell her to get oversized diapers." And with saying that Jasper took out his phone but Emmett tackled him and crushed the phone in his hands.

"And to think I will be part of this family one day." I whispered to Edward still in his arms. He chuckled as his brothers still wrestled.

"Should we go on with out them?" I asked. He shook his head and kissed my lips as we went to the far part of the garden away from them.

"I'm so glad that I'm not actually related to them" Edward whispered in my ear as I was picking out flowers. Then Edward stiffened and hissed. Oh. No. That's what he did when he saw Victoria. But she's gone now what could it be I started to panic as my heart went faster and faster.

"Calm down Bella." Emmett said as he and jasper turned the hose on and drenched me with water.

"What the hell was that for?!" I expected something like that from Emmett but not Jasper.

"Just felt like it." Emmett said back as he sprayed the hose every where getting everyone soaking wet even himself and Jasper. Edward then tackled them and turned the hose off. As they were wrestling I got a brilliant idea. Everywhere was mud so as quietly as I could I walked over to them picked up a big ball of mud and threw it at them not caring who it hit. I did that over and over. Then I got hit back.

"Emmett how could you hit a poor little human with mud?!" I pretended to look sad and hurt.

"HEY! I didn't do it.!" He said and then he looked a little hurt that I blamed him. I just stuck my tongue out at him. The I saw Edward whistle inconspicuously. He wouldn't. He gave me a wink and I glared at him. He than ran over to me knocking us to the ground kissing me.

Before I knew it we were rolling on the ground still kissing. How I wanted to go farther with him but I wanted to wait until after the wedding so we would do it all right and not break the rules. My heart was going a million miles and hour but I didn't care.

Then I was getting hit with mud. "Could you guys get a room we have a mission to do?" Emmett said as he threw mud at us. I don't think throwing mud at us will do much we were already covered in it. But he still threw it at us.

I tried to throw mud back but I hit jasper who was also full of mud. He then threw some back but Edward did a dramatic dive in front of me "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I couldn't help but laugh. He just took a mud bullet from me.

"You are my hero. Diving to get mud so it wont hit me." I said while kissing him again. That's when I got hit. I looked up and it was Alice she was holding shopping bags. Of course.

"Hey what was that for?" I asked.

"I don't know just wanted to get in on the fight. Since I already did my job. " She smiled.

"MUD WAR!" Emmett yelled. It was Edward. Alice and me against jasper and Emmett. I had totally forgot about Rosalie until I saw her swinging mud at both teams.

"babe what was that for." Emmett asked. She just smiled. Then both teams went against Rose.

Mud was thrown left and right. Then I heard a scream.

"What did you do to my garden?" Esme whispered trying to control her voice.

We all stood up then and our bodies were soaked head to toe with mud and the garden was ruined.

"Uhhhhh." was all anyone could get out.

"Don't bother coming inside until you are all mud free!" She yelled and stormed away.

Of course there were no clouds in the sky and it was sunny. The one day we have a mud fight it wont rain to wash off the mud.

A/N sorry I haven't updated in a loooooooooooooong time I've been really busy but I hope to update at least every few days if I can. XD I hope you liked it I think this was a better chapter then some of the others. And if you have any ideas for pranks just let me know cause I will need it.

Thanks so much!

Em.