CHAPTER NINE: RUB A DUB DUB 5 VAMIPRES IN THE TUB

"Good thing I brought swimsuits, I saw this coming we can wash in the stream out back." Alice said as she handed out he swimsuits. "We all can take turns changing in the shed.."

I was the last one to change. I had a Dark blue bikini that showed way more than it should but I couldn't argue with her if I wanted in the house I had to suck it up. I came out of the shed and Edward took in my over half naked body.

"Edward can you please control your lust right now?" Jasper asked. I turned bright red as I walked over to hug Edward. Before I could get over there Emmett picked me up and ran over to the stream and threw me in. It was cold.

"EMMETT! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU COULD HAVE KIL-" Before Edward finished Emmett pushed him in to. I swam over to him and he looked mad.

"Clam down I'm okay I would have to go in sooner or later." I said as I wrapped my arms around Edward from behind.

"AHHHHHH" Rosalie screamed as Emmett pushed her in to. Edward and I cracked up. Then Emmett pushed Alice in as she was laughing.

"EMMETT IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Alice was pissed. Both her and Rosalie's make up was running.

"Bella looks like a wet clow-" Emmett was pushed in by Jasper.

"NO ONE PUSHES MY WIFE IN LIKE THAT!" Screamed Jasper. Then he jumped in on top of Emmett wrestling him. Then I heard a ripping sound.

"JASPER!" Emmett yelled. Jasper was holding up Emmett swim trunks then threw them as hard as he could out of the water. If Emmett could blush he would be redder then me on my worst day. Everyone was cracking up. Emmett ran out of the stream as fast as he could into the house.

"That will teach him to mess with my wife." Jasper said to himself.

"Thank you Jazz." Alice said while giving him a hug. "I will get him back later to." She said with an evil smile on her face.

"What is she going to do?" I whispered to Edward who was laughing.

"She had a vision of Jasper calling her to get a giant diaper for Emmett so she got one just in case." I was laughing before he even got to finish. When we were all clean Edward and I got out and walked inside when we walked in Edward and I were covered in glue and feathers.

"EMMETT!" I Yelled as I coughed out a chunk of feathers

"It wasn't Emmett this time" Edward whispered in my ear. I was stunned. She wouldn't. Esme was to nice to do that.

"Mwahahahahaha" Esme laughed evilly. It scared me.

"Esme! You did this?" I was in shock.

'Yes my dear Bella I did." The glue was still wet on me and the feathers would stick to her if I hugged her. . .

"That was good Esme now give me a hug." I said as sweetly as I could as I was walking towards her with open arms.

"Bella stay away from me." She said while backing up. But it was to late Edward grabbed her from behind so she couldn't move. I walked up to her and gave her a huge hug. When I finished she had feathers on her to.

"I have my eye on you Bella." she said then ran off.

"Well lets go back out o the stream." Edward said.

"Okay my big chicken." I laughed. He just glared at me. We walked hand and hand out to the stream were Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett played chicken. How ironic. Emmett was wearing different trunks this time that was bright pink.

"Oh my god what the hell happened to you two?" Rosalie asked.

"A very angry Esme." I said as everyone cracked up. Edward and I jumped in before the glue dried splashing everyone.

"Watch out for the giant chickens!" Emmett laughed. I glared at him. Edward smacked him in the back of his head then he wrapped his arms around me.

When we all finished again I got out and Alice picked me up to give me another make over. This has to be a record of make overs in one day.

"Bella your done now." Alice said as I jumped of the chair and went down stairs and sat next to Edward on the loveseat.

"Hello my love" Edward murmured against my neck.

"Hey." Edward all of the sudden was shaking with laughter.

"What is it Edward?" he didn't answer. "Edward!" I said pushing his chest, trying not to hurt myself.

"I'm sorry love Alice just got a hold of Emmett. Shield your eyes if you don't want to be scarred for life." He said trying not to crack up but before I could shield my eyes, Emmett was running down the stairs not at full vampire speed and stopped right in front of us. Probably just wanting to blind me. In front of me was a big baby Emmett. He had on a giant diaper, a pacifier in his mouth, and a baby bonnet on his head.

"Oh god my eyes!" I yelled a little more than a talking voice and hid in Edwards chest.

"Stop trying to break my fiancé!" Edward screamed at Emmett. Then I heard a click of a camera.

"ALICE! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Emmett hissed.

"Only if you can catch me you big baby!" Alice mocked him. I looked up and they were both gone but I heard things breaking from above me.

"I'm going to have nightmares now." As if I already don't have nightmares. Right then my stomach growled. I blushed a deep shade of red.

"Come on Bella lets go feed you." Edward said while lifting me up and carrying me to the kitchen. When we got there the kitchen was ruined.

"Lets go out" Edward said after seeing the kitchen. "Where do you want to go?"

I have really been wanting McDonalds lately. . . "Lets go to McDonalds!" I said with a shy smile.

"Anything you want. Lets go" He said and we walked hand in hand to the garage where his Volvo was put back together but dyed hot pink with the words "Chick Magnet" on the back of the car. I started cracking up when I noticed Edward was just frozen in place again.

"Come on Edward its just a car. You can always re paint it." I said trying to sooth him rubbing my hand on his marble back.

"Your right. Its just a car." He chanted over and over again. I held back my laughter at him.

When we got to McDonalds we saw Jessica, Mike, Tyler, and Lauren all walk in. We both sighed deep and our troubles were just beginning. . .

What do you think will happen? Have any ideas for any pranks or anything let me no!

With love

Em.