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Everyone should know that I do not, and never will own Naruto, as well as all the warnings and stuff in chapter 1. Didn't pay attention? Go back. It's not that hard. One click of the mouse and another click to come back when you've finished.
Okay, I should start now
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"Redhead puppet to Moneylover: I hear voices.
"Moneylover to Redhead puppet: so do I."
"All Worship Lord Jashin to Moneylover and Redhead puppet: it seems to be coming from the West."
"Uchiha Clan Slaughterer to All Worship Lord Jashin: it's coming from the North!"
"Moneylover to All Worship Lord Jashin and Uchiha Clan Slaughterer: You idiots! It's coming from the South!"
"KAKUZU, HIDAN, ITACHI, CAN WE DROP THE NICKNAMES!" Redhead puppet, uh...I mean Sasori screamed into the walkie talkie. "WHO REQUESTED THEM ANYWAY?"
All Worship Lord Jashin -ahem- Hidan pointed in the direction of Moneylover –cough- Kakuzu, but then realized you couldn't see via radio. "That Kakuzu bastard did."
"I thought it was fun!" Kakuzu said defensively.
"We're dropping the nicknames. Now." Itachi said firmly, making everyone shut up before...
"So...where do you think Deidara and Kisame are?" asked Kakuzu.
-With said Deidara and Kisame-
"So...where do you think the other four are un?" asked Deidara who, now reassured that he could move, had a fire set up in no time. Kisame had just gone back from a bath, and the suspicious burnt fish smell was no longer there.
"I don't know," Kisame replied, more agitated than ever. Being separated with his 'Itachi-san' obviously wasn't good for his health.
"Do you think we should look for them un?"
"I told you not to move!"
"But you said we can hmm!"
"You can't!" Kisame hissed back. "Well...you can but you can't wander from the camp."
"Oh...I get it un." Within seconds, Deidara had disappeared.
"Deidara?" Kisame called, to which no reply was given. He sighed and set to work of cooking seaweed on a stick, mainly because he refused to even think of killing fish. Don't ask me why there's seaweed in the middle of a forest.
Four hours later sought the return of Deidara, Itachi, Kakuzu, Sasori and Hidan.
"Itachi-san!" Kisame yelled, promptly tackling Itachi.
"Urgh...Hidan...get off me!" Itachi yelled, kicking and scratching everywhere.
"I'm not cherry doing anything," Hidan growled.
"It's me, Itachi-san!" Kisame screamed joyfully.
"Kisame? What are you doing here? You were supposed to be lost in the forest," said the now bewildered Itachi.
And so Kisame told the story about how he and Deidara had nearly been eaten by giant spiders, fought their way through a thick bog and finally stumbled upon their camp. Of course, only the last part actually happened, but the blue skinned man was eager to impress his superior. And of course, Kisame said that he himself did all the work and had to drag Deidara along.
"That didn't happen un!" shouted an indignant Deidara.
"Shut up!" Kisame hissed. And so Itachi, deeply impressed, began to tell the more accurate story about how they rescued Deidara who was stuck in a giant spider web.
"That didn't happen un!" shouted an indignant Deidara.
"Yes it did!" Hidan, Sasori, Kakuzu and Itachi yelled back.
Deidara hung his head.
Sasori decided to get back on subject. "Now that we're all here, I can proceed to kill hi-"
"SENPAI!"
Everyone slapped their hand onto their forehead at exactly the same moment as a lollipop head bounded eagerly towards his 'senpai' and proceeded to tackle him much harder than Kisame had dared tackle Itachi.
Deidara smashed into the ground with the masked man sitting on top of him. "TOBI!" he roared. "GET OFF ME UN!"
"Tobi is a good boy so he came to rescue you from Sasori-san," Tobi said cheerfully, unaware that everyone else was now staring wide-eyed at him.
"Rescue me from Danna? What are you talking about un? It wasn't like he was about to kill me or anything un," argued Deidara.
Sasori looked away with shifty eyes.
"Sasori, just tell him the truth," came a voice from the shadows. Unnoticed by anyone, Leader, Konan and Zetsu had probably followed Tobi here. Another reason for Deidara to kill our favourite basketball head.
"But but but...fine." Sasori gave up. "Deidara. You're going to die," he said bluntly.
Konan shook her head. "When Nagato said tell him, he didn't mean it like that."
This time it was Deidara's turn to stare wide-eyed at his 'Danna'.
"You're going to kill me un?" His voice was almost fearful.
"That will never happen Sasori! Then I shall never have my 20 dollars!" yelled Itachi, grabbing a kunai and holding it against what he thought was Sasori's neck, but actually was Tobi's.
"Yes...kill him un!" Deidara hissed.
Suddenly, the chaos began.
Kakuzu began setting up a betting booth. Kisame was directing Itachi to where Sasori really was. Sasori was chasing Deidara who was chasing Tobi who thought it was a game. Zetsu had gone to Kakuzu's betting store, but his two sides were arguing with each other.
"Itachi and Deidara's side will win," his white side was saying. "Two against one! It only makes sense!"
"Who're you kidding? Sasori's a brilliant puppet master," Zetsu's black side argued."Besides, Kakuzu tried to kill him once, because Tobi paid him, remember? He wasn't easy to kill. Deidara on the other hand..."
"But Sasori's one person and they've got two peop-"
"Itachi's almost blind remember? And Sasori can summon as many puppets as he needs!"
"I heard that!" Itachi screamed from where Kisame was directing him. The chasing was now Itachi being dragged by Kisame who was chasing after Sasori who was chasing after Deidara who was chasing after Tobi.
"Why are you so intent on Sasori to win?" his white side asked.
"Because we're betting on him! 20 bucks Sasori wins," his black side told Kakuzu.
"Got it," he replied, writing it down on a piece of paper, hands already trembling at the thought of so much money.
"Hey! I didn't agree to that!" his white side cried indignantly, and back he went into his arguing.
Pein and Konan were chatting quietly amongst themselves, mainly concerning: betting, Itachi and Deidara vs Sasori, Jinchuuriki's, how to rule the world, and where Pein should put his next piercing. All in all a not-so-interesting conversation. Scratch that. All in all a very dull conversation.
But that time, Hidan was praying to his 'Jashin-sama' to tell him who was going to win. Then he would go to Kakuzu's betting stall and win a lot of money! Then Kakuzu would go broke and have to beg him for money! And then he would be able to boss Kakuzu around whenever he liked! Or so that was the evil plan which was running through his head.
Suddenly, Pein coughed loudly and all action terminated immediately. Well...except for Hidan and his praying and Kakuzu and his money-counting and Zetsu and his arguing and Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori and Tobi's chasing. Which was basically everything.
"WILL YOU GUYS JUST BE QUIET AND PAY ATTENTION?!" A very angry Pein roared.
Silence.
Why is it that in all my stories there has to be this moment?
Pein coughed again, unneeded this time. "We will now commence the betting...arena fight thingy."
"Battle," Konan whispered into his ears.
"Oh...okay...we shall commence it anyway! Sasori, Deidara, Itachi. Step into the ring!"
Suddenly, a giant ring of marshmallows appeared. Sasori ran into the ring, trembling with excitement. Kisame guided Itachi into the ring, but Deidara just stood there looking doubtful.
"A ring of marshmallows un?" the blonde asked stupidly, eyeing the ring suspiciously.
"Yes. Do you have a problem with it?" Pein replied stiffly. Obviously, he saw the problem as well.
"No un..." With that, Deidara stepped into the ring as well. Now all four contestants were there. Wait...there were only three contestants.
"Marshmallow Tobi!" Hidan shrieked, dragging the masked man out of the ring, where a large hole had been gnawed.
"Sorry Hidan-san. I just couldn't resist all that sweetness. Tobi is a good boy," Tobi smiled sheepishly and crawled next to Zetsu, who hid him from sight. The hole was fixed as soon as Tobi disappeared from view.
"Now...let the battle commence!"
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