A/N READ THIS! IN THIS CHAPTER THERE IS SOME THINGS THAT HAPPEN AND SWEARING FROM YOURS TRULY. . . EMMETT. And I'm sorry for the spelling errors in the chapter I posted today my brain wasn't working right XD
CHAPTER TWELVE: POLICE
"Why is the police coming to arrest Emmett?" I asked bewildered as Edward was cracking up next to me.
"We don't want any part of these crazy shenanigans." Carlisle said as he and Esme walked upstairs.
"What are they busting me for this time. It wasn't for the time I egged Bella's house was it?" Emmett asked.
'THAT WAS YOU! I HAD TO CLEAN THAT UP AND I FELL OFF THE LADDER DOING IT!" I screamed. I still can't believe that he was going to be my brother.
"Uhhhhh. . . " Was all he could get out before Edward jumped on him.
"You will find out in 3.. . 2. . . 1. . . " Just as Alice said one there was a knock on the door.
"Police open up!" A loud voice said. Alice went to open the door.
"Can we help you?" Alice's sweet voice cooed as she looked at the officer. He was as gorgeous as humans could get but nothing compared to immortal vampires.
"I'm Sergeant Good and I'm here to see an Emmett Cullen." The man said.
"Uh. . . That's me" Emmett barley said in a whisper.
"You have the right to remain sexy." The officer said. Before Emmett could run off Jasper and Edward chained him down to a chair so he couldn't move. Sergeant Good moved closer to him and ripped his pants and jacket off to reveal a bright pink furry thong and started giving him a lap dance.
Edward turned us around and he covered my eyes with is granite hand and I did the same to him even though it wont help him that much. Behind us I heard ews and whistles.
When Emmett finally broke free he threw the stripper out the door with the rest of his clothes. Edward and I turned around to see a very angry Emmett. I backed away slowly.
"WHO THE HELL HIRED THE GOD DAMN STRIPPER?" Emmett yelled so loud the house shook from under my feet. No one answered.
"WHO THE FUCK HIRED A GOD DAMN STRIPPER FOR ME?" Emmett was eyeing everyone in the room.
"Alright Rose and I chipped in and hired the stripper" Alice said before taking off running threw and already made hole in the wall. Emmett's face fell and he looked heart broken.
"How could you do this to me Rose. You of all vampires and Bella do this to me I thought you loved me. If this is how you are going to treat me I can't do it any more. I'm done with you." Emmett said before running a new hole in the wall millimeters from where Alice ran.
"Emmett wait!" Rosalie took off after him. The only ones left in the living room was Tanya, Jasper, Edward, and I. We all stood still wide eyed except for Edward who was grinning ear to ear.
"This is no time to be laughing Edward!" I scolded him.
"No Emmett was faking it. Only he will be living hell when he comes back. Rosalie believed everything he said." Edward answered.
"Dude the emotions were so real coming off of him. But Rose got what she deserves for doing that to him." Jasper said.
"I got it all on tape" Tanya said with a very evil smile. After the conversation I had with the family down stairs Edward took me to his bed and gently laid me down on it.
"Edward how did this holiday come up and what's it even called?" I asked that question has been on my head all day.
"Well the Volturi decided to make mock holidays of all the human holidays. Long story short they thought it would be fun to have an 'April's Fools' day so they made it every year on May 1. They even have Vampire valentines day, and vampire Christmas." Edward explained it all to me as he laid down right next to me.
"Mmhhhmm" I groaned. I was getting so tired from today but I don't want to go to bed. Being threw many pranks by vampires gets exhausting.
'What time is it?" I murmured.
"Its 9:00 love, you should get some rest" Edward started to hum my Lullaby but I would not miss out on the fun.
'No way! I'm not going to miss out on anything!" I said as I shot straight up but I started to get dizzy.
"Edward I need a human moment, I'll meet you downstairs." I told him then kissed him on the cheek.
While I was having a human moment I heard screaming and breaking glass down stairs. God knows what happened down there.
When I walked down stairs I saw no one down there.
"Edward?" I shouted. No Answer.
"EEEDDDDDDDDDWWWWWAAAAAARRRRDDDD?" I called again. Still no answer. All I heard was a wicked laugh from behind me and every thing went black.
0 CLIFF HANGER IM SORRY I HAD TO CUT IT OFF THERE! AND IM SORRY EMMETT WANST ARRESTED DX BUT I TINK THIS WAS WAY BETTER THEN WHAT I COULD TINK OF I HOPE YOU LIKED IT :D
ITS MIDNIGHT AND I FEEL REALLY SICK. IF YOU EVER GET DARED TO HAVE TO EAT A TABLESPOON OF CINNIMON DON'T DO IT! I DID AND I AM NOW REALLY SICK. I WILL TRY TO UPDATE SOON. THANK YOU FOR READING!