CHAPTER FOURTEEN: CHARLIE
When Emmett asked me if I heard of the story when Edward was almost raped I laughed even harder. Edward was a frozen statue under me.
"So where should we begin?" Emmett pondered while tapping his chin.
"How about you don't start." Edward said sourly.
"But there is no fun in that. So we begin the story when we first went to Alaska. Tanya had always fancied Edward but Edward didn't care for her at all. For a few years Tanya always tried to make a move on Edward. Well Tanya's power is that she is very god at convincing people of something. Like today when you thought we left. So She always tried to convince him that he was in love with her but it didn't work that well. So one day everyone was hunting except for Edward and Tanya. Then Tanya tried again to persuade him he was in love with her and it worked. So Tanya made it up to her bedroom and then chained Eddie boy on the bed. That's when he snapped out of it. He started screaming at the top of his lungs for help."
"All in all I was saved by Alice and Rosalie. The end." Edward rushed and picked me up and speed up the stairs. Before we got to the top of the stairs Emmett grabbed Edward's foot and pulled him down. He dropped me and I rolled down the stair right behind him. I landed on top of Edward.
"Love are you okay?" He asked worried as he wrapped his arms around me as we lay on the floor.
"Mmm just a little sore. Nothing new for me." I said with my eyes closed.
"Emmett." He said calmly "You could have hurt her. Then you would have no human to make fun of." He said as calmly as he could. I saw Emmett's face he looked sad and guilty. That's probably what made Edward us a soft inside voice.
"Bella I'm really sorry." Emmett apologized while lifting me up.
"It's okay" I said as I dusted myself off. I was going to walk over to Edward but I saw that Jasper and Alice were pinned on top of him so he couldn't move. I was starting to wonder if I wanted to hear the rest of the story.
"Do you want to hear the rest of the story Bella?" Emmett asked answering my thoughts.
I looked over to Edward out of habit and Jasper's hand was clamped over his mouth and his eyes were pure horror.
"Oh well I will continue the story. So Edward started screaming for help then Tanya stuffed her underwear in his mouth to shut him up. Then She started to do a strip tease for him. When she was down to her bra and underwear she started taking his clothes off. When he only had his boxers on he gave him a lap dance. That's when Alice came home from hunting because she forgot 2 of her credit cards."
"Credit cards? Really?" It was Alice though so she could do anything shocking.
"Shut it Bella. I saved Edward. Just think if I didn't save him. He would be an emotional wreck." She shot back at me.
"And for that I thank you." I said thinking if Tanya got her way. . .
"So I walked in on Tanya about to take of Edward's boxers." Alice continued. "After a few course words I saved Edward from Tanya." She ended with a smile.
"Worst night of my life." Edward shuddered. Jasper and Alice got off of Edward and Edward rushed to my side pulling me into a tight hug.
"Do you guys want to see the pictures of tonight?" Alice asked with much excitement. She already knew the answer and she ran off to get the pictures and she was back in a matter of seconds. All the pictures were scattered in front of the front door because that was the only place were there was enough room for all of the pictures.
Edward set me on top of him and I placed my head on his chest ready to fall asleep. He was singing my lullaby as everyone was still around us looking at the pictures and laughing. He kissed me on the lips as he wrapped his arms tight on my waist hugging me closer to him. I wrapped my arms around his neck and knotted my fingers in his hair never wanting to let go.
Just then the front door slammed open.
"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN! GET OVER HEAR NOW!" Charlie yelled at me. Shit. I was in deep shit. I walked over to him but he still feels the need to yell.
"I CAME OVER HERE TO BRING YOU YOUR PILLOW YOU FORGOT AND I WALK IN TO FIND YOU MAKING OUT WITH HIM! YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD ONLY BE YOU GIRLS HOME! SO HOW MANY OTHER TIMES HAVE YOU SLEPT OVER HERE WITH EDWARD HOME?" Charlie was a mix of purple and red. That's when he saw all the pictures on the floor.
"YOU ARE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW!" and with that said he took my hand and yanked me to the cruiser and speed me home.
"You go to your room and your grounded for the next week from seeing any of the Cullen's for that matter." Charlie said after he scolded me the whole car ride home.
When I got to my room Edward was there with his brothers and sisters.
"I've never seen him that mad before." I said feeling ashamed of myself.
"Why didn't you see this coming Alice!" Edward hissed in a whisper.
"Well I had more important things on my mind. Like the werewolf's that crossed the border!" Alice hissed right back.
"Calm down you to! I'm an adult getting married in a few weeks! He has no control over me!" I hissed at both of them. Then I felt a wave of calm wash over me.
"How about we go and prank Charlie?" Jasper suggested. Then the room was full of smiles.
Thanks for being so patient while I was gone. Im sorry to say there is only one more chapter. Thanks for staying tuned in to this with me!