CHAPTER FIFTEEN: THE END

"Excellent idea!" Emmett high fived Jasper. The idea of what they could do to Charlie.

"Wait!" I hissed at them. "Let me make this clear nothing that can kill him or hurt him." Like they would listen to me. Emmett's grin actually disappeared from his face.

"What do you want to do then?" Emmett frowned at me.

"I got it!" Rosalie shouted.

"Shhh!" I reminded her.

"We can prank Charlie by making him so scared he will pass out." Before she even finished everyone had smiles back on there face.

"He won't get hurt will he?" I asked Alice.

"Nope." She said popping the p.

"Fine what do you plan on doing?" I turned to Rosalie.

"Well. You might not like it. But. You and someone willing to get ripped to shreds and shot, will have to be cuddling on the couch.-" It can't be that bad if I have Edward with me. "Someone that's not Edward." She finished. Shit.

"But why can't it be Edward?" I complained.

"Because you can't cheat on Edward with Edward." She was getting annoyed that I kept interrupting her. Cheat? Shit. Shit. Shit. I was stringing swearwords in my head that I never thought I could do and the blood drained from my face.

"As I was saying I need someone who is willing to get there armed ripped of and possibly shot." As she was finishing Emmett was jumping up and down.

"Pick me! Pick me! It tickles when you get shot!" Emmett would know, of course what it felt like to get shot.

"Okay so what you have to do is lay on the couch with Bella on you. Then I will be the voice in Charlie's head that tells him to go downstairs and then he will see you to. He will probably try to shoot you in the head. Then Edward will come get in a fight with you and rip your arm off." Alice said seeing it all in her head.

"Oh Bella. We have to get you changed to make it all the more better. You will be in a tube top with short shorts and Emmett will be shirtless. You will be wrapped in a sheet so it looks like you will be naked." Oh. God. I turned bright red.

"Edward it looks like I'm going farther with Bella then you ever have." Emmett grinned while Edward jumped on him and started wrestling.

"Edward save it for later. I'm sure he will embarrass me so much that you can get and extra arm for me." I said and he actually listened.

"You're right Bella.." Edward said pulling me into a hug.

"Come on Bella lets get you changed." Alice said while pulling me out of Edward's hug. Five minutes later I walked back in the bedroom with barley anything on. I was beat red and everyone staring didn't help.

"You look lovely." Edward said while kiss me. Then he did something I didn't expect. He traced his tongue on the bottom of my lip asking for entrance. I gladly excepted.

"Get a room." Emmett mumbled.

"Get out of my room." I shot right back at him. He just glared at me the yanked Edward away from me.

"Lets get this thing started." Jasper said with a smile.

Charlie pov.

I was sleeping soundly when I heard a voice.

"Go down stairs." A high heavenly female voice said. I must be going crazy. So I tried to go back to sleep.

"Go down stairs." The voice said again. I was starting to panic. I grabbed my gun and searched my room. Nothing.

"Go down stairs." The voice ordered.

So I went down stairs and I couldn't believe what I saw.

Bella pov. A little before Charlie coming down stairs.

I had to be laying with Emmett. So here I was. Wrapped in a sheet making me look naked. On top of Emmett.

"Like what you see Bella?" Emmett asked silently laughing under me. I blushed.

"No! It had to be you." I murmured to myself.

"What you would rather be with Jasper?" Emmett asked shaking even more.

"I would rather be with Edward. But since I couldn't be with him for this. Yes I would pick Jasper cause he would be just as embarrassed." I could feel myself going even redder.

"That hurts little sis. So if Edward was taken and you could by with me or Jasper you would pick Jasper?" Emmett was staring to make me made while I was blushing even harder. This is a new color of red for me.

"NO!" I could feel him laughing under me.

"So you would want to be with me?" He asked raising an eyebrow. He was twisting my words.

"God dammit! I would want o be with neither of you." I hissed at him.

"Ohhh Bella." I heard Emmett moan in delight. Charlie must be coming. This was going to be really awkward.

"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Charlie never swore at me before. I really pissed him off.

"DAD I CAN EXPLAIN!" I shouted back at him.

"JUST GET UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM NOW! WHILE I TALK TO EDAWRD BY MYSELF!" then Charlie paused.

"YOUR HAVING AN AFFIAR WITH YOUR FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW?" He was so pissed. I was getting scar ed he would shout me.

"I CAN EXPLAIN!" I opened my mouth to continue but I was interrupted.

"SAVE IT GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Then I hopped off of Emmett and pretended to go up the stairs while I secretly watched them.

There was a lot of yelling and swearing. That's when Charlie had it and raised his gun and shot him square in the head.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" I screamed then I started sobbing. Thanks to Jasper.

"It's okay I'm fine." Emmett said with a smile so big it was going to rip his face in two. Charlie then shot him again. I could hear the bullet hitting his skin and dropping to the floor. The poor bullet didn't have a chance.

"Do it again that tickles!" Emmett said in enjoyment. Charlie kept shooting until he ran out of bullets.

"What the hell are you?" Charlie squeaked out.

'Well I'm a van-" He was cut short by Edward storming in the front door.

"What the hell are you doing hear?" Edward yelled at Emmett then saw me in the sheet.

"You bastered." Then Edward attacked Emmett. They rolled on the floor for about 3 minutes then we heard a sickening ripping sound. Edward stud up holing Emmett's arm in the air like a trophy. Charlie had it then passed out. Thankfully Alice caught him and ran him to his bedroom.

Emmett was screaming in pain. But he probably deserved it. Great I'm starting to feel guilty. When Emmett put his arm back on we all went back into my bedroom.

"So. Bella, you still never answered my question who would you rather be with? You no it's me." He said with a grin.

"NO!" I was getting pissed at him. I'm glad he got his arm ripped off.

"So then it's Jasper?" Emmett grinned even wider.

"Uhhhhhh. No." My face was getting red again. I could feel it.

"You know you want me Bella." Then Edward started to grin.

"Or is it you that wants her. I heard your thoughts." Edward said with a grin growing bigger.

"Emmett is felling embarrassed!" Jasper announced. Then Emmett ran out of the window with Rosalie behind him.

"Night Bella. See you later. Don't worry Charlie will think he had a strange dream." With that said Alice and Jasper left. Now it was just me and Edward. Edward picked me up and cradled me in his arms. HE brought his lips down to my ear.

"Go to sleep, love." Then he started humming my lullaby and I fell asleep thinking about all the events that happened today.

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SPOILER: BREAKING DAWN! Ok it was good but I was disappointed with it. Its was bad compared to the other 3 books cause there wasn't ubers of fluff like the other books which is what I like most. And Bella didn't trip at all. If you wannna talk about it with me just pm me. But I still would like to ask all of you who hated it to not yell at Stephanie Meyer for it! She was kind enough to make the book so you should be thanking her not yelling at her.