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MysteryLady-Tx: you'll see lol P

PsychoB: I love the SasuNaru as well, but something tells me that if they were real they'd be like OMGWTFEWNO

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Hey guys! Sorry it's taken so long to post another chapter! Just as a warning, I'm thinking of ending this soon, so I can concentrate on my other stories (ie my other fanfic and an OC fic on deviantART)

Thanks heaps!

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"So with Sasuke as a vampire, what are you two?" asked Kakashi quizzically.

The normally loud trio was for once silenced.

"Well… Couldn't…" Sakura mused. "See, if Sasuke here" here she poked him, as if to illustrate her point, "was a vampire, then what are usually associated with them? You've got your werewolves, hellhounds and various other things, as well as your vampire hunters. So it all depends on when we want to set it, and who we want to be who."

"She's right. Not only that, but you've got to find you time and place." Here, Kakashi turned back to his laptop screen and opened up a new Microsoft Word document. He typed in the words:

Who:

What:

When:

Where:

Then stood up and turned back to his students.

"I have an errand to run. Your task is to fill that in, by the time I get back." With that, Kakashi left for destinations unknown.

With the leaving of Kakashi, Sakura took over the laptop.

"Who…" She murmured to herself. Spinning on her chair, she asked Sasuke "hey Sasuke, who would you like to be coupled with?"

Quickly stopping Sakura spinning on her chair, Sasuke glared at her. "Can't this vampire be single?"

"That's not gonna happen." The pair glanced at Naruto, who hadn't spoken for a while. "In case you haven't noticed, all, or at least most, of the fan written stories have the main characters either get together, already be together, or are just a couple. You're going to have to choose someone, Sasuke. Or…" Naruto paused. "We could choose one for you."

"Fine, then." Sasuke replied. "But… how about we give everyone a character, first? Then I could pick and choose."

Sakura, having recovered from her dizziness, returned to the laptop screen. She spoke aloud as she typed.

"Who:

Sasuke: a vampire. He lives in the local castle unbeknownst to the residents of the town. Due to his brother, Itachi, his family was wiped out, and said Uchiha was never heard from again (yet.).

Naruto/ Sakura/ Hinata/ Shika/ Kiba: friends looking for holiday destination, find this so called "haunted" (by Sasuke) castle, book a week.

Kakashi: hellhound breeder.

That's it? No protests with that?"

Sakura turned around to face her friends. "I'm assuming not?" at the blank faces of Sasuke and Naruto. "Onwards we go, then."

"What:

As mentioned above, Naruto, Sakura, Hinata, Shika and Kiba are looking for a place to spend a holiday for a week. None of them really care where they go, just as long it's as far away from reality as possible. When Kiba discovers this old brochure at the travel agent, they decide (with minor protests from Sakura and Hinata) to go there.

When:

Whenever.

Where:

Europe? It sounds about vampire-ish enough to me. Maybe… Germany? England? Scotland? Input here would be good thanks, guys."

Once again, Sakura turned around to face the boys, but all she saw was an empty room. Realising that they would be somewhere near, she said aloud to herself;

"Well, I guess if they've got no opinion in what I'm writing, then I guess I'll just write, what is it called? A SasuNaru fanfic?" She sniggered "Lemme just check what that is… oh, right, it's a paring of Sasuke and Naruto, should have guessed. Yeah, that'd be –"

"you wouldn't" A disgusted Sasuke appeared at the door.

"you couldn't" A revolted Naruto appeared on the opposite side of the room, holding, a large bag of crisps and a platter of dip and various pieces of vegetables, clearly for the group about to re-settle on the floor.

Sakura was startled by the sudden re-appearance of her friends. Well that worked better then I thought it would… she thought to herself.

"Well then boys," Sakura said, rising from her chair. "Get writing!"