Morning came faster than I hoped. I heard heavy breathing coming off the side of my bed. Tobi was staring right at me, for how long, I will never know.

"Morning Senpai!!" Tobi yelled into my ear, before glomping me. (that means hugging for you noobs)

"Get the hell off you baka! Un!" I yelled.

Tobi, being a good boy, got off and sat like a puppy waiting to be pet. At the same time as I started to slink out of bed, there was a knock on the door.

"Tobi will get it!" the baka jumped up to the door. He opened it to find Kisame.

"You guys have a mission today." He said holding out a scroll.

"What?! We just got back from one yesterday!" I argued.

"Hidan and Kakazu aren't back from their mission yet, so we all have a mission to do." the giant shark nin explained.

I made a frustrated sound. "I will only go on the mission if I can get some coffee first."

I looked back at the door. No one was there. Then I looked at Tobi. The little moron was looking at the scroll. Like he could ever read it!

"Senpai! We have a mission to kill some leaf ANBU whose been trying to find us for weeks." Tobi explained breaking the stare I had on him.

"Oh." was all I could say. This was the first time Tobi ever actually seemed to have a brain.

"Tobi's going to take shower now!" he announced dropping the scroll on my bed, then skipping off of the bathroom.

I thought for a moment. I could sneak in there and steal his mask. But as soon as I began to go over it, I knew it was a bad idea. Anyone could see me walk in…I got up and kicked that door with a grunt.

I walked to the kitchen, taking a double take at the bathroom door. The coffee was just about done.

"Smells good un." I commented, breathing in the coffee aroma.

Itachi and Kisame were the only ones in here. I made a cup of coffee for all of us. For some strange reason, I was in a good mood. Even though I didn't get to see Tobi's face, and he surprised me by reading our mission to me.

I put the coffee of the table. Kisame nodded a thanks. Itachi just stared at me as I sat down in a chair across from Kisame.

I sipped the coffee slowly, taking it all in. It didn't make me feel good that Itachi was just staring at me with the devil's eyes. But I let it go. Maybe a mission with Tobi wouldn't be so bad.



And that did it. I just jinxed myself. But instead, I started to think of Tobi. He looks so…so… I don't know….tasty.

The moment I thought of that, a horrible image appeared in my mind. At the same moment I dropped the coffee mug and it shattered into about 8 pieces. Thank god it was practically empty. I looked up at Itachi and Kisame. Kisame had a, 'wtf' expression, and Itachi just looked at me like an idiot.

I felt my face heat up. "Oops." was all I could say. I quickly placed each piece into my hand, squeezing my palm mouth shut. Then I threw away the left over mug and left embarrassed to my room.

I quickly got dressed while the idiot was still in the shower. I picked up the scroll to make sure Tobi was telling the truth.

My eyes opened wide. Not only did Tobi read it, but he knew it was the ANBU who had been following us…. The scroll clearly says, "Kill Leaf ANBU" nothing about the ones who were following us.

I heard the bathroom door click open. I quickly put the scroll back on my bed. As the door opened, I put a smile on.

"Oh, hi senpai! I heard a crash from the bathroom, is everything ok?" Tobi asked.

"Everything's fine! Just fine! Never better!" I grinned.

"Well, let's get going then!" Tobi cheered.

We both grabbed our cloaks and headed out of the Akatsuki lair.

OOOOO

Woot! I know, crappy chapter. Then next will be better!