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Mello's fucking blog.

First and foremost, I must tell you all that Matt was being all fakey-innocent-like, and started doing those scary ass puppy dog eyes at me when I sat down at my laptop. At first I was wondering what the hell got screwed up in his mind, but when I got to this thing that I'm typing on, I figured out why he was being so shady and innocent. That manwhore hacked into my blog!! He told me not to read it though, which I did anyway. However, I read it after I pushed him out the window. Damn his Spiderman-like ninja skills and that fact we're on the second level of the apartment complex. Regardless, he was pretty pissed when I looked at him, with a rare smile on my face, and said 'So what's my surprise?' in a really innocent tone of voice. I swear to God he was about to punch me, but I reminded him that he'd never win in a fight against me since I was in the mafia. How badass, am I right?

Anyway, onto the stuff that Matt was right about. After Matt came back into the apartment with twigs and green bush hanging from his hair, I realized I'd forgotten to actually lock the door. But, anyway, I was expecting him to punch me square in my bad eye, though he knew he'd probably get his goggles smashed. When he came towards me with this incredibly pissed off look in his eyes, I mimicked it, preparing for the blow. What came next, might you ask? One hand unfolded from behind his back and he handed a fucking bouquet of daisies and roses. I swear to God, Matt is going to be a total woman the older he gets. But anyway, this is how the whole scene after that played out. It's rather short, but I don't give a damn.

"Mello?" Matt's voice was tinted with anger, and it registered over his face.

"What, Matt?" my voice was just as harsh as his, but I tried to keep it away from my features.

Matt unfolded his hand, revealing a semi-enormous bouquet of assorted flowers. I took them, of course, but stared at him in confusion. He had a smile on his face, and his green eyes sparkled.

"What're these for?"

"Happy birthday, silly Mihael."

"Uh, thanks Matt.. but isn't this sort of too feminine for you? You'd never be caught dead at a florist. Do florists even exist in Japan?" I was basically rambling, my voice staying steady the entire time, to my extreme surprise. What did Matt do next? He fucking laughed. Yup, laughed right in my face.

"That isn't your birthday Mello... this is!" And with that, he placed both his hands on my shoulders, his smile growing wider as he studied the shock on my face, and he kissed me. Did you hear that? MATT FUCKING KISSED ME! It didn't take long for me to return it, and it turned into a whole fucking macking session. I know something better than a thank you card, too.

Anyway, Matt just got home with my chocolate. Peace out, motherfuckers.

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'chocolateluvr18 ' says: hell yes mello! :D finally getting some action I see..

'melloismellow' says: what the hell is that supposed to mean? I got laid before! ...er... that was not a lie either.

'kami of the new world' says: Why do you post that on the Internet? Aren't you supposed to be working on the case that leads to my arrest?

'melloismellow' says: Say, Kira, what's your name?

'kami of the new world' says: Light Yagami.

'melloismellow' says: :D

'kami of the new world' says: DAMN IT AND THE TIREDNESS AFTER L SEDUCES ME!

'my favorite letter' says: Don't need to tell them that, Kira-chan.

'melloismellow' says: ...I am scarred for life. Oh my God.

Yay for out of character Mello, yes? And I'm aware that Light wouldn't' be tricked THAT easily, but hey, if he was sleepy after L seduced him, why the hell not? xD As usual, read and review. My plot ideas are running low, so feel free to suggest anything for MattxMello, unless you want me to end this here.

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xox,

Lexibelle