BB: I know this song is completely implausible, but I like it. Just so you know, It's about Neji (don't know why), and spoken from Hanabi's POV. I just figured that if it ever did happen, Hanabi would kill the wife. BEcause Hana-chan rocks.
(And I love Lee, and know that he would never do anything like this)
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He was on his way home from Suna
Been two weeks gone and he thought he'd stop
At Web's and have him a drink for he went home to her
Rock Lee said hello
He said hi what's a doing
Lee said sit down I got some bad news that's going to hurt
Said I'm your best friend and you know that's right
But your young bride ain't home tonight
Since you been gone she's been seeing that Nara boy Shika
He got mad and he saw red
Lee said boy don't you lose your head
Cause to tell you the truth I've been with her myself
That's the night the lights went out in Konoha
That's the night that they killed an innocent man
Don't trust your soul to no Secret ANBU Agent
Cause the Kage in the town's got bloodstains on her hand
Lee got scared and left the bar
Walking on home cause he didn't live far you see
Lee didn't have many friends and he just lost him one
Cousin thought his wife must've left town
So he went home and finally found the only thing
Uncle had left him and that was a note
He went off to Lee's house
Slipping through the back woods quiet as a mouse
Came upon some tracks too small for Lee to make
He looked through the screen at the back porch door
He saw Lee lying on the floor
In a puddle of blood and he started to shake
The ANBU patrol was making their rounds
So he threw the note just to flag them down
And a cat-masked ANBU grabbed his arm and said
Why'd you do it?
The Kage said guilty in a make believe trial
Slapped the ANBU on the back with a smile and said
Suppers waiting at home and I got to get to it
That's the night the lights went out in Konoha
That's the night that they killed an innocent man
Don't trust your soul to no Secret ANBU Agent
Cause the Kage in the town's got bloodstains on her hands
They hung my cousin before I could say
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Lee's house and back that night were mine
And his cheating wife had never left town
And that's one body that'll be found
You see little cousin don't miss when she aims her shot
That's the night the lights went out in Konoha
That's the night that they killed an innocent man
Don't trust your soul to no Secret ANBU Agent
Cause the Kage in the town's got bloodstains on her hand