He is my master
Erection Disease
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Warning: OOC. Like seriously! Citrus/lime. Bad Language. Sasuke being a pervert.
"Teme!" Naruto screamed from inside Sasuke's bedroom. The sound echoed through out the whole house, waking up everyone from within the mansion. "Teme!"
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In another room, down the hallway, an older man around his twenties shot up in bed from the sudden yelling. He had long raven hair, tied back in a pony tail and two scars running down his cheeks. The man gave a loud yawn and trudged sleepily to the bathroom, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
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In the study, there laid a short spiky haired raven, asleep from working hard on the sketches the night before. He was awoken from his slumber by the only loud mouthed and obnoxious blonde; Uzumaki Naruto. He, too, rubbed the sleep away from his eyes and plodded his way back to his bedroom.
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"Teme!" Naruto yelled once again as the raven, nicknamed teme, opened the door. "Teme?" Naruto called again, this time softer as he saw the living dead. Oh, it was just Sasuke.
"Mmm… Naruto, why are you so loud in the morning?" The Uchiha made his way to the edge of the bed and sat down, his head in his hands. "Oh… I'm in my boxers…"
"…you fell asleep, I undressed you, you slept in my bed, I slept in the study, please don't scream in the morning, dobe. Some people are trying to sleep."
"I'm not a dobe." Naruto whispered, trying to be as quiet as possible but failed since he fell out of bed with a loud THUMP. At the same time, the door flew open to reveal…
"Itachi? Aren't you meant to be sleeping?" Sasuke questioned, an eyebrow raised. "I was… until some idiot started screaming."
Naruto peered over the side of the bed and laughed sheepishly, one hand scratching the back of his head. He opened his eyes to take look at who he had waked up.
"Wow," He thought aloud and staring at the man in front of him. Itachi looked over to the sudden voice, that didn't belong to his otouto. He blinked, to make sure he wasn't dreaming.
He's cute; blond hair, blue eyes… spells HOT! Itachi thought to himself as he checked out the blonde.
Unfortunately, Sasuke didn't like the attention that Naruto was giving to his older brother. He pushed Itachi out the door, and slammed it shut without another word being said.
"Ignore my retarded brother, my dear little Naru-chan. He's just interfering with our relationship!" the raven complained about his sexy ass brother to the blonde. "He is not sexy!" Sasuke shouted to the ceiling as Naruto sat there clueless as ever. He walked over to closet, looking through the clothes while stupid old Sasuke was still arguing with the ceiling. "I am not stupid… he's looking through my clothes?"
Sasuke turned around to see Naruto holding up a t-shirt, seeing if it'd fit him. Noooo! Those are not for him…. What about my maid costume! Must go get it! The perverted side of the raven thought. He dashed over to the oblivious blonde and yanked the shirt out of his hands. Naruto looked up at the younger curiously, his sparkling azure eyes wide.
"Stay here. I'll go get you're uniform." Sasuke hurriedly spoke and ran out of the room back to his study.
"Did he just say uniform?" Naruto thought aloud. Yup! "Shit?" Big one. "Fuck?" Only Itachi. "Okay." Naruto said, enthusiastically. Obviously, Naruto was a morning person. And even after what Sasuke said Naruto sat on the bed, cross legged, waiting for the younger raven to come back so he could get dressed.
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"Where the fuck did I put it!?" Sasuke shouted, making his voice echo throughout the room. This room was filled with costumes of all sorts. As you can see… Sasuke is a major pervert. The looked through all the outfits, looking for the maid costume that he had changed last night for Naruto. He went over to the desk where a sewing machine laid. "Fucking hell, after all this time, It was here!" Sasuke sighed, and picked up the maid uniform and struggled to walk back to his room from the lack of sleep.
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"Naruto, here's your uniform." Sasuke held up his master piece that he had been working on all night, for Naruto to see. The costume was a black dress that only came down to the middle of your thighs with straps to hold it up. There was also a white apron from the waist down; and if you bent over, you would get a flash of that nice ass. The blonde, stupid as ever, got up from the bed and took the uniform from the raven's hand and went to the bathroom; the younger raven just followed him into the bathroom and closing the door behind him. Naruto started to get dressed but when he turned around he came face to face with Sasuke. "Eh? What are you doing in here?"
"To watch you get dressed, of course!" Sasuke smirked, with an evil glint in his eyes. Naruto shook his head and pushed the raven out, just like he did to Itachi. "No way, I'm not going to let you perve on me while I get changed. You can do that after I come out, teme!"
"Is that an invitation?" the raven asked, happily. Naruto shook his head again and closed the door. Pervert!
-He's my master-
After a little help from the perverted raven, since the blonde dobe couldn't dress by himself in such complicated clothing, Naruto was finally dressed in the maid's uniform Heh, you look hot. Naruto struggled to pull the maid's costume down, trying to cover he cute little ass. You do know that the teme is staring at your ass… The blonde turned around to see the raven staring at where he ass was, with a blush tainted on his cheeks and blood trickle down from his nose.
Our dear little Naru-chan screwed his nose in disgust. The raven was still standing in the same spot; his eyes glazed. If you leave him there… he'd die from blood loss. Knowing his conscience was right; he dragged the young Uchiha towards the bed and made him sat down. Sasuke went over to the bedside table to get a tissue and wiped the Uchiha's nose and stopped the raven's nose from bleeding any further.
In Sasuke's head, he was in lala land… and even in lala land everything is perverted. It's even too perverted for me to explain and I'm the narrator. Oh how sad… Right, back to the story! At that moment, Naruto's stomach rumbled.
"I'm hungry." Naruto said, calmly. Yeah, you are. Now wake up Uchiha-teme! "How do I do that?" Erm… "I know I'll seduce him!" How does that work? "I don't know, but it might!" Naruto shouted, enthusiastically and pushed Sasuke onto the bed and climbed on, so the blonde was straddling the raven. "Now, how do I do this?" Naruto wondered to himself. Uzumaki Naruto, the number one loud mouthed and obnoxious blonde that has a great ass, doesn't know how to seduce someone. Who would've thought?
Naruto bent down to unbutton the raven's shirt, revealing the pale skin. He slowly ran his palm down the young Uchiha's chest, wondering what the reaction would be. Amazingly, Sasuke purred and closed his eyes, leaving Naruto to pleasure him. The blonde shifted so that he was comfortable, unconsciously kneeing the raven's erection that was sparked when he was helping Naruto change.
"A-ahh…" Sasuke moaned; this sent the raven back to his own world. "N-Naruto! W-what are you d-doing? Not that I'm complaining." The younger Uchiha stuttered, trying to control the urge to jump the blonde right there and then. "Well, you helped me change, you were staring at my ass, your nose was bleeding, I helped you to bed, and my conscience told me to seduce you…"
No, you told yourself to do that. "…and you woke up from lala land…" Naruto said, ignoring what his conscience had said. "….and now you have a hard-on!" Naruto finished, enthusiastically, proud that he did something right. You gave him a hard-on. How is that good? Still ignoring his conscience, he shifted his position on the raven.
"G-gah! D-don't move!" Sasuke moaned. Damnit! Does he have to move? The raven complained in his head. It was getting to the point that it was painful. He needed release… soon!
"Eh? Why not?" Naruto shifted his position again. I don't think you should do that… or your virgin ass won't be virgin any longer. Naruto, being as oblivious as he normally is, scratched his head. "Just… d-don't move!" Sasuke shouted; his hands were fisting the sheets while his face had a permanent flush. "Sasuke… something's poking me!" Naruto cried, still as dense as ever. "Gahh! Sasuke!! Help meeee!" Sometimes I wonder if you actually know what a hard-on is.
Sasuke did his best not to move his lower half. The fact that Naruto was only wearing boxers in his lovely maid costume made it worse. "Don't say that! It only makes me harder!" the raven yelled at the ceiling. As evil as this author is, she knew she needed to put an end to this Sasuke-torturing but she just loved seeing the young Uchiha suffer so Naruto shifted again, due to the dress hitching up, give us a nice flash of the blonde's dark blue boxers. "Arghh! S-stop torturing m-me!" Sasuke cried, throwing his head back and moaning as loudly as he may.
"Teme? Your face is all red… are you sick?" the blonde moved forward to feel the young Uchiha's forehead… just then, Itachi walked in. Seeing our dear Naru-chan in a maid's costume and sitting on a flushed Sasuke almost gave him a heart attack. Naruto shifted his position once again, and waved at the older of the two. At that Sasuke moaned once again.
Noooo… Otouto is molesting my Naru-chan! Itachi thought. He ran up to Naruto and pulled him off Sasuke. The young raven slowly sat up, ignoring his raging hard-on. "N-naruto… go take a bath," the young Uchiha said, glaring at his aniki.
"Clothes?" Naruto asked. "I have you're school uniform in there, I want you to change into it so I can see if I need to make any adjustments." Naruto nodded and took off.
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"Lalala…" Naruto sang as he made his way to the bathroom, hearing random swearing from Sasuke's bedroom. "Lalala…" Naruto continued, ignoring whatever was going on.
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Back in Sasuke's room, the two Uchiha's were arguing.
"What the fuck was that, otouto?" Itachi glared at his younger brother.
"Nothing! He just started molesting me!" Sasuke glared back.
"More like, you molested him!" the glaring competition was ON!!
Just then, Naruto walked in, wearing the girl's school uniform. It was a white buttoned shirt and a red pleated skirt, halfway down his thighs. The blonde was busy tugging on the skirt not noticing Itachi and Sasuke fly back, blood flowing from their noses. When he looked up, the two Uchiha's were lying on the floor, with pools of blood around them. You seem to have that effect on them.
Naruto sighed. "Guess I have to look after them."
-He's my master-
Half an hour later, Itachi was in his room, safe and sound. Sasuke, however, was having the time of his life, fucking that gorgeous blonde ass… in his dreams; he currently was having since he fainted. He unfortunately didn't realise he was moaning out loud. Naruto was sitting in the edge of the bed, watching the young Uchiha.
"Maybe he's sick!" Naruto exclaimed, worriedly. Or maybe he's just being a pervert. "Or maybe he's sick!" Naruto kept insisting he's sick and ignored whatever his stupid conscience kept saying.
Suddenly, Sasuke's back arched off the bed, moaning out Naruto's name loudly. The said blonde dashed over to the raven's side, asking if he was okay. The young Uchiha had woken up from his dream, all sweaty. He gazed over at the blonde besides him, still wearing the uniform he made.
"Teme, you okay? You and Itachi passed out from blood loss, so I helped you to bed and you were like moaning all the time." Naruto explained. "Are you okay? You're really red!"
Sasuke was blushing. Gah! He heard me moaning! Shit! The raven thought. He had one of those delicious dreams of fucking that tight lit—
Okay, I won't describe because poor Sasuke's pants were getting a bit too tight for his own good, not that it wasn't before. Under the blankets, the raven's hand slowly crept down to erection. Gah! What am I doing? I can't jerk off here! Sasuke argued with himself but no matter what he said, his hands couldn't help but touch himself.
His fingers touched his large member lightly, running them up and down and stopped at the head. His thumb slowly ran over the slit, teasing himself. If it was possible, his erection grew harder. Sasuke bit his lip, trying his best to not moan out loud. No! I will not do this here! Sasuke yelled at himself.
He turned to look at Naruto, who was looking at him strangely. Meanwhile, Naruto was mumbling to himself. You do know that Uchiha is playing with himself.
"Playing? Like a game?" Uh… he's teasing himself. "Teasing?" Gah! He's jerking himself off! "Jerking off? Hehe, stupid conscience, you're so silly!" You're too innocent for your own good.
Our little Naru-chan was just too pure to be corrupted by his own mind. Not noticing Sasuke was teasing himself again. You know Naruto; you should help him with problem. "Teme has a problem?" Yes, it's called an erection. "Er-rect-tion…" Yep! You should give him a hand job. "A hand job?" Gah! Never mind!
Sasuke was still staring at the blonde. From Sasuke's view, it looked like Naruto was talking to himself. His facial expression kept changing. It was a weird sight, and yet the younger Uchiha's lower region was still as hard as ever. How is that even possible? I don't know either. I just felt like torturing Sasuke.
God! I need to cum! Now! The young Uchiha's hand was still in his boxers but he didn't dare to move. No! I must not do this! The dobe is still in the room.
As Sasuke was thinking, Naruto's conscience was convincing him to give Sasuke a blow job, but the blondie was just too pure to corrupt.
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In Itachi's room, the older Uchiha woke up covered in sweat. His front part of his pants had a wet patch and he had sported an erection. Damn wet dream! Naru-chan is just too hot! Itachi thought to himself. I really need to get rid of this hard-on…
As you can see… the Uchiha's have a serious case of the erection disease. The author nodded as she typed the story. The erection disease is… I don't know. I just made it up. Shhh... You don't need to know that but for now, we'll leave Itachi.
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Naruto had left the room to explore the mansion, leaving Sasuke so he could get rid of his erection. Actually his conscience had said that exploring would be a good idea. Secretly it knew that the raven was having trouble controlling himself. So when the blonde left the room, Sasuke's hand started stroking himself, occasionally teasing himself. As sad as this is, we must leave Itachi and Sasuke to their… fun.
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It was late at night, Sasuke was sitting in his study… lab… whatever. He was currently laughing like a maniac like the night before. As amazing as his evil laugh was… it isn't important. "I'm important! I'm like the main character!" The author ignored the raven, since he wasn't important and continued writing the story. On the desk were Naruto's enrolment forms. "Muahahahha! Now Naru-chan shall continue serving me at school!" the young Uchiha cackled evilly. The raven was truly stupid. "I ain't stupid!"
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