He is my master
Slap!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Warning: OOC. Like seriously! Citrus/lime. Bad Language. Perverted Sasuke.
Light was peeking through the curtains as a new day begun. The blinding star shone upon the dazzling blond threatening the teenager. Naruto scrunched up his nose and squinted his azure eyes as he adjusted from the sudden light. His tanned hands reached up to rub away the sleep and gave a loud yawn, stretching his arms. He was, yet again, in Sasuke's bed since the raven left to his study or something, leaving the blond to the comfy bed.
"Today's Monday." Naruto stated, he glanced to the alarm clock beside him. The green light was blinking non-stop, flashing 6:30AM. "I wonder if the teme's awake." The blond crept down the corridor, making sure not to wake Itachi. Unfortunately for him, Itachi was already awake. "Naruto-kun, where are you going?"
If it was possible, the young teenager had a mini heart attack and turned around. Naruto flashed the older Uchiha his famous grin and glomped him. Itachi fell over, due to the impact, with the blond sitting down on his waist. He's sporting an erection!
"Hey Itachi?" Naruto tilted his head to the side, signaling he was thinking. "What's an erection?"
"Guhh… Erm… Oh… you know…" the older Uchiha spluttered. "Naru, you should ask Sasuke!"
"Oh, okay!" Naruto dashed off to Sasuke's lab/study, whatever you want to call it, shouting a thank you.
You know… you could've always explained it to him… and then get him to suck you off. Itachi's perverted mind thought.
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"TEMMMEEEEEE" Naruto yelled, breaking the door down to find the young raven was sleeping. His head were buried in his pale hands, trying to block out the sunlight. The hyper blond started shaking the Uchiha by the shoulders. "Teme!! Wake up!"
"Urghh…" Sasuke yawned and his hands rubbed the sleep away from his eyes. "Why are you always so loud? What time is it? What do you want?"
"Well… I'm loud because I'm a morning person. The time is 6:39AM and I was wondering…" Naruto stopped; he had forgotten what he wanted. School? "Ahh… yes school!" Uchiha's looking at you weirdly. "Gah! Shit, do we go to school today?"
"Erm… yeah… Oh right, go get changed into the uniform from yesterday…"
-He's my master-
10 long torturous minutes later, Uzumaki Naruto was wearing the girl's uniform, yanking the skirt down desperately so it would cover more of the blond. While he was busy fixing his skirt, Sasuke was lying on the carpet with various bruises. There was a perfectly ordinary excuse for the injuries.
-Flashback-
"Y-you want me to wear the skirt?" Naruto stuttered. 'Damn that bastard! I'm not wearing a fucking skirt!'
"Yes, and you shall continue to serve me at school too." Sasuke said, calmly.
Wham! "Ahh! Mercy!" Crash! "Gahh! It hurts!" Boom! "Naruto! Stop! Are you trying to kill me…?! Ow! Ouch! Fucking hell!"
-End Flashback-
Yes, and after those 10 long and torturous minutes, Uchiha Sasuke was lying on the carpet with many injuries and yet Uzumaki Naruto was still wearing the girl's uniform. Either way, this just makes the story all the better.
The two idiots walked slowly… well, Sasuke was slightly limping. Anyway, they trudged to school while Naruto was constantly fixing the skirt. They went their separate ways after walking to the front gate of the school. Sasuke went to his normal classroom while Naruto wandered aimlessly, until he came to the office.
-He's my master-
"Okay, would you like to introduce yourself?" Kakashi, the teacher asked, his hand holding an orange book to his face which was most likely porn.
"Erm… My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I like ramen!" the blond said enthusiastically. Around 30 pairs of eyes stared intently at the teenager like he was an alien from another planet. Naruto walked to the only spare seat in the room, with his head held up to show that he was confident, when deep down he was as nervous as hell.
Whispers were heard from where Naruto was sitting, they made Naruto more nervous than what he felt now.
"He's cute!" A girl with pink hair squealed. "Sexy ass!" Another girl with blonde hair said to her pink haired companion making Naruto blush in turn.
You're self introduction went well and you made a good impression. But… Why are you seated next to the perverted teme!? Naruto's conscience complained while the blond nodded an agreement.
"Hey Blondie, I'll show you around so you don't get your cute little ass lost, alright? My name's Kiba" This was said by a boy with chocolate brown hair, two red triangles tattooed on his cheek and a dog peeping out of his jacket. Naruto stared at the boy before nodding with a wide smile plastered on his face.
The two were talking; slowly getting to know each other, when out of nowhere a dash of green came out of nowhere "Welcome to our youthful school! My name is Lee! You must join the sports team; it is filled with so much youth!" a boy with a bowl haircut said, shaking Naruto's hand with enthusiasm. The blonde's arm was threatening to fall off from the shaking. "Erm…" he started off before he got interrupted once again.
"Hey blondie, why are you wearing a skirt? You aren't a girl right? 'Cause if you are, you'd be hot!" Kiba stated, with a wink. "I'm not a girl, I'm a guy!" Uzumaki answered with a certain nod.
"Oh, I see. So… why are you wearing a skirt for?" Naruto blushed a bright shade of red. How are you going to get yourself out of this one? "Erm… I got to go! Byeeee!" he shouted, before rushing towards the other side of the classroom, not looking where he was going. He landed with a bump into big strong hands. The blond looked up locking his eyes with aqua. He pushed himself off and looked at the boy in front of him.
The person in front of him had aqua eyes and red flaming hair. He also had a red tattoo on the side of his forehead which was kanji for love. Not noticing the glare he got from the red head, Naruto hugged the boy. "Hey dude! Name's Naruto, what's yours?" Naruto said, jumping up and down from excitement.
Shit, what's wrong with this guy! He bumped into me, the social reject and loner, and he starts asking me my name while jumping up and down? Is he on sugar high? The red head thought, watching the boy jump up and down, with a bright smile.
"Gaara." The boy said in amazement at the amount of energy Naruto had. "Hey Gaara! You're gonna be my best friend!" the blonde said hurriedly, giving Gaara a quick hug, running to the door. Before Naruto ran out he said, "Sorry Gaara! Nature calls!"
Weird boy. You have a friend! Amazing! Gaara's conscience said.
"Shut up, you piece of shit!" the red head mumbled to himself, shooting everyone a glare that came within one meter towards him.
He's kind of cute you know…
"I said shut up!"
…and he's got a cute ass too…
"Shut up!"
Wouldn't you like to pound into that?!
"Shut the fuck up!" Gaara yelled, forgetting that he was in class.
By now, Naruto had came back, from looking everywhere for the toilet. The blonde walked up to Gaara, patting him on the back. "Hey, are you okay?" Naruto whispered worriedly. Everyone in the room was quiet and all eyes were on Naruto and the red head. Many of the students were crowding around gossiping at Gaara's outburst. "Fine."
"Stupid people…" Uzumaki murmured. "Get back to your shit!" Naruto yelled out, making everyone go back to whatever they were doing.
"Thanks…" Gaara mumbled, his red bangs shadowing his face. "Heh… no problem!" Naruto hugged Gaara again and smiled.
This time the red head couldn't stop himself from thinking the word cute. Naruto walked back to his seat, not noticing the eyes that followed him.
Two pairs of eyes were watching him slowly sit down. One of them belonged to a pair of black coal eyes, glaring at Naruto.
Doesn't anything faze him? He's wearing a skirt for god's sake! And he made friends with the social reject! And he is MY maid! No one touches him!
Possessive much? Sasuke stopped glaring at Naruto and turned to glare at Gaara, who looked quite clueless due to what happened.
Meh, who could blame him? The raven turned back to Naruto, watching his every move.
The other pair of eyes belonged to a certain Hyuuga, Hyuuga Neji to be exact. The long brown haired teen watched Naruto since he came into the classroom.
He saw the way Naruto smiled, the way his eyes sparkled, the way he laughed; the way his skirt would flip up when he jumped, the way his ass shook when he walked… all together… he'd be the ideal stalker.
Yes, and he was proud, even though it wasn't a good thing. His white eyes followed whatever he did. Naruto suddenly looked up, and scanned the classroom. His azure eyes landed on Neji's. He flashed the long haired teen a sweet smile and turned away.
Holy fuck! He smiled at me! From then on, Neji became a fan boy! Heh, joking! Actually, Neji stared out to space with a lovesick expression on his face; his eyes glazed.
Naruto on the other hand had smiled at anyone else that had been staring at him, hoping to make new friends. His azure eyes soon landed on Sasuke's.
Just when I started to have a good day, I remember that Uchiha-teme is here. Why me!?
"Teme, what you looking at?!" Sasuke just kept staring at the cute blonde. "Teme!"
Doesn't he ever call me by my name? He's so cute when he's angry… ouch! That hurts! What the fuck is he doing?
Meanwhile, Naruto had called the young Uchiha's name for like around 5 minutes before he started losing patience, not that he had any to start with… but he had started to lose the only patience that he had so he started to shake Sasuke. When he got no response he started to poke him… in the cheek. When he still got no response he started slapping him gently in the face, slowly getting harder and harder when he still got no reaction.
"Damnit teme! Answer me you asswipe!" Naruto yelled, destroying Sasuke's eardrums.
Ouch! Ow! Stop it dobe! What the fuck!!
"Teme!" Our cute little Naru yelled again.
"Stop it!" Sasuke stopped the blonds tanned hands before he collided with his face.
"Oh yeah, now you answer!" Naruto yelled, frustrated. Sasuke's cheeks were, by now, pink, almost red from the constant slapping. Well, it was the young Uchiha's fault that he was daydreaming about our Naru-chan.
Sasuke was speechless. His face was bright pink and was starting to feel the sting. Why did he have to slap so hard? Is he always this violent? Oh yeah, he is…
"Teme!" Naruto started slapping the raven's face again. Sasuke had started to daydream again but he stopped abruptly when a loud slap was heard throughout the classroom, sending even Neji out of his daydream.
Where'd that loud slap come from…? Ow… My cheek's burning!
"Teme!" the owner of the 'slap' shouted.
"WHAT?!" Sasuke shouted right back. Naruto huffed. What does it take for the teme to listen?
The blonde grabbed the raven's hand, holding it gently and dragged him out of the classroom to the sick bay. Everyone in the room was watching. Neji and Gaara's glares sent Sasuke's empty seat a glare.
Damn Uchiha! They both thought at the same time.
-He's my master-
"Dobe, where are you dragging me?" Sasuke questioned, with one eye brow raised elegantly. The sudden action had caught the young Uchiha off guard and was extremely confused. As well as that, Naruto had been really quiet the whole time, which was a little strange… at least for the blond who was usually loud.
"I slapped you too hard." Naruto answered calmly, maybe a bit too calm. "Why did you slap me then?"
"'Cause you weren't listening to me."
"Did I have to?"
"No."
"So why you being such a dobe?"
"Because if you didn't answer I'd slap you, duh!"
This worthless conversation went on for a reasonably long time. When they finally got to the sick bay, Sasuke had a few more bruises than before. There was no one in the room when they got there so Naruto assumed the nurse had gone to lunch. Naruto walked in and got the last icepack from the fridge. He wrapped it in a towel and handed it to the sitting Sasuke.
The raven just held it in his hand. Naruto sighed and took the icepack out of Sasuke's hands and held it to the raven's pink cheek. The young Uchiha's hands were sitting on his lap, awkwardly, not knowing what to do.
He's so close. If I lean closer I could kiss him!
Sasuke went in for the kill; his head slanted one way and moved forward to press his lips towards Naruto.
"What the fuck!"
Many people voted for OOC. I am sorry if you dislike OOC but i think it would make the story more funny. The OOCness will start in the next chapter.
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