He is my master

Did you say maid?

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Warning: OOC. Like seriously! Citrus/lime. Bad Language. Perverted Sasuke.

"What the fuck?" The door had opened, slamming into the wall but Sasuke hadn't heard it. His mind was set on those luscious lips of HIS dobe. Naruto was a different story; he wasn't even looking at the Uchiha. He was tired and his eyes had drooped shut.

For Sasuke, those delicious lips of his maid were just a few centimeters away. But when the door slammed open, the dobe moved making the young Uchiha miss his one and only chance. At the door were two very angry and pissed teenagers, also known as Gaara and Neji. Oh how those two were going to beat that raven. You wouldn't want to be in their way when those two went on a rampage.

"Stop making them sound deadly!" the said raven shouted out, head facing the white and plain ceiling. The author gave a shrug and continued typing. Gaara rushed over to the blonde, who was kneeling down, and pulled him into a protective hug.

The red head growled, glaring at the Uchiha. Wow, Gaara's protective side has come to the rescue! Oh look, so he listened to Shukaku after all and yes, these little weirdoes name their conscience. "Mine, no one touches my Naruto!"

Who is as hot as hell!! Shukaku added.

Neji marched over to the raven… RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! Okay, no… he didn't do that. He stormed over the Uchiha and grabbed him by the collar of the shirt.

"What the fuck was that?" the long haired teen hissed, staring at the red head whose arms were circled around Naruto's waist before turning back to Sasuke.

"He's my maid; I may do whatever I want." The young Uchiha replied coolly as Naruto's head shot up as he heard the word 'maid.'

"Maid?" Gaara and Neji yelled out simultaneously, looking to the blond. The boy shot the raven an angry look before noticing the stares. He lowered his head, making his bangs cover his beautiful azure eyes. His cheeks were slowly turning red from the intense stares.

Damnit, the teme always ruin everything for you, huh?

Naruto didn't bother answering; he just concentrated on staring at the floor that you'd think he was counting how many tiles there were. He could feel another pair of eyes looking his way, the tension was heavy and an awkward silence had clouded the room.

Well that was stupid, Uchiha. Sasuke's conscience had said, in an accusing tone. "Yes, he's my maid! Got a problem?" the silly raven yelled out loud, trying to ignore the annoying voice in his head.

While the three boys were playing with their dollies… I mean fighting and yelling, the little blonde scampered off, walking through the door that was permanently wedged into the wall. The corridor was silent with the exception of Naruto's little footsteps.

"Uchiha… Master… Asshole… Teme… Fucking dipshit… stupid…" Those were the words I could make out from Naruto's mumbling. He was too involved with his… rant to not notice he had walked all the way back to the mansion… well, Sasuke's mansion. Itachi had opened the door with a confused look on his face, not bothering to ask.

The blonde stomped all the way into his room, not even noticing Itachi stalking him. He slammed the door in the older Uchiha's face; almost catching his nose if he didn't jump away. Naruto hadn't even come out when Itachi had told him that he made ramen for him which is a very big deal, for your information.

Meanwhile, at school the three idiotic boys were still arguing with each other. They still, yet hadn't noticed that their beloved blonde had run away from them.

"How can he be your fucking maid?" Neji growled out through gritted teeth.

"H-he just is!" Sasuke stuttered out. Way to go, Uchiha. Stupid much?

"I want to be a maid too…" Gaara said, emotionlessly.

"That's just stupid, it's not like Naru-chan wanted to be your maid!" The pupil-less boy protested.

"I want to be a maid." Gaara tried again, failing the first time.

"Are you implying I blackmailed him?" the raven gracefully raised an eyebrow at the Hyuuga, seeming offended.

"I want to be a maid." Gaara sighed, yet raising his voice a bit louder, hoping for either of them to listen.

"Well, you are known to be extremely perverted." Neji thought aloud. "What other reason would there be for him to work as your maid."

"Because he wa—" but Sasuke got cut off.

"I WANT TO BE A FUCKING MAID!!"

"…" Gaara's outburst triggered a rather awkward silence.

The long haired teen stood there, face emotionless it would seem but if you zoom in, you'd see he had one elegant eyebrow raised. I know this because I have a magnifying glass! Anyway, while Neji was being an emotionless prick… Uchiha was… exactly the same except he was thinking of his perverted thoughts.

The more maids, the better! Sasuke kept thinking even though he didn't like Gaara all that much. Ah well, of course my beloved readers would love stupid ole' Sasuke to hire another maid, right? Ignoring the complaints of the raven, the author continued to type away.

"Erm… sure… come by my house this afternoon." Sasuke automatically replied, a tad bit confused. Satisfied with his answer, Gaara left the room which reeked of… well, it reeked of shit. After all, it is a sick bay, right? Fine, it's a room with two sexy boys, happy now? "Do you ever shut up?" Our raven mumbled to the ceiling.

"Uchiha, I think you are the most perverted student in this school. I can't believe you accepted Sabaku as your maid! Unbelievable!" Hyuuga exclaimed, shaking his head.

"He seemed pretty eager to me. You jealous?" Sasuke smirked.

"Yes! I m-mean no! Wh-what the fuck?!" Neji managed to stutter out.

"If you want, you can always join Gaara… I don't have any objections," the young Uchiha winked, cheekily. Shaking his head, the brunette rushed out of the room, face bright pink.

Back at the Uchiha estate, a familiar red head was banging on the doors, yelling out several cruses.

Where the fuck is that ass that's meant to open the door? Doesn't Uchiha have butlers? Shukaku complained. The red head growled in reply, fed up of waiting. Just as he was leaving, the door opened.

"Gaara?" Naruto's voice called out, curiously. "Wh-what are you doing here?"

"Skipped. Where did you go? I was worried!" Even though Gaara was lecturing the blond, he gave a gentle smile. Walk back to the big white mansion, he gave the boy a small hug before stepping into the manor without an invite.

"So what are you actually here for?" the blond asked skeptically.

"I told you I—" Gaara was silenced by Naruto's venomous glare. "F-fine, it was… um… Uchiha."

Conveniently, the Uchiha was already walking home. He, too, skipped school. What was with all these boys skipping school? It's like they miss school deliberately. Well, thanks to my useless rambling, Sasuke had already arrived at the door, greeted by a snarling blond instead of his usual bundle of joy and the emotionless red head.

Look whose here early… Uchiha thought.

"Keen, are we, Sabaku?" the raven sneered.

"Only for my darling Naru-chan," Gaara said sweetly, holding the confused blonde to his chest in some form of hug.

"Stop playing around and go inside. I need to take your measurements and all that crap." The young Uchiha said with a sigh and walked in completely ignoring the blonde.

Looks like he's ignoring you,Kyuubi stated. Maybe you should seduce him, again.

"Maybe later," the blond murmured to himself. He followed Sasuke and Gaara to the living room before bowing and heading to the kitchen where Itachi was already sitting there, drinking some tea. "Yo."

"Er… Konnichiwa Itachi-sama." Naruto bowed. "Wh-whoa Naruto. Don't say that! I might accidentally cum in my pants!"

"Sorry… Is Itachi okay then?" the blonde scratched his head, think. "Yeah… or Itachi-nii." The blond nodded, storing the information in the depth in his head. "Um… How do I make tea?"

"Here…" Itachi took out a tray with two cups of tea filled to the brim.

"Do you by any chance, do magic?" said Naruto with a smile, making the older Uchiha chuckle softly. The blond carefully took hold of the tray and set the table silently, listening to Gaara and Sasuke's conversation.

"So… obviously, you will wear a costume that Uzumaki is currently not wearing. You will do whatever duties I have for you with no complaint (not that you'll listen anyway). It's not much. I just want more company in this mansion." The raven rambled on.

"…"

"Okay! So let's take your measurements!" Uchiha said, enthusiastically. Gaara took off his oversized red jumper to show a lean chest and pale skin. Naruto's mouth watered with desire, drool threatening to fall out of his mouth. He licked his now dry lips, hungrily. Oh wow… you'd think the blond was seme, but unfortunately not.

Sasuke took out his measuring tape and did his 'thing', occasionally glancing at Naruto, his mouth a thin line.

Stop drooling, dobe. Aren't you affected by my avoidance? Sasuke complained, in his head. The author shook her head sadly. What? Why are you staring at me like that for? It's his fault. As the author went to sulk in the corner, the story continues from where it left off.

"Naru-chan… Please stop staring at me like a piece of meat… I'm blushing." Gaara flirted in a sort of cute voice. The blond looked away, his face turning red while the red head had on his oh-so-sexy smirk.

Uchiha growled, angry that Naruto wasn't paying attention to him. Actually he's been rather quiet today and paying more attention to Gaara than me. Maybe hiring Sabaku wasn't a good idea but… I wanted more maids. Sasuke whined. The author's eyebrows raised, after all, his constant rambling is very… disturbing at times.

I'm so sorry i haven't updated for so long. School is a living nightmare you know...? That and i don't really like this story. It seems like it isn't going anywhere. Anyway, read and review for me hunnies (: