Fowl Mouth Agents
Part 2
When you see this symbol "#," That means that it is a curse word
After J and Spin were using the "sentence enhancers," they finally decided to call it a day.
The next day, Agents Derek, Morris, J, and Spin were on a mission. Jane and her boyfriend/quarterback football player Don Tanner needed help babysitting the kids again. J and Spin thought it was okay to use their "sentence enhancers" in front of them.
"Come on, guys. If we were able to help them before, then we can do it again." Derek said.
"Yeah, let's do it." Morris said.
As soon as the agents were about to get their groove on, J and Spin began to use their "sentence enhancers."
"HEY, EVERYBODY, LOVELY #ING DAY WE'RE HAVING, HUH? J said on his microphone. Everyone that was inside Jane's house (excluding Spin) was in total shock to hear J say that word. Jane and Don had to cover the children's ears to make sure that they did not hear it.
"Hey, Spin. How the # are you?" J said.
"Pretty #ing good." Spin said.
"I thought this was a mission, not a gutter mouth contest!" Morris said.
J had grabbed his microphone and began to do his own version of "spiting his lyrics."
"Attention, everyone. Today, we are going to sing "I Don't Give A# " by Lil' Jon & The Eastside Boys, then we will sing "Slob On My# " By Three 6 Mafia. These #ing songs are going to be so good, that it's going to #ing hit you like a #ng ton of #ing bricks. It will be our #ing pleasure." J said.
Derek and Morris was in total shock, with their jaws dropping down to the floor and their non-pupil eyes as big as dinner plates. Meanwhile, Agent Chieftain happened to walk by the house, and he knew that Derek, Morris, J, and Spin was in their, Chieftain had the power to sense someone's aura and know where it's coming from. He felt something weak from the agents, "They are about to fail the mission." He thought.
"Get out of this house until you learn how to talk to us like gentleman!" Jane said.
Like a football player, Don had tackled the agents out of the house. The agents had fail the mission, and were pretty upset about it. Derek and Morris were very angry at J and Spin for using their "sentence enhancers." As soon as the agents got back up from the ground, they see Chieftain standing their with a mean look on his face, ready to beat the stuffing out of anyone who made this mission unsuccessful.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Chieftain said.
"Those two fowl mouthed agents just learn a new word, and they said it in front of the kids." Derek said.
"Really, what did they say?" Chieftain said.
Morris was standing real close to Chieftain and was whispering the "word" to his ear.
"I didn't hear it, say it again." Chieftain said.
Morris increase the volume of his voice and whispered the "word to him again.
"WHAT!? SPIN AND J, COME OVER HERE, RIGHT NOW!!" Chieftain yelled.
The two agents were slowly walking towards Chieftain, and were waiting for their scolding to begin.
"I SHOULD BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF YOU FOR USING SUCH LANGUAGE." Chieftain yelled.
"But Chief, Spin and I were using our sentence enhancers." J said.
"Yeah, It's fancy talk." Spin said.
"Their's nothing "fancy" about that word." Chieftain said.
"Are you talking 'bout # ?" Spin said.
"Yes, that one, now stop saying that, it's a bad word." Chieftain said.
"A BAD WORD!?" Spin and J both said.
"Yes, and the word you are using is known as "Word #11." That word is one of the fourteen bad words that no one should ever use."
"I thought their were only twelve of them." Morris said.
"Morris, if you been living with an Ouendan for three years, than it's fourteen." Chieftain laughs.
"That didn't make any sense." Morris said.
"Wow, fourteen bad words." J said.
"That's a lot of ing bad word." Spin said.
"Now I want both of you guys to promise that you will never use those words again." Chieftain said.
"We promise." J and Spin said.
To Be Continued