Disclaimer: You can watch the video's of these songs at your own risk on you tube. We just wanted to do smthg out there so don't judge us based on this! Otherwise enjoy the chapter, it's a little shorter because it's in pairs! Photos on profile on the female costumes.

Getin' down n' Dutty!

EMPOV

"Alice do you have any ideas on the challenge we choose, okay I was thinking about…"

"Wait Emmett let's not be so predictable, let's do something they won't expect"

"But Alice this is US! We have to if we don't, then we'll defame our names"

"Hmm I see your point so what did you have in mind?"

"I was thinking about Dirty Dancing!"

"So yeah who ever has the best routine wins, it's like a dance off. They'll get 10 minutes to discuss and quickly make a routine, that sound good?" Asked Alice.

"All right then that sounds great and we'll choose the songs" I said very excited.

"Should we get a head start in planning a routine?" I asked my sister wondering if that would be against the rules.

"No Emmett that would be unfair if we get more time than them so I guess we can think of it separately but we can not put the ideas together until the beginning the competition.

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BPOV

Another night without Edward, and it didn't get any easier and to top it off I could feel the loneliness off of jasper because he also missed Alice. We had discussed what Alice and Emmett would have chosen and came to the conclusion that it was going to be BAD so we mentally prepared our selves for the worst.

"Alright everyone, please come downstairs." called Esme.

"Time for Let it Rip to announce the competition of the day. Alice. Emmett. Please come to the front and explain your challenge." said Carlisle.

"Okay, well the challenge we chose is…" they stopped for a dramatic pause.

"Dirty Dancing!" the exclaimed together.

All of us looked at them in shock. Jazz and I were right to think that they would choose something so out there. When no one said anything, Emmett continued to explain the rules.

"The winning team will be which ever team has the best routine and can really shake that thang!"

"Plus we've taken the courtesy to decide your songs for you and you have ten minutes to make up the routine and the best thing is that you can dance with your mate but only one person form each team will be marked. We've decided that the girls will be marked" Said Alice.

I through her a dirty glance because she knew I couldn't do this. Instantly Edward came to stand beside me and whispered "don't worry love we can do this, let's show them what we got"

I whispered back in an afraid tone. I heard Emmett yell let's get down n' dutty!! As we were getting ready to leave Alice called us back and said that she was about to announce the songs that we were suppose to dance too. Personally I thought it was more humping that dancing.

"Alright Emmett and Rose you'll be dancing to… Curious by Danny Fernandez" Exclaimed Alice in her soprano high voice.

"Edward and Bella you'll be dancing to Cyclone by Baby Bash" she informed us.

I gasped I knew that song, I'd heard it before and it was so disgusting and the video ugh was just plain gross.

"Jasper and I will dance to Pop Lock and Drop by Huey…Bella you're first then Rose and of course the best for last will be for last, US!!

TEN MINUTES LATER

RPOV

We heard Carlisle call us down when our ten minuets were over. I was ready and very confident that I was going to win this with Emmett by my side or should I say behind me.

Bella and Edward were to go first. I was excited to see this because ever since she became a vampire their nights had always been very "time consuming", they thought that they were giving Emmett and I a run for our money.

Bella and Edward walked downstairs. Bella wearing a blue and black tunic top with half leggings and black closed heels, on top of her clothes was a black trench coat. Edward was wearing button down blue shirt with medium tight black jeans. His accessories consisted of jazz hat tilted to the side and a simple silver chain.

"Are you ready?" Asked Esme she sounded scared for them and Bella looked unusually pale for a vamp. I heard Edward whisper Bella more than half the moves, you though up of, why are you backing out now? He asked because I wasn't anticipating this she answered back. Oh so Bella thought up of these moves. Hmm this could get interesting.

Edward stood off to the side with his crooked grin and Bella was center stage and she began to swirl her hips then very slowly and very silkily she removed her trench coat while swaying to the music. Bella danced solo for the first two verses then on the third verse Edward walks in imitating a gangster walk and when Baby Bash says Now look at that pepper on the back of that bumper he walks behind her and smacks her bum. She spun around to face him and unbuttons the top two buttons of his shirt and turns back around doing the car against his body.

Edward has one arm around her waist with his free hand he's doing his gagster hand moves. For the rest of the dance Bella did some belly dancing when ever cyclone was said and she ground and wound and bubbled on Edward. By the end of the song half of Edward's shirt was open. Every now and then Edward would run his hands up and down her side. The finale was when Bella turned around and at the final cyclone grinded up against6 Edward facing him and Edward in perfect sync did the same. As soon as the song ended Bella ran up stairs in embarrassment and to change. Edward slowly followed after her but only after Carlisle warned about doing anything other than changing. Emmett added keyword being doing.

"Edward you and Bella have two minutes to change before we send Emmett to drag you out" Said Esme.

"Yeah I'll never let you live it down" Said Emmett.

I think Bella and Edward were very good but because Bella never liked dancing there was some stiffness. As Bella and Edward made their way down Emmett and I made our way upstairs to change into are costumes.

BPOV

I was flushed from the intense dancing routine with Edward. I was shocked that I was the one that created the dance and actually went along with it. Now it was time for Rosalie and Emmett to dance. I could hear muffled laughter from upstairs. They made their way downstairs and I just stared in awe at Rose. She was wearing a Black jumper skort by Anna Sui with knee high leather stilettos boots. As the music started Rosalie was standing there with a wine glass in her hand and Emmett walked in lip syncing to the first part. Rosalie began to sway her head and grind down to the floor. Suddenly Emmett was solo on stage was breaking dancing to

standin' over there
actin' like it ain't about to go down.
And maybe, if I take you back to my place then
just maybe

Then Rosalie was back on stage giving him hungry looks. He walked over to her when the i can put my hands on your beautiful body, part came on he actually rode his hands up her body form her hips to her upper chest. She then turned around when makin' love night and day baby it's about to go down came on and oh my gawd She actually leaned back and Emmett was half way on op of her. This was a pose that one should never try. When the Curious refrain came on Rose and Emmett were basically gyrating against each other. After more of Emmett's break dancing and Rose's sensuous moves that were smooth the song ended and their end pose was that Emmett got down on his knees and Rose had her hands on his head with her legs a foot apart sticking bum out.

Compared to mine she better handled these moves; I know I was a bit jittery and I had fun doing it with Edward. Next was Alice's turn and Jasper and her went upstairs to change. A few minutes later they came back down stairs with Alice wearing a Striped Sequin number by Jovani. Jasper was really styling the gangster look. He had black baggy jeans tied at his thighs exposing dark blue boxers that had dollar signs on them. He wore a gold jersey that matched Alice's dress. Jasper was wearing big sunglasses with a gold cap t hat had bunny ears sticking out of them.

As the music started As the music started Jasper waved his hands in a vertical motions if depicting a come here. He was using more wrist motion than finger motion. Alice had her back to the audience and was winding her rear. I must admit it looked good. She did a side to side wave while on the ground. Jasper was still lip syncing and doing hand motions but I could see that his jeans weren't holding up. Then the pop lock and drop it part came of and Alice very gracefully popped her hip and locked and dropped to the ground. Jasper right behind her was in perfect sync with her. Jasper then began to do a soldier boy move I really didn't what these moves were called. Alice began to do a body wave against Jasper.

Then they went down for their second pop lock and drop it Jasper's jeans started slipping down. He attempted to stop them by lifting his knee up and it was too late because Alice began to drop and Jasper was there fluster and couldn't move then it happened. Alice went down Jasper tried to go down with her but his knees banged against rear. We all heard a thunderous sound, like the one when they play base ball. Alice fell and she screamed

"JASPER!!"

"I'm sorry Alice they were falling, I told you this wasn't going to work"

Luckily the argument was stopped by very appalled looking Carlisle and Esme.

"Jasper Whitlock Hale pull up your pant NOW" Yelled Esme.

Every one noticed that in the excitement Jasper had let go of his pants and they were around his ankles now. Every one was holding in their laughter because no one wanted Alice's wrath on them. Alice stormed upstairs and jasper followed. They came down separately and Jasper came to site by me and Edward. Alice was busy talking to Carlisle about the little malfunction. Jasper whispered to me

"I'm really glad that I'm not going to see her for the rest of the week, otherwise I might not live!"

"It's okay Jazz you still did well, you looked the best out there among the men!"

He flashed me a grateful smile. Carlisle called us to his attention.

"Every one we have decided on the winners" He said.

We all stood waiting.

"The winners are 'Constipation and Diarrhea don't mix'" announced Esme.

"Although Bella and Edward were close, Rosalie was a bit better when it came to smoothness" Carlisle explained.

Rose came to Edward and Edward looked at me and said

"Sorry love you'll get em' next time"

I flashed him a smile, because to me it didn't matter and I myself thought that Rosalie was better.

"Edward and Rosalie you have all night to decide on the next challenge"