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Opposite Dressing
BPOV
"Ya Jazz, I can't believe we won!" I exclaimed. I was sure that Emmett and Alice would win because they are really out going unlike us. I still couldn't believe that I pole danced. I kind of feel dirty.
"Ya I know I was shocked too, and by the emotion in the room I could tell that every one else was also shocked." said Jasper.
"Okay I guess we have to choose the challenge then…hmm what should we do?" I wondered out loud.
"Well maybe we could do opposite dressing." said Jasper deep in thought.
"It sounds good but explain it some more." I said my curiosity climbing.
"Well you have to dress the total opposite of what you usually do, so we guys would have to dress like girls and the girls have to dress like guys…but for you I guess you would have to dress like a totally girly girl. You know since you wouldn't mind dressing like a guy so I guess to make it fair that is what we should do." explained Jasper.
"Oh sounds good but lets make it the girls will choose the guys outfits while the girls themselves can wear something of the guys…oh and I will wear something of Alice's or Rosalie's. Um oh and we should make it into a fashion show and the runway could be the stairs. I don't really want to be publically exposed. That good with you?" I inquired.
"Yes I think it's a good idea, and we might even have a chance of winning, who'll choose the outfits for the boys?" Jasper asked.
"I was thinking the partners choose them because if we let the wives or sisters choose the outfits they might do something to them to make that team loose" I explained.
"Good idea and I don't think I'd survive if Alice had to choose my outfit, I'd be the first suicidal vampire" Jasper said. I knew he wanted to say second but was afraid that my feelings would get hurt. I was starting to enjoy spending time with Jasper. He never ever asked me what I was thinking like Edward. I liked having Edward's attention to my self but sometimes it was nice to be around someone who didn't poke and prod you.
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We all walked downstairs and gathered around so that we could tell them what the challenge was going to be about.
"Guys we have decided the next challenge is opposite dressing" I said. "Jasper will explain further"
Jasper explained them the rules and the criteria for marking us to Carlisle and Esme. Alice was over her head as to the fact that we were having a fashion show.
"Alright everyone we have one hour to get ready, Carlisle, Esme would you please set up the runway near the stairs." I asked.
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Upstairs in each of the contestant's rooms
EPOV
"Um Rosalie what am I going to wear?" I asked my sister. She wasn't so bad to hang out with once you really understood her. I didn't mind spending time with Rose.
"Well let's start off with something easy, like deciding what I'm going to wear. I going to have to dress up as a beggar or something so what ever it is it must clash and would look terribly bad with my really messed up hair. Trip down to good will." She said.
"We should decide what I'm going to have to suffer through as well so we only have to make one trip" I pointed out.
"For you Edward I think you'll look fine in something I have but we are going to have to make a trip to the grocery store" She said.
I was scared I knew why we needed to go to the grocery store, I needed…breast implants.
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We arrived at the grocery store and purchased tangerines. On the other side we saw that Emmett was arguing with Alice over whether to purchase pears or watermelons.
"But Alice the pears are so small, I think the watermelons are better for a man with my figure" Emmett argued.
"Emmett you do not have a figure and the watermelons are…."Alice began to rebuttal but stopped midway.
"Please Alice please" Emmett pleaded.
"Ugh fine"
"Rosalie Emmett's going to stuff watermelons in his clothes" I told her.
She giggled and we made our way over to the register. On the way home Rosalie picked up her rags.
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EMPOV
"Alice we'll have to go the grocery store to get me some breasts. I couldn't possible go out there with my pectorals sticking out and on the way could we stop by La Senza so that I can buy a descent bra and panties. You know I don't own those" I informed Alice.
Bella and Jasper had picked such an easy challenge, Alice and I could win this easy, opposite dressing how hard could it be.
"Alright Emmett and I'll make rags out of some clothes from my winter wardrobe. It needs an update anyway, who said you can't be fashionable even in rags"
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JPOV
"Alright Jasper we can make you wear a cute top and skirt combo that according to your body structure should be stuffed with cantaloupes" My sister said as she eyed me.
"And what will you wear?" I asked her.
"I was thinking of wearing Rose's prom dress, the one she wore when we were in Forks and the first time Edward took me to a dance" She elaborated when I gave her a questioning look.
"I'll go ask Rose if I can borrow it" She quietly left the room and I heard her knock on their door. I heard a very small creak, I could bet big money that Rose only opened the door just enough for her to see Bella's face.
"Hi Rose I was wondering if I could borrow your prom dress, the one you wore at Forks during my junior prom?"
"Sure Bella … Alice get my dress for Bella" I heard Rose yell.
I heard a clink as a hanger met with the door knob. Bella walked over to get the dress and re-entered the room. This was something that Bella would never wear. Then it looked as Bella forgot something and went back to Rose and asked for a piece of clothing that I didn't hear the name of. She walked back with the piece of clothing hidden.
"Alright Jasper this is your outfit. A cute blue…" she began to explain.
EMPOV
"Alice we look damn sexy in …."
RPOV
"Edward I must say that you look drop dead sexy…"
BPOV
We all sat downstairs in the living room with bath robes on waiting for the show to begin.
"Alright children are you ready to begin this show?" asked Esme.
"Ya"
"Bring it"
"Yup"
"Sure what ever"
"Okay then Alice and Emmett you are up. Go to the top of the stairs and then wait for the music to start before you make your way down. You must walk down the stairs stop at the bottom and pose then return back upstairs." Explained Esme.
The music began and Alice started to strut her way down the ramp. She was wearing a very loose black top that had a striking resemblance to a tunic top. For bottoms she wore very loose pants. Around her waist she had a silver belt made of cloth and she wore a necklace. I have to say that sadly though Alice looked very fashionable she didn't meet the requirements of looking like a hobo.
Next 'Help me make it through the night' began and Emmett wearing a red thigh length informal prom dress came down. The dress had slight ruffles near the bottom and a black ribbon around his waist. Emmett was wearing size twelve heels and he had medium sized watermelons as his breasts. Then travesty happened. He tripped and fell on his right side and we heard a massive crash. As Emmett got up he was holding the remnants of his right breast and the watermelon juice was seeping through his dress. It looked like he was bleeding.
"Noooo!! My silicon implants no, they must've expired!!" Count on Emmett to be so melodramatic. He shamelessly got up and finished strutting back to where the stairs were. I for one was glad his act was cut short I wanted to see what Edward was wearing.
'Take me home country road' began and Rose came out in mustard and green coloured rags type things and strut her way across the ramp. The clothes clashing terribly against her green hair with purple polka dots.
Then suddenly the act I'd been waiting for came on, Esme and Carlisle hit the play button and 'Itsy bitsy teeny weenie' began to play. Ever few moments we heard Emmet altering the 'she' to a 'he'.
Edward looking ….appalling sexy in a yellow polka dot bikini with tangerines stuffed in his top strutted down. When he got to the middle of the ramp he stopped. He did a super model pose with his feet a foot apart, one hand in his long fake hair and the other on his hip. His face was pointed toward the ceiling. He stood there for a minute letting us drink him in. I was taking him in like mountain lion blood, but them my eyes wavered to his bikini line which was …definitely not done. Funny how I never noticed that he was the hairiest there. Oh well he was mine and I loved him and it didn't matter if he was a little hairy around the edges.
"Work that thang Edwina" Emmett whistled.
Edward just blew him a kiss. Then Edward began to strut all the way down the front of the ramp and he stopped to jut his left hip out. Then he jutted his right hip out and turned to the side. I could see that there was something hot pink underneath. He pulled down the side of his yellow bikini which earned more cat calls from Jasper and Emmett. He quickly slid it and I saw the five beads that spelled my name. He winked at me and walked back. If I thought his front looked hot his back was amazing. The contrast the yellow bikini had against this pale skin was fabulous. He walked back and disappeared up the stairs.
Next was Jasper's and my turn. I began to walk. I did a 360 in the middle of the runway and stopped at the front. Showed every one my sweeping neckline, backless dress that was tight up to my knees and flared out at my calves. I blew a kiss to everyone but I began giggling as soon as I saw Edward sitting there with his legs spread out. The image of my husband in a bikini with un waxed legs was still fresh in my mind. I was glad I had made Jasper wear a skin coloured pantyhose. I think my giggling ruined it so I quickly walked back up. Jasper walked in with his hands on his hips and swaying his rear from side to side. He walked to the middle and removed a denim jacket to reveal a beaded sky blue top. He had on flats; I thought it would be the easiest to walk in them.
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"Everyone we are very proud of you; you all looked great out there in your feminie/masculin clothes" Carlisle announced.
"There can only be one winner and it is Constipation and Diarrhea don't mix for their flawless and gut worthy performance, and we have a surprise for Edward" said Esme.
"Carlisle and I are very proud by the way you performed earlier on this day, you my son are a very daring man. It takes a real man to go out in a bikini with unshaven legs and pull it down to show off a pink thong with his wife's name on it" Giggled Esme emphasizing all of the embarrassing parts.
"Your surprise is a new 2009 Toyota Hybrid sports car, in white." Said Carlisle.
"Holy shit damn I wanna make adjustments so it can go faster then I want to ride it" Rose said.
"Oh my god I wanna ride it please Eddie" Emmett said.
"Even if you had a chance to ride that you just killed it my calling me Eddie, besides I wanna take Bella on a long drive" Edward exclaimed.
"I don't think that's possible because you aren't allowed to be with your mates but you can take Rose" Said Carlisle
"Yeah you two are even hornier than Rose and I" Emmett snickered.
"Emmett atleast we didn't destroy three houses" I said
"But you'll destroy the caaaaar" Emmett said in a sing song voice.
"Shut it Emmett, c'mon Rose we'll go decide the next challenge" Edward said and Rose went with him to the garage and my love drove off with his sister.