A/n:
We are siblings (4gVn SoUl and Artemis Fowl II) and as such we have decided to write a crackfic. As this is a crackfic this will be the only serious note in the story. As this is the case we thought we would inform you that this is a crackfic with a difference. On both our accounts the same story will be posted under the same name however, both parts won't be the same…
On AF2's account the story will be in Arty's POV and on 4gVn SoUl's account it will be in Holly's POV. This may sound stupid but reading both points will help you to understand it better.
As we have had our final sensible comment for the story, we shall commence with the crackyfickyness (see, it's started already :D)
Disclaimer: Artemis Fowl and any of the associated characters are sole property of Eoin Colfer. Oh well.
AF2 and 4s commence with consuming vast quantities of sugars and E numbers XD
Snap in your Tea?
By 4gVn SoUl
And
Artemis Fowl II
- This story is set after the Time Paradox but Julius isn't dead. 'Why?' You ask.
'WHY NOT!' We answer.
This means that ever good guy met so far is alive and possibly included.
Obtw Arty's Mum doesn't know anything yet. -
Chapter 2: Yay, a green one!
Okay, so Artemis wanted a skittle, but the supermarket doesn't sell individual skittles, so he and butler held the shop manager to ransom for the previously mentioned skittle. Fun-fun! Upon deciding the colour of skittle he wanted, Artemis ran from the shop screaming
"Yay, a green one!"
As Artemis reached his house his mother burst out of the doors screaming "The bells!" and he promptly ordered butler to hit her over the head with a giraffe. Butler ignored this. As the reached the door holly appeared dressed in a black cape and hood, holding a basket full of bowls overrunning with green skittles and milk.
"Would you like an apple dear?" she asked in an elderly, cracking voice.
"That's a cup of tea." Butler pointed out, shaking his head at the idiocy of it all and pushing away the proffered cup. Holly then lifted it off the saucer and threw it at butlers face.
Butler's immediate reaction was dilated pupils, and a sudden squeal like a pig. All of a sudden he fell, face first on the floor, and did the worm along the hallway, squeaking like an otter.
Suddenly artemis said: "sentio aliquose togatos contrami conspirare!" and then his father walked in, dressed in a bed sheet with a laurel made of toilet brushes and holding a sign saying: "I'm coming to get you!" Needless to say Artemis ran screaming from the room.
Then Artemis father, looking smug, said: "magister mundi sum!" but holly, who had been experimenting with fruit, could only say,
"te audire no possum, musa sapientum fixa est in aure" so that was fine!
Then artemis walked in and said
"vah! Denuone latine loquevar? Sometimes it just slips out." But his father stood there muttering,
"Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem."
A/N MOUSE!!