A/n:
We are siblings (4gVn SoUl and Artemis Fowl II) and as such we have decided to write a crackfic. As this is a crackfic this will be the only serious note in the story. As this is the case we thought we would inform you that this is a crackfic with a difference. On both our accounts the same story will be posted under the same name however, both parts won't be the same…
On AF2's account the story will be in Arty's POV and on 4gVn SoUl's account it will be in Holly's POV. This may sound stupid but reading both points will help you to understand it better.
As we have had our final sensible comment for the story, we shall commence with the crackyfickyness (see, it's started already :D)
Disclaimer: Artemis Fowl and any of the associated characters are sole property of Eoin Colfer. Oh well.
AF2 and 4s commence with consuming vast quantities of sugars and E numbers XD
Snap in your Tea?
By 4gVn SoUl
And
Artemis Fowl II
- This story is set after the Time Paradox but Julius isn't dead. 'Why?' You ask.
'WHY NOT!' We answer.
This means that ever good guy met so far is alive and possibly included.
Obtw Arty's Mum doesn't know anything yet. -
Chapter 3: Flame!
"We have reviews!!" holly shouted, and then exploded. But that's okay because Artemis is good at unexploding people. He didn't bother to unexploded holly though…
"The first review!
'HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can not stop laughing because of your story it is
Hilarious (good idea about the points of view from your stories) update soon'
By AH4EVER" Artemis read out.
"…" said Holly, who was still exploded.
"Well thank you AH4EVER for your kind words, we hope you can stop laughing or you won't be able to review anymore! Don't die please (master Artemis is in no state to dispose of the body!)" butler said, the only voice of reason. Until he caught the exploding bug and died.
Mulch read the second;
"'umh this story is really...interesting but I can't stop laughing the story makes no sense at all so it's funny laugh in background update soon chuckle' AH4EVER again? You have exceeded your second review thingy so have a cookie!" and Mulch handed over a cookie that had been specially peppered with snap!
"Our third review was
'Oh. My. God.
What are you on and where can I get some?'
From woahhhhh…
Well we are on snap! I though that was apparent in the title… anyway you can have a block of cheese as a reward. Wait, that's a toenail… aw well, keep it anyway!" Holly had read this one, and as she finished it Artemis suddenly realized she was back from the dead and promptly ate his foot.
"Well that's all! The next chapter will b…" Foaly started (from nowhere)
"Wait!! A spork!" holly shouted.
"And another review!" Artemis added, chasing his tail.
What the hell were you guys thinking! Having Holly drink the snap and everybody talking in like Spanish or Latin and having Butler act like three animals. You guys are twisted freaks!
From Stefanlover12
They all read.
"!" they all said.
"Why the flame man, we aren't twisted… just slightly odd…" said Artemis fowl senior. Then; "what are we doing?"
"What's a doing?" Artemis mother asked then ate an orange.
"Artemis doesn't like oranges. Or flames. He heated a fresh batch of snap with it, and then ate the bath tub. Don't flame again!"
And Artemis cackled, whilst he started a game of monopoly with himself.
Now onto more important things!
A/N-donde puedo comprar un bigote falso para mi perro?
Everyone who is reading this, lynch stefanlover12!