Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!

Me: YAY! MORE THAN ONE REVEIW THIS TIME!!

Hinata: I WUB YOU!! -glomps the all mighty author-

All: O.O

Naruto: Whats wrong with them?

Me: Ahem, Now that thats out of our systesms...here is our First Reveiwer: Zai-chan13!!

Muahahahaha! I love this fic! torture is so entertaining...anyways, here's my
ideas!
Sasuke: die your hair a rainbow of colors, wear a frilly pink dress, skip
around singing about how gay you are, then hug itachi and orochimaru and tell
them how much you love them.

Neji: sing "Hollaback Girl" by gwen stefani (somebody else should record
this...)

Gaara: you are awesome!! now go kill deidara.

Itachi: Use Tsukyomi on deidara. make him watch cheetah girls and hannah
montana for 72 hours.

Here's cookies for everyone! keep up the great work!

Zai-chan13

Sasuke: This has happened once before...

FLASH BACK!! OOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOooooooo!!

Season 1...

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAH!! SASUKES HAIR IS PINK AND ORANGE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Sasuke: -sulking in corner- i hate you all! TT

END OF FLASH BACK!! OOOOOOooooooooooOOOoooOOOoOOO!!

Me: Except this time you have to say you Love Itachi and Orochimaru!

Sasuke: I hate you all...

Me: We know!

30 hilarious minutes later...

Sasuke comes out like a girl in Rainbow colored pig tails.

All:...Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaah!!

Sasugay: WHYYYYYYYY!?

Me: -still laughing- B-b-b-because i-its funny!! Ahahahahahahahahah!!

Orochimaru: Sasu-kun! You look So hot!! -nose bleeds-

Itachi: Hn...

Sasuke: -thinking- lets get this over with...

Sasuke: I'm so gay, i want to love a man! Orochi-kuuuun! Itachi-kun! I love you both!!

Orochimaru: I LOVE YOU TO SASU-KUUUUUUNNNNNN!!

Itachi:...screw you...

Neji:ok...

Uh huh, this my uh

All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna happen like that

Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl

2x

Oooh, this my Shit , this my uh 4x

I heard that you were talking uh

And you didn't think that I would hear it

People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack

Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out

That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna happen like that

Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl

2x

Oooh, this my Shit , this my uh 4x

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers

No principals, no student-teachers

Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one

So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all

Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you

That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna happen like that

Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl

2x

Oooh, this my uh , this my uh 4x

Let me hear you say, this uh is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

this uh is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Again, this uh is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

This Uh is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna happen like that

Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl

2x

Oooh, this my Uh! , this my Uh! 4x

Me: Sorry all! i got lazy on that part! Eheheheh...

Gaara: Thank you for the complement, but i have no reason to kill him.'

Me: -throws clay at him- DEIDARA DID IT!!

Gaara: Now i do...

Deidara: Oh no...my i'mgonnadiebecauseofDalton senses are tingling...

Gaara: DIE DEIDARA!!

Deidara: Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

20 minutes later...

Gaara: I tried to kill him, but every time i tried he came back to life!

Me: Oh yeah...nobody can die on this fic, i need them all for tourtures...

Itachi: well i guess its my turn...

Deidara: Noooooooo!! yeah.

Hannah Montanna: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!

Deidara: GAH! IT BURRNSSSS!!

Me: YAYAAYAYAYYYYY!! COOKIES!! -starts eating cookies-

Itachi i guess i'll read the next reveiw...it's from naflegnadnas

LOL! Itachi in a bikini...I am scarred for life by that mental image. xx
Sakura-beat Sasuke into a bloody little pulp and scream "i hate you" the
whole time.
Naruto: swap outfits with...umm...Tenten, and wear them for a week!
Itachi-paint your nails bright pink and glittery!!
Gaara-wear a frilly, sparkly, sequin-covered pink dress for 24 hours!! (i
love Gaara but it was too tempting..Kami forgive me..)
Sasuke-act like a sweet little brother to Itachi and stay by his side for 48
hours! NO MURDER ATTEMPTS ALLOWED!!
-falls off chair laughing-
hope these are ok!
-bows-
-sandangelfan

Me: So you're screen name is backwards fo sandanglefan?kool.

Sakura: NO NO NO NO NO!!

Me: Yup! Ninja Art: Mind Destruction Jutsu!

Sakura: Uhh...-starts pummiling sasuke- I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!

Sasuke: Gah!

Naruto: Yay! i mean...EWWW!!

Tenten: Aww man!

Me: this should be good...

10 minutes later...

Naruto and tenten come out looking like each other.

All: Bwaahahahahahahhahaahh!!

Itachi: Well, its new...-paints nails-

Gaara: WEll if you love me why''d you do it?

Me: Because it was tempting!

Gaara: Fine...-puts on dress-

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Sasuke: NEVER! I HATE HIM!

Me: Would you rather have me feed you to Zeetsu?

Sasuke: No...

Zetsu: Aww man! There goes my Dinner...

Itachi: Brother you lack hatred.

Sasuke: I love you big brober!

All: Wtf!?

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAH!! O-o-ok, our next reveiwer is from Karikari-taita!

ROTFL! so.. funny... can't... talk...!Ok, so maybe I can, anyway,
Sakura: make her stay away from Sasuke FOR A WEEK! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Sasuke: make him do a photo shoot with all of his fangirls! hehehe!
Itachi: make him act like one of Sasuke's fangirls, and make him stick to
Sasuke for three days! - makes evil smile -
Gaara: lock him in his room with ALL his fangirls,and make sure he doesn't
use his powers!
Hinata: make her stand in a room where Naruto can see her and make her throw
darts at a poster of him!
Naruto: make him do sexy no jutsu in front of Kakashi
Neji: make him wear Gaara's outfit (the red one) and strap him to a wild
bull!

prodigis

Sakura: FOR A WEEK! I'LL DIE!

Sasuke: I wont!

Me: Time to use the new safe i wanted to use!-throws sakura into safe and locks door-

Sasuke: a photo shoot? sounds fun. -goes to photo shoot- OH MY GOD!

Fangirls: YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!

Itachi: SASUKE!! I LOVE YOOUUU!!

Gaara: why would i do that?

Me: because you get cookies.

Gaara: fine...-goes in closet-

-outside closet-: OH MY GOD! NO NOT THE FACE, GAHHHHH!!

All: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Hinata: that's good practice for kunai. -starts throwing darts-

Naruto: Hey hinata i- WHAT THE FUDGE!? WHY HINATA WHY! -starts crying-

Kakashi: Yay! i mean, hn...

Naruto: Fine...Oiroke-no jutsu!

Kakashi:-nose starts bleeeding-

Me: this is good! Our next reveiwer is, 3quartersandahartdown!

konnichiwa and enjoy!
Shino..squash all of your bugs
Kiba..lock him in a roomful of cats
Itachi..dress and act like Naruto for a week
Sasuke..sing Barbie Girl for two hours straight..wearing Hannah Montana
clothes
Temari..use your giant fan for target practice
Naruto..ask Hinata out..
Hinata..reject him cruelly
Kankuro..hack all your puppets to bits
Kakashi..throw loads of kunai at your pervy books
Shikamaru..say nothing but Dattebyo for a week
i love this fic

Shino:...WHY GOD WHY!? TT

Me: Just do it...

Shino: fine...goodbye my bugs...-squish- WAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Kiba: cats? just because i act like a dog means that i hate cats?!

Me: Maybe...

Kiba: alright, i'll go in...-goes into closet-

Cat: Meow.

Kiba: Gah! so...many...cats...-twitch-

Itachi: Fine...-puts on Naruto's clothes- I'll Become The Hokage! Dattebyo!

Sasuke: I'm a barbie girl! in the barbie worrrld!

Temari: Awwww! But my Daddy gave me this fan!

Me: Awwww...oh well! Do eeet! or feel the wrath of Nacho man!

Nacho man: NAAACHOOOOOO!!

Temari: o.O fine...-starts throwing kunai at fan-

Naruto: Ok, Hinata will you go out with me?

Hinata: No, you're stupid, ugly, and you smeel like a dead racoon!

Naruto: WAAAAAHHHH!!

Kankuro:say wha?

Me: You heard her! Do eeeettt!!

Kankuro: -sniff- ok...good by my puppets! -takes out chain saw and cuts them into itty bitty bits-

Kakashi: WHAAAAAT!?

Me: Just do it you moron...

Kakashe: -sniff- ok...

2 minutes later...

Kakashi: Waaaaahahahahahhhhh!! TT

Shikamaru: Meh, what a drag...

Me: no...Dattebyo!

Shikamaru fine...Dattebyo...

Me: YAAAAYYYY!! Ok...our next reveiwer is...huh? Who's Vikings love Ranch?

Itachi: Isn't that pie nee-chan?

Me: YAY PIE IS BACK! :DD

HEHEHEHE!

some characters where harmed in the making of this fanfic... lol, that's
good

although i feel these chapters are short...

SO I AM HERE TO MAKE IT LONGER!

Kiba: do hentai for me! (oh,btw, i think i have gotten more pervy... in far
away land Jiraya: HYPOCRITE!)

Gaara has to go on a wild hyper rampage with us!

rubs hands together evilly

Sasuke: GET BARNEY ARRESTED FOR HIS PEDOPHILE LIKE WAYS OR DROWN IN THE
DREADED PEANUTBUTTER!

Itachi: please stop wearing that bikini... your one of my fav cousins, and i
would never have you do such a thing... instead, WHERE A PINK TUTU OVER IT AND
TWIRL AROUND AND TAKE IT OFF REVEALING THE BIKINI EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS :
Naruto, you baka (that'll keep you going)

...and just for kicks, have a trivia contest with my little KT-chan! asking
questions

KT: What's the meaning of life?

why can't sasuke eat peanut butter?

who's Mr. T?

WHY DON'T I HAVE A PRETTY PRINCESS DRESS?!

how are babies made?

do you think im pretty?

do you wub me?

(you can add questions)

okeedokey! that's about it!

CHYEAH! VIKINGS ARE AWESOME

Me: Wow...these are preety good...

Pie (vikings love ranch): Kiba-kun! PLease do Hentai for me!

Kiba: Hah, fine... Hentai! -turns into a sexier version of his former self-

Pie: -nose bleeds- i caqnt wait to get you home Kiba-kun!

Kiba: HELP MEEEEE!!

Gaara: I'm never hyper, so whats the point?

Me: I can make you hyper...-shoves hyper making cookie down his throught-

Gaara: Gah! What was that for!? Mu...mueheheh...MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!

Me: Yes...yes...! Now he is...HYPER GAARA!!

Gaara: Must...destroy...random...village...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Sasuke: That will be fun...-dials phone-

Barney: Heelo?

Sasuke: BARNEY! COME TO MY HOUSE AND PLAAAYYYY!!

Barney: Ok...-evil smile-

Sasuke: now i have th camera...computer...and phone...

Barney: Sasuke! I'm here to play!!

Cops: Freeze barney! you're being arrested for being a pedophile!

Barney: Awwww...shoot!

Sasuke: Huh, that was fun...

Me: But you'll still drown in peanut butter, for my amusement...

Sasuke: NOOOOOOO!!

Itachi: Why? -puts on dress-

Me: Naruto you baka! Dont touch my ramen!

Itachi: -flips skirt up-

KT: whats the meaning of life?

Me: The meaning of life is...SUSHI!

KT:Why camt Sasuke eat Peanut Butter?

Sasuke: BECAUSE ITS EVIL!!

KT:Who's Mr.T?

Gaara: My Uncle!

KT:WHY DON'T I HAVE A PREETY PRINCESS DRESS!?

Pie(Vikings love ranch): Cuz mommy can't afford it.

KT:How are babies made?

Sakura: Mr.Stork Delivers them!

KT: Doyou think i'm preety?

Konohamuru: Yes!

KT: Do you wub me?

Me: Of course!

KT:Yaaayyyy!!

Me: Well that's all we have for today, please send in more reveiws! Or there will be no more funny fanfic! Please!!

PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! I DON'T OWN NARUTO! GOD! LEAVE ME ALOOOONEEE!! T.T