Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! More tourturous Intent!!
Deidara: He's gone mad...MAD I TELL YOU! Un.
Me: Anyways, here is our next reveiwer, VIKINGS LOVE REANCH!!
shakes fist in the air STUPID CANADIANS!
okay...
FOR THE
REST OF THE FIC BABYSIT MY KT-CHAN! I NEED A VACATION!
is
practically going more insane than normal
KT: TEA PARTY OF DOOM TIME!
Sasuke: PEANUT BUTTER TIME!
Naruto: give me a kiss!
Me: RAPE! SEXUAL HARRASMENT! HELP!
Kiba-kun, Dalton ONii-san: SAVE ME!
Lee: GIVE ORO A LAP DANCE!
Oro: PUT HIM/IT UNDER MIND CONTROL TO HATE IT!
Neji: MAKE OUT WITH A CHICKEN! you know you've always wanted it
okay...
deidara: let my baby give you a make over
KT: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Me: wipes tear im so proud... oh well! SO LONG SUCKERS!
CHYEAH!
VIKINGS ARE AWESOME!
Me: Wait, did she say baby-sit...KT!?
KT: Hello Dalton-oniisan! Were gonna have a fun day!
Me: Y-yeah Kt! Just so long as you promise to be good!
Kt: OK Uncle Dalton! -smiles-
Sasuke: No...no...NO!! NOT THE PEANUT BUTTER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOO!!
KT: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!! -thows sasuke in a giant vat of peanutbutter-
Sasuke: Noooo!! -blub blub-
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Kt: who wants to play Tea party...OF DOOM!!
Me: o.o Lee does!
Lee: WHAT!?
KT: PLay with me please, OR DIE!!
Lee: Yip, y-yess mam...
Naruto: WHAT!? I HAVE TO KISS HER!?
VLR (vkings love ranch): YES! Naruto-niisan, i want to see if you hate me or not.
Naruto: Why would i do that?
Me: Because if you hurt her feelings you die by my hand. -holding chainsaw- (yes i am overprotective GOSH! get off my back)
Naruto: -so scared he wet himself- o-ok...-kisses VLR on the cheek-
VLR: OMG!! HE ACTUALLY DID IT! -pukes- HELP RAPE RAPE!!
Naruto: WHAT!?
Me and Kiba: Narutooooo...
Naruto: -turns around slowly- umm, uh...hey guys...Eheheh...AHHHHHH!! -gets beaten till he is no more-
Lee: WHAT!? THAT I UN YOUTHFUL!
Me: Do it or no doggy treats!
Lee:...fine...-censoring this part because thats just wrong...-
Oro: EWWWWW!! GET AWAY YOU FREAK!!
Neji: HOW DID YOU KNOW- i mean, eww...
Me: Ok, that was creepy on many levels...BUT DO EEET ANYWAYZ!!
Neji: -starts making out with a random chicken-
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!
Deidara: Wha? I like the way i look. un.
KT: Trust me, you'll look awesomer by the time i'm done!
Deidara: Ok.
30 minutes later...
Kt: THERE! YOU LOOK BEUTIFUL!
Deidara: -looks in mirror- OMFG! I'm BalD! AHHHHH!!-hides from all-
All: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Me: Ahahahahahaahahah!!-can barely talk- O-o-ok, heres our next reveiwer, mangafreak777
This
is too funny! Hmm..tortures...
Naruto-Scream "I LOVE SASUKE!"
at the top of your lungs.
Sasuke-Act like a Sakura
fanboy
Sakura-Laugh and say "As if, loser!" when Sasuke
asks you out (sorry,
3quartersanahartdown, I'm sort of stealing
your idea)
Neji-Dress like Temari for a week
Gaara-...I won't
torture you, cause you rock...
Temari-Act like one of Shikamaru's
rabid fangirls!!
This'll be funny...
Naruto: Say wha?
Me: Do it, or face my wrath...AGAIN!
Naruto: OK! SASUKE!! I LOOOOVVEEEEE YOOUUUU!U!!
All: Wtf? o.O
Sasuke: I'm free! i'm free from teh peanut butter!
Me: You'll go back in if you dont do the next tourture.
Sasuke: -sigh- fine...-clears throught- OMG! IT'S SAKURA! QUICK RIP HER CLOTHES OFF!
Sakura: -getting nose bleed- u-uh.
Sasuke: SAKURA! PLEASE GO OUT WIT ME!
Sakura: HAHAHAHAH! As if loser! -inside she has a broken heart-
Neji: Uhhhh...sure? -puts on temari's clothes-
All: he was too willing!
Gaara: am i supposed to feel special?
Temari: I ALREADY AM ONE!! WE LOVE YOU SHIKAMARU!!
Shikamru: -asleep-
Me: ok, our next reveiwer is, Zai-chan 13
Has
died laughing...wait! i'm back! with more ideas!
Sasuke: you must
dress up as a prettyful pink fairy and act like an
orochimaru
fangirl. then repeat as an itachi fangirl. then go drown yourself
in
acid XD
Deidara: i hate you. go flirt with itachi and then go
drown in acid with
sasuke
Hinata: you are awesome! here's a giant cupcake!
Gaara: um, do you still have a teddy bear? and
you get a giant cupcake too,
cuz you rock!
Zetsu: go eat
deidara. i apologize in advance for any indigestion he causes
you.
that's all i have for now. you did a super awesome job on the
last 1, so keep
it up! and ice-cream for everybody!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAH!! Now thats funny!
Kt: -giggles-
Sasuke: -puts on dress- OROCHIMAUR!! I LOOOOVEEEEE YOUUUUUUSSSSSS!!
Orochimaru: I know, i'm the greatest right?
Me: OK! Now go be one of itachi's fangirls!
Sasuke:...i hate you...ITACHIIII! WE LOOOOVVVEEEE YOUUUUU!!
Itachi:...tsukyomi...
Sasuke and fangirls: GAAAHHHH!! -starts foaming at the mouth-
Me: i'll just throw him in the acid! -throws sasuke in acid-
Deidara: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? Yeah!
Me: just do it...
Deidara: Oh Itachi-kun, you're muscles are so big and strong, could you please pick up my clay for me? -acts cute-
Itachi:...tsukiyomi...
Deidara: Gaahhhh!! Yeah. -foams at the mouth-
Me: -drags Deidara and throws him in the acid-
Hinata: Thanks, but its kind of big...
Gaara: no, i dont have a teddy bear! -hides mr schnookums-
Me: you sure?
Gaara: i'm positive, and thank you for the cupcake.
Zetsu: Awww! That's nice of you! hey DEIDARA!
Deidara: Yeah?
Zetsu: is there something in my teeth?
Deidara: I dont know let me check...Hey what the!? Mm! Mfmfmfmfm!!
Zetsu: hah, preety good but he tasted like clay...
Deidara: GET ME OUT OF HERE!! Un!
Me: You'll get out next chapter, but untill then by every one! And please reveiw!!
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