Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!
Tobi: Dalton-san feels bad today because his cat is sick, so he will try to be as funny as possible! :D
Me: Shut up Tobi...and its true me cat is sick because of the stupid fleas...
Girls: Awww...he has feelings...unlike the other males.
Guys:...what a wimp...
Me: -glares at the guys- you all shall face tourture because of you're insults!
Guys: o.o
Me: OK! Let's get this started, first up is...wolf-chick xD
um...evil torture..evil...O.O! oh i gots an idea!
deidara: say "art
sucks!" at the top of your lungs and throw all your clay
into
the acid (sorry)
hinata: your sweet! :3 but you need torture
too. flirt with itachi when
naruto's there.
naruto: switch clothes with sasuke and act emo for 72 hours X3 TEEHEE!
temari:
youre awesome, but you need torture too... beat up shikamaru
with
your fan and send him into acid. (sorry)
shikamaru: just take it like a man!
sasuke: dress up like a cheerleader
with pink frillies and screamt the song
"im so pretty"
grins manicailly D
i dont like short chapters either
so...
kakasi: your awesomest! heres more of your back! :)
gaara:...your the
greatest! :) you get the honors of beating up sasuGAY with
your
sand and then...( pauses for effect) beat up shikamru some more!
i think it might be time to bring sasori back from the dead! XD
sasori: your awesomerest! (is that even a word? lol) since
your soo awesomest
you get those 300 puppets back and kill
orochimaru!! YAY!!
orochimaru: take it like a !! muhahahahahaha!
well thats all, muhahaaha!
everyone
whos been tortured: jump into acid! and then jump into
peanut
butter!!
caio! wolfchik
Me: Muahahahahahah!!
Deidara: WHAAAAAAATTTT!? UN!? D:
Me: i hate it as much as you do buddy...now do it! :3
Deidara:...ART SUCKS!! -throws clay in acid- Waaaahhh!! -starts crying-
Me: i cant beleive he did that...-puts on flea collar-
Hinata: how is that tourture? sounds fun.
Itachi: ...
Hinata: Oh Itachi-kuuunnnn, you're so big and strong, could you please help me with my clothes?
Naruto: WHY!? GOD WHY!? -starts crying-
Me: Bwahahahahah!!
Naruto: -puts on sasuke's clothes and becomes emo- ...hn...
Me: xD
Temari: ...why? i love Shiki-san!
Shikamaru:-asleep-
Me: Do eeet! he'll come back alive you know.
Temari: oh yeah...-starts pummiling shikamaru-
Shikamaru: GAH! -falls in acid- X.X
Me: BWAHAHAHAhAH!!
Sasuke:...-already in dress- I FEEL PREETY! OH SO PREETY! I FEEL PREETY AND WITTY AND GAY!
Kakashi: YAY! -hugs perverted books and starts reading them- :3
Gaara:...-uses sand burial on shikamaru-
Shikamaru: Gah! X.X
Saqsori: -somes back- MUWAHAHAHAHAH!! I'M BACK TO KILL THE MAN WHO KILLED ME! -points to author- YOU!
Me: you're right i killed you, now here are you're puppets.
Sasori: -turns into a chibi- YAAAAAYYYYY!! -starts shooting Orochimaru with stuff-
orochimaru: Nooooooooooooooooo!! -dies-
All-who have been tourtured-: WHAT!? WHY PEANUTBUTTER!?
Me: just do eet, except for hinata and temari :3 -pushes all the guys who have been tourtured into the acid- ok, next up is...thiefkingbaka4eva!!
ROTFLMHO
i'm
back! muahahahaha!
Itachi:you suck. beg for Sasuke's forgiveness
on your hands and knees and let
him do what he will to
you.
Gaara:i'll resist. you are awesome! -hugs-
Kakashi:eat
ramen until you barf
Naruto:watch Kakashi eating ramen. you don't
get any.
Neji:read Kakashi's ENTIRE collection of pervy books
until you can recite
them backwards.
Hinata:beat Sasuke into a
bloody little pulp.
Ino:shave your head bald and wear Choji's
outfit. (randomness!)
i'll probably come back with more at some point. happy writing!
Itachi:...SASUKE!! PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE!! -starts crying-
Sasuke:...I FORGIVE YOU ITACHI-SAN! I just wanted you to apologize! -hugs-
Itachi:-inside mind- WTF!? He's got problems...
Gaara:...no hugging...
Kakashi:o.O weird tourture...but whatever...-starts eating-
Naruto: NOOOOO!! T.T
2hours later...
Kakashi: ngh...i feel like i'm gonna...-pukes on Naruto-
Naruto: GAH! IT BURNS!
Neji:-already reading and getting a nosebleed-
Hinata: YAY!! -activates byakugan and starts pummiling Sasuke-
Sasuke: -dies- X.X
Ino: b-but...fine..-shaves head and puts on choji costume- T.T
Me: Yay! next up is Zai-chan13!!
ROTFLMAO!
great job! the author gets a giant hershey bar! hm, today i feel
like
torturing deidara...
deidara: you must kiss tobi, put on a hannah
montana costume and do the
chicken dance, admit to sasori he is
right about art, cut your hair into a
mullet, and then watch
highschool musical (eww...) eight times. both of them.
muahahaha!
here is some popcorn and soda for everyone to enjoy while
watching deidara
humiliate himself. oh, and hinata? please record
this, put it on a dvd, and
send me a copy. thx!
:D
Zai-chan
p.s: zetsu, you have my permission to eat deidara again
if you wish. or
hidan. i don't mind! :)
Me: YAYYY!! -starts eating-
Sasori: YAY! This'll be good, -starts eating popcorn-
Deidara: why me...yeah. T.T -kisses tobi-
Tobi: OMG! DEIDARA-SEMPIE IS GAY! AHHHHHH!! -runs away-
Deidara: -puts on hannah monntanna outfit- buck,buck,buck,bukooock! -starts acting like a chicken-
Sasori: YAY! THE TRUTH SHALL BE REVEALED!!
Deidara: S-s-sasori...y-you are right...art should be treaseured and last forever...GAH! -starts foaming at the mouth-
Sasori:Yay! I'm so happy! :D
Deidara: -makes hair into mullet and starts watching the highschool musical movies- GAH! IT BURNSSSS!!
Hinata: DUN! i'll send the copy now!
Zetsu: i think i'll eat hidan, Deidara tasted to much like clay -sticks toungue out in disqust- -eats hidan-
Hidan: WTF! GET ME OUT OF THE H HOLE!
Me: Well that is all tthe time we have today, please reveiw! or the world will end...jk but still.
I DONT OWN NARUTO!! BUT PLEASE REVEIW!! OR THE MONKEYS WILL ATTACK!!